Why Should Vampires Have All the Pun? A Joke-Filled Werewolf Thread

I didn't think about this before but now I wonder if werewolves will be prone to flea infestations.

Fabulous puns! (I'll have to try to think of one.)

I hope there is a Tell Werewolf Pun interaction like there is for vampire puns.

One way for a werewolf to look at the moon is to stop by a lake and paws for reflection.

Werepuns: puns that can be only seen and heard at full moon, making others howl with laughter.

I’m going to combine the Werewolf pack with Spa Day and make a meditating Aware-wolf. Or, maybe I’ll dress one up in fancy clothes and make a Evening Wear-wolf. Or, I might create a 5Ws pack with my Werewolf and his friends: the Who-wolf, the What-wolf, The When-wolf and the Why-wolf.

Ok. On my way out.

I plan to create a collective with 4 humans and a Werewolf. They'll be highly competetive when playing, the Werewolf especially when it comes to hide and seek. A master of the game, he'll be known as the Wherewolf.

I'm still debating if I should buy this pack. A Werewolf suggested to me that coin toss might suffice. Heads or tails?

Many of my Werewolves are downright rude and foulmouthed. On the plus side, they never break a promise. We call them Swearewolves.

Now where's that exit...

I'm lycan some of these puns.

Does "Beware of Greg" make Greg an apiarist... Or would that be spelled bee-were?

I'll just be sitting here mooning over Lou.

I was thinking about making one and naming him Eye-gor. Then when one sim screams 'Werewolf!', another sim can say 'Therewolf'. All in simlish of course. The pun may get lost in transformation.

"EmmaVane;c-18124133" wrote:

I'll just be sitting here mooning over Lou.

Hopefully he won't moon you in response!

I hope my werewolves won't be unable see the furrest for the fleas.

Sign seen on a pack outfitting shop: "Werewolf Wares: Wearables Everywhere!"

What do the werewolf and the flea say to each other when they're annoyed? "Oh, bite me."