Chicken Fingers? Seriously?

They're delicious?

Are they? Chicken strips are better.

They are a good source of protien, are easy for young children to grasp and feed themselves, and go great with dipping sauces.

As for the quest line, if the game designers say to collect them, then collect them we tappers will. At least we don't have to collect still beating hearts. Or newt eyes, or bat wings, or gizzards.

"spyder1952850;1520622" wrote:
At least we don't have to collect still beating hearts. Or newt eyes, or bat wings, or gizzards.

But those might fit with the theme. How about snowman hearts (like in the episode)? I just don't get the chicken fingers. Maybe I didn't read it carefully enough...does it make sense?

"simp7fan;1520623" wrote:
Maybe I didn't read it carefully enough...does it make sense?

Does a talking snake make sense?

Because because because because BECAUSE! Because of the wonderful things they does!

My dog likes chicken fingers

Moe is substituting chicken fingers for human fingers. It ties into the Crossmas episode where the Gnome in Your Home nibbles your fingers.

Also, it's a game.

Based on a cartoon.

That is irreverent, silly, and at times absurdly surreal.

So yes, chicken fingers.

In other news, Starbucks holiday cups don't say merry Christmas on them.



People. :/

Chickens have toes not fingers.

Wait, what? People can't collect antlers, stuff that falls off naturally, but they can collect food based on killed animals?