November 27thAuto starts
Marge: Yesterday we gave thanks for our many blessings. Today we give thanks for fantastic bargains! It's Black Friday!
Marge: Get in the car, everyone. I don't want to miss a minute of fighting other women for the last discount purse.
Homer: Oh, I hate that! Some lady always elbows me in the belly.
Bart: I feel sorry for the lady who just got her elbow stuck in lard quicksand.
Gil: Well, if you hate leaving the house on Black Friday, shop online at Ol' Gil's cyber store!
Gil: I've spent all my pharmaceutical trial money collecting a Black Friday grab bag of goodies, and I'm ready to sell them to you. You shop, I ship.
Gil: And the cherry on top? Ol' Gil will give you back donuts for every purchase you make!
November 28thAuto starts
Apu: Gil's cyber store will never succeed. People love going to a real store with a friendly clerk.
Apu: Hey old man, this is a store, not a retirement home. Buy something or get out!
Apu: And come again.
November 29thAuto starts
Apu: Mr. Gunderson, if you think your cyber store can outsell my Kwik-E-Mart, you are sadly mistaken.
Gil: Well, I'm feeling pretty good. Care to bet some money on who sells more?
Apu: I am not a gambling man.
Apu: Actually, my chief source of income is selling lottery scratchers, so perhaps I am. You have a bet!
Cyber MondayAuto starts
Gil: Boy, it's Cyber Monday, and I've got a whole heap of tech doodads for sale at my cyber store.
Gil: Apu doesn't have a chance of winning our bet about who sells more.
Apu: You are wrong! The Kwik-E-Mart Central Office is announcing unbeatable deals.
Apu: Everything is on sale at our brick and mortar stores, including the bricks and mortar.
Apu: In fact, even the Central Office is on sale. Lovely building, Himalayan location, sherpa parking.
Gil: If Apu sells that Central Office I'll lose our bet for sure. And I already made a down payment on a cardboard box to sleep in.
Gil: I've got to stop it. Luckily, no one is better at blowing a sale than Ol' Gil.
Offer declinedGil: You didn't buy the mountain thing! I won my bet with Apu!
Gil: I'm gonna buy some ten-dollar shoes and take Sally from Accounting out for a slice of banana cream pie!
Gil: You got lucky this time, Gil. And as every good gambler knows, you've got to keep pushing your luck until it collapses in disaster!
Offer acceptedGil: Aw, you bought the Central Office. That means I lose my bet with Apu.
Gil: So long, money. So much for me taking Cindy from Shipping out for cheeseburgers and malted milks.
Gil: I wonder if that Central Office is hiring?
Item boughtAuto starts
Gil: Enjoy your purchase, sir or madam…
Gil: ...or child playing on their parent's phone.
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Rocky Mountain Why Pt. 1Apu starts
Manjula: Apu! It's time you showed some ambition in your career.
Manjula: I want you to apply for a promotion to management in the Kwik-E-Mart Central Office.
Apu: But dearest wife, think of the commute. It's a seven-hour mountain trek each way!
Apu: I'll never have time to see you or the children.
Apu: Okay, putting it that way, I'll definitely apply.
Task: Make Apu Apply for a Promotion
Time: 2h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart Central Office
Notes: Ned has a new premium 8h job at the Kwik-E-Mart Central Office: Go Mountaineering. Hank Scorpio has a new premium 8h job at the Kwik-E-Mart Central Office: Scout a New Mountain Lair. Apu has a new premium 12h job at the Kwik-E-Mart Central Office: Work At The Central Office.
Rocky Mountain Why Pt. 2Apu starts
Apu: My dream has come true! I have been promoted to management in the Central Office!
Gil: Welcome aboard! Or should I say “aloft?”
Apu: You're working here, too?!
Gil: You betcha. They had just the job for me, based on my previous work experience.
Gil: The “Complaints” Department.
Apu: I thought the Kwik-E-Mart corporation hated handling complaints.
Gil: They do. Why do you think we're on top of a mountain?
Task: Make Apu Manage Complaints Department
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart Central Office
Note: Manjula can be sent too.
Task: Make Springfielders Hike Up a Mountain to Complain
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart Central Office
Rocky Mountain Why Pt. 3Apu starts
Gil: Don't you just love working up here on top of a mountain, Apu?
Gil: The fresh air, the great view, the thrill of stumbling across some mountain climber's frozen corpse.
Apu: I suppose. But winter is coming. What if we get snowed in?
Gil: It'll be great! We'll have hot chocolate, play cribbage, and talk, talk, talk about our many problems and failures.
Apu: Okay, I'm convinced.
Apu: I'm going back to my old store right now!
Task: Make Apu Work a 24 Hour Shift
Time: 24h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
