All This Jazz: Prizes and Premium Walkthrough
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 1
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Marbles Le Marquez: So who are these guys?
Skinny Palmer: Never heard of them.
Homer: Boys, let's introduce ourselves properly.
Homer: Homer!
Lenny: Lenny!
Carl: Carl!
Lou: Anddddddddd Lou!
Homer: We're Hip-Hoppin' Homer and the Groovettes!
Marbles Le Marquez: Okay, uh, welcome to Groovetone Records.
Lou: We're here to record our long-awaited sophomore album.
Marbles Le Marquez: Okay, well I'm Marbles. I'll be the studio musician doing your backup music. If you're ready to get started then—
Homer: *gasp* Guys! We forgot the most important thing!
Carl: Our big gold chain necklaces?
Homer: No, our turtlenecks! We'll never get our sound right without our turtlenecks. Head to the store and pick up four of them.
Marbles Le Marquez: What? I'm a musician, not a—
Homer: Oh, you thought I was talking to you? No, I was talking to our roadie, Kirk.
Kirk: I'm not a roadie, I'm an executive band assistant.
Homer: We need three smalls and one XXL.
Kirk: I'm on it!
Task: Make Kirk Shop for Turtlenecks
Time: 4h
Location: Abercrombie and Rich, Victor's Secret, Gold Navy, The Vast Waistband or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Warm Up His Smooth Vocals
Time: 4h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Tune Instruments
Time: 4h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Kirk: Sorry it took so long getting those turtlenecks.
Marbles Le Marquez: Alright, here are your turtlenecks. Can we record your album now?
Lenny: The tight fabric on my neck pinches my trachea just right to give me those tight harmonies.
Homer: I said XXL, what is this, Kirk?
Kirk: It's actually XXXL.
Homer: Oh, maybe I have to break it in first.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 2
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Homer: No woman, no pie!
Lenny: Ooooooh, ooooooooh!
Homer: Cut! Cut! It's all wrong. Marbles, that smooth bass needs to be, uh…smoother.
Marbles Le Marquez: Smoother? Are you wanting funky smooth, groovy smooth, maybe some funky-groovy smooth?
Homer: Obviously it needs to be a funky-groovy-light-hip-hoppin-smooth fusion. It's all in the sheet music!
Marbles Le Marquez: All right, calm down, James Brown.
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Smooth Bass Uh…Smoother
Time: 4h
Homer: Okay, that's sounding better, Marbles. But a bit of feedback...try to make it a little more, uh…shapely.
Marbles Le Marquez: Shapely?
Homer: Yeah, you know, like how the bass strings should sound uh… measured but also…sardonic.
Marbles Le Marquez: What are you reading? Is that a thesaurus?
Homer: No, I mean... *reads thesaurus* negative.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 3
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Marbles Le Marquez: *playing the bass* Is this sardonic enough for you?
Homer: Oh, that's perfect. *the power goes out*
Carl: *in the pitch black* Uh…Homer are you supposed to be at work right now?
Homer: Oh, do I have to do everything?! Book the studio, Homer. Don't forget the turtlenecks, Homer. Show up to work so the town doesn't lose power, Homer.
Homer: I've done enough. Let's get lunch. Kirk, head to the power plant and fix the problem.
Kirk: Okay, but I don't know what to do or where to go or—
Homer: It's easy! Here, take this keycard. Just go into my office in Sector 7-G and push the red button. NOT the red button that makes the reactor melt down, the other red button.
Marbles Le Marquez: *groans* I'll help him.
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Help Kirk Get the Power Back On
Time: 2h
Location: Control Building, Groovetone Record's or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Get Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Get Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Get Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Get Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House
Kirk: Okay, I'm back. I think I fixed everything — one of the reactors started leaking, but that's normal, right?
Marbles Le Marquez: We fixed it the best we could. Now can we please just finish recording your weird album, Homer?
Homer: Hey! This is all part of the creative process! What you need to do is use all that frustration and inject it into the music!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 4
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Homer: Alright, Marbles. This next song is gonna need you on the piano. It's a smooth groovin' tune about love, loss, and how much I hate Marge's sisters.
Marbles Le Marquez: Piano? But I'm a bass player. That's all I know how to play. Well, bass and triangle.
Homer: Hmm, triangle might be better. This could be good.
Marbles Le Marquez: *triangle trill*
Homer: I love it! Now try to keep up with us, we're gonna play at triple-time-divided-by-two.
Marbles Le Marquez: *groans*
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Triangle
Time: 4h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Sing About Marge's Stupid Sisters
Time: 4h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Lou: Homer, I've never met Marge's sisters, but there's so much raw passion in this song that I think I hate them more than anything in the world.
Homer: That's the power of music, Lou. The power of music...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 5
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Homer: Looks like the album is finally done. Marbles, time to get out there and sell.
Marbles Le Marquez: You want me to go sell your albums? But it's your band.
Homer: I can't go out and sell the album. I have to think about the music. How do you think I come up with all this? Ooh, that could be a song!
Homer: How do you think the music arrives? / Like rain on a desert mountain? / Like the sky falling down and crushing our lives?
Homer: It's a work-in-progress.
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Sell Albums on the Corner
Time: 1h
Task: Make Homer Wait for His Huge Payday
Time: 1h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Homer: Well, how many millions of albums did you sell?
Marbles Le Marquez: Two.
Homer: Two million albums?!
Marbles Le Marquez: Two albums. To the same person. Marge Simpson. And then she returned them.
Marbles Le Marquez: Here's an itemized bill for the studio time.
Homer: *gasp* This wasn't free? Um, Kirk will take care of it.
Kirk: What?
Homer: RUN!!!!!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 1
Bart starts
Lisa: Skinny Palmer? Marbles Le Marquez? What are you doing here at my house?
Marbles Le Marquez: You're looking slick, Downbeat.
Lisa: Ugh, can we rethink my jazz name? I really think I'm more fitting of a name like—
Skinny Palmer: Nope. Jazz names don't change. You're Downbeat for life.
Lisa: *sigh* Okay...Downbeat it is.
Marbles Le Marquez: Cheer up, Downbeat. Is Tic Tock around?
Lisa: Bart! Your jazz friends want you to come out and play!
Bart: What's up, Daddy-Os?
Skinny Palmer: Tic Tock, the Skinny Palmer Trio is at a crossroads. We've never drawn crowds like when we had Tic Tock Simpson tappin' the rat-a-tats and the clickety-clacks.
Marbles Le Marquez: Don't forget the skibbity-scats.
Skinny Palmer: You see? We're off our game. I even forgot the skibbity-scats. Though more specifically we are out of what I like to call jazz fuel.
Bart: Mary Jane?
Skinny Palmer: No, money!
Marbles Le Marquez: I'm picking up shifts disinfecting shoes at the Bowlarama, and let me tell you that place is a jazz funeral — but less fun.
Bart: Hmm, it's gonna be tough to fit you guys into my schedule, but being famous was pretty awesome...
Skinny Palmer: Please, Bart.
Bart: Okay, I'll rejoin the band. On one condition, I get to decide where we go to lunch.
Marbles Le Marquez: You only ever want Krusty Burger...and I'm a vegetarian.
Bart: I keep telling you, fries are a food group.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Sign Autographs for the Ladies
Time: 4h
Tic Tock Simpson: So, I know how Lisa and I got our jazz names, but what about you guys?
Skinny Palmer: Oh, me? They call me "Skinny" because my metabolism is faster than "Jeep's Blues" played double-time on the jump.
Tic Tock Simpson: Alright, I'm gonna assume that's fast because I don't want to look it up. What about you, Marbles?
Marbles Le Marquez: I would prefer not to say.
Skinny Palmer: He accidentally thought a marble was a grape and the rest is history.
Marbles Le Marquez: That's why my teeth look like this.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 2
Bart starts
Tic Tock Simpson: Ugh, guys I'm trying, but ever since I got carpal tunnel playing "Conflict of Enemies", I haven't been able to drum the same.
Skinny Palmer: Oh, you'll be fine — carpal tunnel is no big deal.
Tic Tock Simpson: I played for sixty-three hours straight. Now my arm is blue and stiff enough to crack walnuts. *cracks a walnut*
Marbles Le Marquez: Well what about surgery? How much would it cost to fix it?
Tic Tock Simpson: They don't take insurance for videogame-related injuries, so the surgery's $78,000.
Marbles Le Marquez: I guess we'll just have to do a benefit concert.
Skinny Palmer: A benefit concert?! Outta sight!
Marbles Le Marquez: *down low* In the pocket!
Tic Tock Simpson: No! Guys, stop. Enough with the benefit concerts. We already did that, remember? And I gave all the money to Lisa.
Marbles Le Marquez: So what do we do?
Tic Tock Simpson: It sounds too easy, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to just ask her...
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Ask Lisa for the Money
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Lisa: Bart, there is no more money. The bridge has been repaired and I spent the extra on making it do that thing where it lifts up to let boats pass.
Tic Tock Simpson: Whoa, I love when bridges do that!
Tic Tock Simpson: I never thought you'd actually use the money to save the bridge. I thought you were going to just put it toward your college fund.
Lisa: $50,000 tuition to go to college online? No thanks.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 3
Bart starts
Tic Tock Simpson: Sorry, guys. I talked to Downbeat, but she already spent the money.
Skinny Palmer: Man, that girl is always bringin' us down.
Skinny Palmer: But it's okay, because look at this ad I just discovered in the newspaper.
Tic Tock Simpson: Bionic prosthetics?
Marbles Le Marquez: And they're free as long as you agree to take part in their medical study and sign a two hundred and sixteen page waiver of liability!
Skinny Palmer: Tic Tock, you'll get your arm back and you'll end up being an even better drummer.
Tic Tock Simpson: Never before have I loved a plan as much as this one!
Tic Tock Simpson: Well, besides the time we tricked Milhouse into putting his finger in that pencil sharpener.
Milhouse: And I didn't even get to get a cool bionic finger out of it.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Get a Bionic Arm
Time: 6h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House
Dr. Hibbert: And Bart, that's where we'll make a deep incision and attach the bionic arm to the nerve cluster.
Tic Tock Simpson: Cool! Can I get a laser on it? Or an attachment that shoots out ninja stars?!
Dr. Hibbert: *chuckles* All in due time, Bart. I just need a signature on this form from one of your parents.
Homer: Okay, signed.
Tic Tock Simpson: Where'd you come from?
Homer: Oh, I was just stopping by. Artery got clogged again so they did one of those routine open-heart oil changes on me.
Dr. Hibbert: None of that was routine.
Homer: Well, good luck with the robo-arm. I'm off to get my routine bucket of chicken and barrel of beer.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 4
Bart starts
Tic Tock Simpson: This new bionic arm is awesome! A little hard to control though.
Skinny Palmer: Yeah, you ripped out my car door and nearly killed my cat when you petted him.
Tic Tock Simpson: Let's see how this Terminator arm does on the hi-hat.
Marbles Le Marquez: Real quick though, could you open this jar of pickles for me? These lil' baby dills been callin' my name, but the jar just won't give.
Tic Tock Simpson: *jar shatters*
Tic Tock Simpson: You must have loosened it.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Do Some Bionic Drumming
Time: 1h
Skinny Palmer: Whoa, Tic Tock. You're rocking those drums harder than that verbally abused kid in "Whiplash"!
Marbles Le Marquez: With that bionic arm going, I think I feel a jazz name change comin'. How does "Iron Jam" sound?
Tic Tock Simpson: I have no control over the arm! Help! It won't stop! *drum smashes*
Skinny Palmer: Run! That arm thinks everything's a drum!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 5
Bart starts
Tic Tock Simpson: Doc, you gotta get this thing off me. It's got a mind of its own!
Dr. Hibbert: *chuckles* Oh, I should hope so. It sure wouldn't be very useful in our study on bionic artificial intelligence if it didn't. You did read the paperwork?
Tic Tock Simpson: Ahhhh! My hand keeps trying to steal your syringe off you and kill me with it!
Dr. Hibbert: *scribbling notes* Wants to kill patient...knows what a syringe is...fascinating stuff.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Un-Get a Bionic Arm
Time: 6h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House
Marbles Le Marquez: Well, some things just don't work out. But I think we've learned a good lesson here.
Skinny Palmer: I don't think I've learned anything.
Marbles Le Marquez: Always keep yourself at arm's length from a bionic arm.
Skinny Palmer: Physically and figuratively.
Marbles Le Marquez: Right on.
Skinny Palmer: Indubitably.
Marbles Le Marquez: In the pocket.
Skinny Palmer: Boogie Woogie.
Marbles Le Marquez: You really need to have the last word don't ya?
Skinny Palmer: Ab-so-lute-ly!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Marbles Le Marquez: So who are these guys?
Skinny Palmer: Never heard of them.
Homer: Boys, let's introduce ourselves properly.
Homer: Homer!
Lenny: Lenny!
Carl: Carl!
Lou: Anddddddddd Lou!
Homer: We're Hip-Hoppin' Homer and the Groovettes!
Marbles Le Marquez: Okay, uh, welcome to Groovetone Records.
Lou: We're here to record our long-awaited sophomore album.
Marbles Le Marquez: Okay, well I'm Marbles. I'll be the studio musician doing your backup music. If you're ready to get started then—
Homer: *gasp* Guys! We forgot the most important thing!
Carl: Our big gold chain necklaces?
Homer: No, our turtlenecks! We'll never get our sound right without our turtlenecks. Head to the store and pick up four of them.
Marbles Le Marquez: What? I'm a musician, not a—
Homer: Oh, you thought I was talking to you? No, I was talking to our roadie, Kirk.
Kirk: I'm not a roadie, I'm an executive band assistant.
Homer: We need three smalls and one XXL.
Kirk: I'm on it!
Task: Make Kirk Shop for Turtlenecks
Time: 4h
Location: Abercrombie and Rich, Victor's Secret, Gold Navy, The Vast Waistband or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Warm Up His Smooth Vocals
Time: 4h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Tune Instruments
Time: 4h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Kirk: Sorry it took so long getting those turtlenecks.
Marbles Le Marquez: Alright, here are your turtlenecks. Can we record your album now?
Lenny: The tight fabric on my neck pinches my trachea just right to give me those tight harmonies.
Homer: I said XXL, what is this, Kirk?
Kirk: It's actually XXXL.
Homer: Oh, maybe I have to break it in first.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 2
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Homer: No woman, no pie!
Lenny: Ooooooh, ooooooooh!
Homer: Cut! Cut! It's all wrong. Marbles, that smooth bass needs to be, uh…smoother.
Marbles Le Marquez: Smoother? Are you wanting funky smooth, groovy smooth, maybe some funky-groovy smooth?
Homer: Obviously it needs to be a funky-groovy-light-hip-hoppin-smooth fusion. It's all in the sheet music!
Marbles Le Marquez: All right, calm down, James Brown.
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Smooth Bass Uh…Smoother
Time: 4h
Homer: Okay, that's sounding better, Marbles. But a bit of feedback...try to make it a little more, uh…shapely.
Marbles Le Marquez: Shapely?
Homer: Yeah, you know, like how the bass strings should sound uh… measured but also…sardonic.
Marbles Le Marquez: What are you reading? Is that a thesaurus?
Homer: No, I mean... *reads thesaurus* negative.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 3
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Marbles Le Marquez: *playing the bass* Is this sardonic enough for you?
Homer: Oh, that's perfect. *the power goes out*
Carl: *in the pitch black* Uh…Homer are you supposed to be at work right now?
Homer: Oh, do I have to do everything?! Book the studio, Homer. Don't forget the turtlenecks, Homer. Show up to work so the town doesn't lose power, Homer.
Homer: I've done enough. Let's get lunch. Kirk, head to the power plant and fix the problem.
Kirk: Okay, but I don't know what to do or where to go or—
Homer: It's easy! Here, take this keycard. Just go into my office in Sector 7-G and push the red button. NOT the red button that makes the reactor melt down, the other red button.
Marbles Le Marquez: *groans* I'll help him.
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Help Kirk Get the Power Back On
Time: 2h
Location: Control Building, Groovetone Record's or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Get Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Get Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Get Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Get Lunch
Time: 4h
Location: Overpass Diner, Krusty Burger, Lard Lad Donuts or Brown House
Kirk: Okay, I'm back. I think I fixed everything — one of the reactors started leaking, but that's normal, right?
Marbles Le Marquez: We fixed it the best we could. Now can we please just finish recording your weird album, Homer?
Homer: Hey! This is all part of the creative process! What you need to do is use all that frustration and inject it into the music!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 4
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Homer: Alright, Marbles. This next song is gonna need you on the piano. It's a smooth groovin' tune about love, loss, and how much I hate Marge's sisters.
Marbles Le Marquez: Piano? But I'm a bass player. That's all I know how to play. Well, bass and triangle.
Homer: Hmm, triangle might be better. This could be good.
Marbles Le Marquez: *triangle trill*
Homer: I love it! Now try to keep up with us, we're gonna play at triple-time-divided-by-two.
Marbles Le Marquez: *groans*
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Play the Triangle
Time: 4h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Sing About Marge's Stupid Sisters
Time: 4h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Lou: Homer, I've never met Marge's sisters, but there's so much raw passion in this song that I think I hate them more than anything in the world.
Homer: That's the power of music, Lou. The power of music...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Peaceful Groovy Feeling Pt. 5
Marbles Le Marquez starts
Homer: Looks like the album is finally done. Marbles, time to get out there and sell.
Marbles Le Marquez: You want me to go sell your albums? But it's your band.
Homer: I can't go out and sell the album. I have to think about the music. How do you think I come up with all this? Ooh, that could be a song!
Homer: How do you think the music arrives? / Like rain on a desert mountain? / Like the sky falling down and crushing our lives?
Homer: It's a work-in-progress.
Task: Make Marbles Le Marquez Sell Albums on the Corner
Time: 1h
Task: Make Homer Wait for His Huge Payday
Time: 1h
Location: Groovetone Record's, Simpson House or Brown House
Homer: Well, how many millions of albums did you sell?
Marbles Le Marquez: Two.
Homer: Two million albums?!
Marbles Le Marquez: Two albums. To the same person. Marge Simpson. And then she returned them.
Marbles Le Marquez: Here's an itemized bill for the studio time.
Homer: *gasp* This wasn't free? Um, Kirk will take care of it.
Kirk: What?
Homer: RUN!!!!!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 1
Bart starts
Lisa: Skinny Palmer? Marbles Le Marquez? What are you doing here at my house?
Marbles Le Marquez: You're looking slick, Downbeat.
Lisa: Ugh, can we rethink my jazz name? I really think I'm more fitting of a name like—
Skinny Palmer: Nope. Jazz names don't change. You're Downbeat for life.
Lisa: *sigh* Okay...Downbeat it is.
Marbles Le Marquez: Cheer up, Downbeat. Is Tic Tock around?
Lisa: Bart! Your jazz friends want you to come out and play!
Bart: What's up, Daddy-Os?
Skinny Palmer: Tic Tock, the Skinny Palmer Trio is at a crossroads. We've never drawn crowds like when we had Tic Tock Simpson tappin' the rat-a-tats and the clickety-clacks.
Marbles Le Marquez: Don't forget the skibbity-scats.
Skinny Palmer: You see? We're off our game. I even forgot the skibbity-scats. Though more specifically we are out of what I like to call jazz fuel.
Bart: Mary Jane?
Skinny Palmer: No, money!
Marbles Le Marquez: I'm picking up shifts disinfecting shoes at the Bowlarama, and let me tell you that place is a jazz funeral — but less fun.
Bart: Hmm, it's gonna be tough to fit you guys into my schedule, but being famous was pretty awesome...
Skinny Palmer: Please, Bart.
Bart: Okay, I'll rejoin the band. On one condition, I get to decide where we go to lunch.
Marbles Le Marquez: You only ever want Krusty Burger...and I'm a vegetarian.
Bart: I keep telling you, fries are a food group.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Sign Autographs for the Ladies
Time: 4h
Tic Tock Simpson: So, I know how Lisa and I got our jazz names, but what about you guys?
Skinny Palmer: Oh, me? They call me "Skinny" because my metabolism is faster than "Jeep's Blues" played double-time on the jump.
Tic Tock Simpson: Alright, I'm gonna assume that's fast because I don't want to look it up. What about you, Marbles?
Marbles Le Marquez: I would prefer not to say.
Skinny Palmer: He accidentally thought a marble was a grape and the rest is history.
Marbles Le Marquez: That's why my teeth look like this.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 2
Bart starts
Tic Tock Simpson: Ugh, guys I'm trying, but ever since I got carpal tunnel playing "Conflict of Enemies", I haven't been able to drum the same.
Skinny Palmer: Oh, you'll be fine — carpal tunnel is no big deal.
Tic Tock Simpson: I played for sixty-three hours straight. Now my arm is blue and stiff enough to crack walnuts. *cracks a walnut*
Marbles Le Marquez: Well what about surgery? How much would it cost to fix it?
Tic Tock Simpson: They don't take insurance for videogame-related injuries, so the surgery's $78,000.
Marbles Le Marquez: I guess we'll just have to do a benefit concert.
Skinny Palmer: A benefit concert?! Outta sight!
Marbles Le Marquez: *down low* In the pocket!
Tic Tock Simpson: No! Guys, stop. Enough with the benefit concerts. We already did that, remember? And I gave all the money to Lisa.
Marbles Le Marquez: So what do we do?
Tic Tock Simpson: It sounds too easy, but I guess it wouldn't hurt to just ask her...
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Ask Lisa for the Money
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Lisa: Bart, there is no more money. The bridge has been repaired and I spent the extra on making it do that thing where it lifts up to let boats pass.
Tic Tock Simpson: Whoa, I love when bridges do that!
Tic Tock Simpson: I never thought you'd actually use the money to save the bridge. I thought you were going to just put it toward your college fund.
Lisa: $50,000 tuition to go to college online? No thanks.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 3
Bart starts
Tic Tock Simpson: Sorry, guys. I talked to Downbeat, but she already spent the money.
Skinny Palmer: Man, that girl is always bringin' us down.
Skinny Palmer: But it's okay, because look at this ad I just discovered in the newspaper.
Tic Tock Simpson: Bionic prosthetics?
Marbles Le Marquez: And they're free as long as you agree to take part in their medical study and sign a two hundred and sixteen page waiver of liability!
Skinny Palmer: Tic Tock, you'll get your arm back and you'll end up being an even better drummer.
Tic Tock Simpson: Never before have I loved a plan as much as this one!
Tic Tock Simpson: Well, besides the time we tricked Milhouse into putting his finger in that pencil sharpener.
Milhouse: And I didn't even get to get a cool bionic finger out of it.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Get a Bionic Arm
Time: 6h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House
Dr. Hibbert: And Bart, that's where we'll make a deep incision and attach the bionic arm to the nerve cluster.
Tic Tock Simpson: Cool! Can I get a laser on it? Or an attachment that shoots out ninja stars?!
Dr. Hibbert: *chuckles* All in due time, Bart. I just need a signature on this form from one of your parents.
Homer: Okay, signed.
Tic Tock Simpson: Where'd you come from?
Homer: Oh, I was just stopping by. Artery got clogged again so they did one of those routine open-heart oil changes on me.
Dr. Hibbert: None of that was routine.
Homer: Well, good luck with the robo-arm. I'm off to get my routine bucket of chicken and barrel of beer.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 4
Bart starts
Tic Tock Simpson: This new bionic arm is awesome! A little hard to control though.
Skinny Palmer: Yeah, you ripped out my car door and nearly killed my cat when you petted him.
Tic Tock Simpson: Let's see how this Terminator arm does on the hi-hat.
Marbles Le Marquez: Real quick though, could you open this jar of pickles for me? These lil' baby dills been callin' my name, but the jar just won't give.
Tic Tock Simpson: *jar shatters*
Tic Tock Simpson: You must have loosened it.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Do Some Bionic Drumming
Time: 1h
Skinny Palmer: Whoa, Tic Tock. You're rocking those drums harder than that verbally abused kid in "Whiplash"!
Marbles Le Marquez: With that bionic arm going, I think I feel a jazz name change comin'. How does "Iron Jam" sound?
Tic Tock Simpson: I have no control over the arm! Help! It won't stop! *drum smashes*
Skinny Palmer: Run! That arm thinks everything's a drum!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Bionic Boy Pt. 5
Bart starts
Tic Tock Simpson: Doc, you gotta get this thing off me. It's got a mind of its own!
Dr. Hibbert: *chuckles* Oh, I should hope so. It sure wouldn't be very useful in our study on bionic artificial intelligence if it didn't. You did read the paperwork?
Tic Tock Simpson: Ahhhh! My hand keeps trying to steal your syringe off you and kill me with it!
Dr. Hibbert: *scribbling notes* Wants to kill patient...knows what a syringe is...fascinating stuff.
Task: Make Tic Tock Simpson Un-Get a Bionic Arm
Time: 6h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Brown House
Marbles Le Marquez: Well, some things just don't work out. But I think we've learned a good lesson here.
Skinny Palmer: I don't think I've learned anything.
Marbles Le Marquez: Always keep yourself at arm's length from a bionic arm.
Skinny Palmer: Physically and figuratively.
Marbles Le Marquez: Right on.
Skinny Palmer: Indubitably.
Marbles Le Marquez: In the pocket.
Skinny Palmer: Boogie Woogie.
Marbles Le Marquez: You really need to have the last word don't ya?
Skinny Palmer: Ab-so-lute-ly!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
