I know I have been posting a lots of updates but I had a TON of pics and I wanted to write it out while creative juices were flowing :-)
"AAAHHHHHH!" puff puff puff "You've got to be kidding me! I'm not ready!" Puff puff "AAAIIIIEEEEEE!"
Perhaps all that walking around with Meadow had done her in. Or maybe it was the massage , but Constance was definitely in labor. She rushed to the hospital. "There is no way I am having this baby on the bathroom floor!"
She's not sure if it was a good idea, but she called Hal. It was his child after all. And much to her surprise he came!
After MANY long, painful hours Constance walked out with a tiny girl she named Jane. Jane was a Clumsy Loner like her mother. "I wonder if she'll take after her father at all? I kinda hope not."
Right behind her came Hal with his own tiny bundle. Jane's evil twin Joan. Constance sped out of the parking lot so fast Hal had no idea what happened. How did he end up with a baby in his arms??!
Jane was sure to lock all the doors and gates. She new she was having a baby but she definitely hadn't planned on twins! And she just KNEW that there was something evil about Joan. "They'll be good for each other." She told herself to help ease the guilt of abandoning one of her children. "Hal is the father after all. I am NOT taking that baby back! Or HIM!"
Hal, of course, was just as shocked as she. Him with a baby? What was he going to do with a baby?? He called and called and called Constance.
"She is your daughter. She is your responsibility!"
"I don't know what to tell ya babe. How about 'Deal with it'?"
(The twins were a total accident/surprise! I don't have the fertility treatment and she never watches TV or music so it was a total random happening. Like almost everything else that has happened. What I did to separate the twins was- I went into edit town and moved Hal in. Then promptly moved him and Joan out and into a more suitable home. I then had to use CTRL+SHIFT+C and housoldfunds
cheat to set their monies back where they were before I combined the households)
