Crook and Ladder ***WALKTHROUGH***

We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 1

After reaching Level 15 and unlocking Moe
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Ned: Chief, help! I was having a Christian book burning, and the works of E.L. James got out of control! People just keep adding more and more of them!
Wiggum: Our next available appointment is Friday. Would you prefer 8 to 12 or 1 to 5?
Ned: Friday?! But the fire could spread to my house -- I need it out now!
Wiggum: Sorry, but we're backed up with fires. It hasn't rained once since this town was rebuilt, and everything's dried out.
Ned: Then what do I do?
Wiggum: What anyone around here does when they need somewhere to go.

Task: Make Flanders Move into the Brown House
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Throw E.L. James Books on the Fire
Time: 6s
Location: Flanders House


We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 2

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Ned: Homer, this is ridiculous. We need a fire department.
Homer: And who would I staff it with?
Ned: New characters?
Homer: Ha! They've already introduced everyone. Even characters who only appeared in deleted scenes.
Apu: Why don't we volunteer as firefighters?
Homer: And why would we want to do work for no money?
Apu: Because if there's a terrorist attack that kills some of us, the ones who survive will get to comfort the widows.
Dr. Hibbert: I'm in!
Kirk: Me too!
Moe: Me three!
Skinner: Me four!
Wiggum: Can I do this and still get paid as a cop?

Task: Make Men Volunteer for the Fire Department
Time: 6s
Location: Town Hall or Simpson House
Excluded Characters: Youngsters


Fireman Homer: Looks like we have our new Firemen!
Fire Chief Moe: Alright, time to get us some hot widows!
Fireman Skinner: I'm just excited to get a few minutes away from mother.
Fireman Apu: And a few minutes away from Manjula, the store and all eight of my children. Why eight?!

System Message: Get Apu and Homer new Fireman Skins! Unless you want them in Third Degree Burn Skin later on.


We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 3

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Fireman Apu: The Kwik-E-Mart is on fire!
Fire Chief Moe: Sorry, I was trying to dry my socks in the hot dog roller.
Fireman Apu: I tried dousing it with Squishee, but it only fed the flames! The stuff's ninety percent propane.
Fireman Homer: Ooh, our first fire! I'm gonna take a selfie of me fighting it for Springface!
System Message: Fires are popping out all around town. Tap on them for Medals!


Task: Make Fireman Fight the Kwik-E-Mart Fire
Time: 3h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Collect Gold Medals


Fireman Apu: The fire's out! My soul-crushing place of employment has been saved!
Fireman Homer: Ah, but my picture didn't come out. The fire's all blurry. Let's start it again!

Note: Fires are characters. To find them easier, in the edit menu hide buildings and decorations

We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 4

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Quimby: Well done, men. In honor of you saving one of Springfield's oldest structures, I hereby present you with this medal.
Fireman Homer: This medal says “Pinewood Derby 2003.”
Quimby: Wahhh. Some “heroes” you are.

Task: Make Quimby Award a Medal
Time: 3h
Location: Town Hall
Task: Collect Gold Medals


We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 5

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Krusty: Help! Krustyland is on fire!
Fire Chief Moe: I wonder who started that one. Hehe.
Fireman Homer: We don't save places that take your money but offer only subpar services from people in stupid looking uniforms.
Wiggum: Help! The police station's on fire!
Fireman Homer: Omigod, let's go!

Task: Make Firemen Fight the Police Station Fire
Time: 3h
Location: Police Station
Task: Collect Gold Medals


Fireman Apu: Chief, the fire was caused by the microwave in the break room exploding.
Wiggum: Yeah, so?
Fireman Apu: A microwave wouldn't explode unless it was used at least 100,000 times.
Wiggum: Yeah, so?
Fireman Apu: But there's only five of you who work there.
Wiggum: Yeah, so?
Fireman Apu: And you've only been working there for four years.
Wiggum: Yeah, so?
Fireman Apu: So that means each of you are taking 10,000 breaks a day in the break room.
Wiggum: Yeah, so?
System Message: Feeling a little arsony? Grab the Tire Fire!


We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 6

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Lisa: I don’t get it. There are no hydrants in this town. What are you fighting fires with?
Fireman Homer: With fire. That's a thing, right?
Bart: Come on, Lisa. No four-year-old freemium game is gonna hire animators just to design hydrants.
Bart: They haven't even hired someone to figure out how to make us walk in more than two directions.
Lisa: I know. Last night it took me fifteen minutes to get from the living room to the kitchen.
System Message: Fire Hydrants are now in the store. Let your fingers do the walking.

Task: Make Firemen Fight the Elementary School Fire
Time: 3h
Location: Elementary School
Task: Collect Gold Medals


We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 7

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Wiggum: We've determined that the fire at the elementary school was set intentionally. So fess up, who started it?
Fireman Skinner: I did. It was the only way to get the asbestos out of school.
Bart: I did. I had a book report due tomorrow.
Miss Hoover: I did. I had book reports to grade tomorrow.
Willie: I did. I wanted to die a Viking's death.

Task: Make Wiggum Declare the School Fire a “Cold Case”
Time: 3h
Location: Springfield Elementary
Task: Collect Gold Medals


Fireman Skinner: There you go again, awarding everyone medals just for participation.
Miss Hoover: It's bad enough they make us do it in school. But sadly, I guess now it's everywhere.
Fireman Skinner: Thank you, EA, for contributing to the wussification of our culture.

We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 8

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Fireman Homer: We know that a lot of you are playing games while smoking, um, you know...
Otto: Only way to play it!
Fire Chief Moe: Well, we just want you to be careful when you put down the, you know, in order to tap.
Dr. Nick: Put it DOWN? I just tap with it!
Fireman Skinner: Okay. But for the rest of you, be sure to find a safe place to put down the... you know.
Fireman Skinner: Because one of the leading causes of house fires is, um, you know.
Otto: And if you haven’t played Tap Ball while ‘relaxed’, you haven’t lived!

Task: Make Homer Demonstrate the Proper Way to Put Down...You Know
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Collect Gold Medals


We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 9

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Selma: I bet you firefighters are all really good at cooking chili.
Fire Chief Moe: Nah, that's just a stereotype you always see on TV.
Selma: How about that story that firefighters can always get free groceries?
Fire Chief Moe: Nope. Stereotype.
Fireman Homer: Really? Oops. For the past week I've just been taking my groceries without paying for them.
Selma: So I guess I shouldn't bother asking about rescuing cats from trees.
Fire Chief Moe: Ha! Please. Never happens in real life. Only in fictional portrayals!

Task: Make Moe Rescue Cats from Trees
Time: 3h
Location: Trees
Task: Collect Gold Medals



We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 10

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Fireman Apu: Hooray! Now we have a place to avoid our wives when we're not avoiding them by actually fighting fires.
Dr. Hibbert: Wait... is the Fire Station now on fire?
Fireman Apu: How could this happen?
Fireman Skinner: I was boiling some water to make ramen, since that's the only thing firemen know how to cook in real life. But then I got distracted answering all the calls from people reporting fires!
Fire Chief Moe: We need to hire a 911 Operator.
Fireman Homer: We need a lot of things. But first The Simpsons needs to make some episodes with new characters.
Wiggum: Hey, I got someone for the job... and he already exists!
Fireman Homer: Who's that?
Ralph: My foot's name is Jeremy!

Task: Reach Level 26 and Build the Wiggum House
Task: Hire Ralph as a 911 Operator
Time: 2h
Location: Town Hall
Characters: Homer or Fireman Homer
Requires: Ralph

We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 11

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Fireman Skinner: Okay Ralph, just pick up this phone and say "Nine one one, what's your emergency?"
Phone: *ring* *ring*
Ralph: Eight two banana, I got an owie on my breathing.
Fireman Skinner: Close enough.
Fireman Homer: Now that we've got that figured out, there'll be nothing to distract us from putting out fires.
Fireman Apu: Let's go back to the firehouse and celebrate.
Fireman Homer: Oh crap, the firehouse!

Task: Make Firemen Fight the Station Fire
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield Fire Department

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Burn It All Down Pt. 1

After reaching Level 20 and completing We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 3
Mr. Burns starts

Mr. Burns: Smithers, I've just had the most fantastic idea since leavened bread!
Mr. Burns: We can set fires to other Springfields!
Smithers: Ah, so we can charge to put them out?
Mr. Burns: No, so we can watch them burn to the ground. Especially that one with all the premium decorations. So gauche!
Mr. Burns: Then when you're done, put another million dollars on my money mountain.

Task: Set Fires in Other Springfields
Flammable Buildings: Burns Manor, First Church of Springfield, Cletus's Farm, Android's Dungeon, Flanders House, Brown House, Blue House, White House, Orange House, Java Server, Kwik-E-Mart, Krusty Burger, Moe's Tavern, Springfield Elementary, Simpson House, Skinner House, Springfield Downs, Springfield Library, Van Houten House, Wiggum House.

Note: If done after completing We Didn't Start Start the Fire Pt. 9, vandalizing any vandalizable building works.

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After School Project Pt. 1

After completing We Didn't Start The Fire Pt. 11
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Phone: *ring* *ring*
Ralph: Hello, emergency residence!
Luigi: Help me, 911! There's a fire-a at-a Luigi's! Come quick!
Ralph: Meatballs are fun!
Luigi: Wha? There aren't-a gonna be-a no more-a meatballs if you don't-a put out this fire!
Ralph: I like sitting on them!

Task: Make Ralph Sit on Meatballs
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Fire Department
Task: Make Luigi put out the Fire Which Has Spread to His Mustache
Time: 1h
Location: Luigi's

After School Project Pt. 2

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Patty: Help, 911! There's a fire at the DMV!
Ralph: Does the “M” stand for meatballs?
Patty: No it doesn't.
Ralph: I still like meatballs!
Patty: Look, just send someone over here, ok?
Ralph: Two meatball subs, coming right up!

Task: Make Ralph Send Two Hot Dog Buns Filled with Dirt to the DMV
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Fire Department

After School Project Pt. 3

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Kent Brockman: Is this 911? Cause I heard the person at 911 didn't make any sense.
Ralph: Yes, sir, this is 911. What is the nature of your emergency?
Kent Brockman: Channel 6 is on fire. I'm kinda expecting you to say something about meatballs now.
Ralph: Hang tight, sir. We'll send someone out right away. *click*
Kent Brockman: Huh, I'm impressed. I thought he wasn't supposed to understand anyone.
Wiggum: He doesn't. He's just been watching lots of reruns of “Rescue Me.”

Task: Make Ralph Have a Play Date With His Imaginary Friend
Time: 2h
Location: Springfield Fire Department

After School Project Pt. 4

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Fireman Homer: That's it. We're firing Ralph.
Blue Haired Lawyer: You can't... thanks to the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Fireman Homer: How ironic. That usually helps me. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to reassign him.
Fireman Apu: To what?
Fireman Homer: To the last fireman stereotype this update hasn't covered.
Fireman Apu: He's gonna be a stripper for bachelorette parties?
Fireman Homer: No, the OTHER last stereotype.

Task: Train Ralph for His New Assignment
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Fire Department
Characters: Homer or Fireman Homer, Ralph
Task: Make Apu Use His Fireman Outfit to Make Some Extra Money on the Side
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

After School Project Pt. 5

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Fireman Homer: Okay Ralph, ready for the first day of your new gig?
Ralph: Meow!
Fireman Homer: No, it's arf.
Ralph: Mooooooooo?
Fireman Apu: This is gonna be a disaster.
Fireman Homer: We have no choice. Now shut up and put him in the dalmatian costume.

Task: Make Ralph Work as the Fire Station Mascot
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Fire Department
Note: This is a permanent 8h job for Ralph: Do Tricks.

Hot in Here Pt. 1

Homer starts

Wiggum: OK Homer, you ready for your annual firefighter certification test?
Fireman Homer: Um... “C”?
Wiggum: The test hasn't started yet. NOW it's starting.
Wiggum: Question 1: What are the three steps to take if you catch on fire?
Fireman Homer: Scream, yell, and die?
Wiggum: Incorrect. Here's a hint -- the first two steps rhyme with “mop.”
Fireman Homer: ...

Task: Make Homer Restudy the Firefighter’s Guide
Time: 12h
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Simpson House

Hot in Here Pt. 2

Homer starts

Wiggum: Question 2: We've set up the following mock fire scene. Look over the scene and tell me what started the fire.
Fireman Homer: ...
Wiggum: Perhaps the burned food on the stove might help?
Fireman Homer: Of course! Eating something will definitely help me think better.
Fireman Homer: Mmm, burnt prop steak.

Task: Make Homer Season the Prop Steak with Prop Steak Sauce
Time: 3h
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Simpson House

Hot in Here Pt. 3

Homer starts

Fireman Homer: Roll, drop, and stop?
Wiggum: Incorrect.
Fireman Homer: Stop, roll, and drop?
Wiggum: Incorrect.
Fireman Homer: Roll, stop, and roll?

Task: Make Homer Keep Studying
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Simpson House

Hot in Here Pt. 4

Homer starts

Wiggum: Now it's time for your mandatory sexual harassment training.
Wiggum: Consider the following scenario:
Wiggum: Firefighter Jim approaches Firefighter Jane at work. “Hey Firefighter Jane,” says Jim, “How about I use my hose to dowse your fire pit?” Has Jim sexually harassed Jane?
Fireman Homer: So did Jane say yes??? You left out the best part!!

Task: Make Homer Do Online Sexual Harassment Training with an Answer Key
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Simpson House

Hot in Here Pt. 5

Homer starts

Fireman Homer: Okay, I've got it. Stop, drop, and ro!
Wiggum: “Ro?”
Fireman Homer: It's gotta be right! I wrote it on my hand! See?
Wiggum: You might wanna check your other hand.
Fireman Homer: “11?” Why did I write “11?”

Task: Make Wiggum Adjust the Curve Down So Homer Can Pass
Time: 30s
Location: Springfield Fire Department or Police Station

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Woman on Fire Pt. 1

Apu starts

Manjula: Apu, it's your turn to feed the Octuplets!
Fireman Apu: Sorry, I'd love to, but I've got to go put out a fire.
Manjula: Nice try. But I called the fire station and checked -- there are NO fires right now in Springfield.
Fireman Apu: Watch out! The baby bottles are on fire!
Manjula: What the--
Fireman Apu: Guess you gotta breastfeed them. Don't worry, I'll pick up some bottles tomorrow. Or better yet, I'll order them online. With non-expedited seven to ten business days shipping.

Task: Make Apu Order Bottles with Paypal So it Takes Longer to Process
Time: 24h
Location: Apu's Apartment or Kwik-E-Mart

Woman on Fire Pt. 2

Apu starts

Manjula: Apu, hurry up and get dressed! We don't want to miss the start of Hamilton.
Fireman Apu: Oh no! The tickets to Hamilton are on fire!
Manjula: Don't worry, I sent electronic tickets to your phone.
Fireman Apu: Oh no! My phone is on fire!
Manjula: I've got them on my phone as well.
Fireman Apu: *sigh*

Task: Make Apu Sit Through Hamilton Without His Phone to Play Freemium Games On
Time: 6h
Location: Aztec Theatre or Springfield Elementary

Woman on Fire Pt. 3

Apu starts

Manjula: Apu, can you put the kids into their high chairs? Dinner's almost ready.
Fireman Apu: Oh my gosh! The oven's on fire! Now we can't eat your gluten-free kale samosas!
Manjula: Tonight I ordered a pizza. I'm not making samosas ‘til tomorrow.
Fireman Apu: Oh my gosh! The Indian grocery where you buy the ingredients is on fire!

Task: Make Apu Go Through Receipts to Figure Out Where Manjula Shops
Time: 8h
Location: Apu's Apartment or Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Make Apu “Visit” All the Indian Groceries Just to be Safe
Time: 24h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Woman on Fire Pt. 4

Apu starts

Manjula: I'm home from my hair appointment! Are the babies ok?
Fireman Apu: Yes, but some other things aren't. Your Adele CDs caught on fire. As did that Teletubbies video the kids like. And that IKEA furniture you wanted me to put together. And all the pictures of your mom.

Task: Make Apu Kick Himself for Forgetting the Kama Sutra
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

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Worth noting is Fireman Apu's Train the Dalmatian. So adorable!

Now...how long before the whining about how there is no Dalmatian Ralph skin?
I patiently await the inevitable.

Honestly though, you'd think they would have at least made it a permanent task for Ralph.

it's permanent: Do Tricks ;)

LPNintendoITA wrote:
it's permanent: Do Tricks ;)

I somewhat happily stand corrected, thanks!

Thanks LP

I was up i the air on weather or not I wanted to buy two skins for 100 doghnuts, was super easy to get through it with out all the fire men. Loved this mini event. :D Thanks for walk though info as always!

How do you start "We didn't start the fire pt 8" if you don't have fireman Homer. Is this all the further freemium players can go through this mini event? If so this really sux. I don't have 100 spare donuts an probably won't have them by the end of the event. This is in my freemium town. Help!!

I should be finished with this quest by thursday morning!

benb61 wrote:
How do you start "We didn't start the fire pt 8" if you don't have fireman Homer. Is this all the further freemium players can go through this mini event? If so this really sux. I don't have 100 spare donuts an probably won't have them by the end of the event. This is in my freemium town. Help!!

that's why it says AUTO start not Fireman Homer start