Cthulhu's Revenge: Walkthrough
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Homer: Did I win the oyster eating contest yet??
Moe: There weren’t no contest, Homer. You just started stuffin’ your face as soon as we pulled up that weird giant sea nest.
Moe: Also, last I checked, oysters aren’t egg-shaped.
Lenny: How often do you check?
Moe: Every month or so.
Homer: I don’t feel so good... Better keep eating. One twenty-four...one twenty-five...
Task: Make Homer Eat More "Oysters"
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Moe Cheer Homer On
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Moe: Ah, I love a good fishin’ trip. The gentle waves, the sun on your face, the sudden mysterious bone-chilling cold and fog...
Carl: Is the tide supposed to come in this early... and be shaped like a gigantic sea creature?
Moe: I can’t believe it. The tide tables are inaccurate!
Cthulhu: Silence! I am The High Priest of the Old Ones. The Sleeper of R’lyeh. The Great Dreamer.
Moe: I am Moe, the Yellowest of Bellies. The Great Groveler. The Cauliflower-Eared Coward.
Cthulhu: I felt my spawn leave this plane of existence. Who dares to cross the mighty Cthulhu?!
Moe: Did I mention I’m the Stooliest of Stoolies? Doesn’t quite have the same ring, but... it was Homer Simpson!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 1
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Cthulhu: Where is the man they call Homer Simpson, the fool who dared to disturb my eggs?
Marge: I knew those oysters Homie ate looked weird.
Cthulhu: He ATE my spawn?! I assumed he was just using them for a satanic death spell or something!
Cthulhu: What kind of monster is he?!
Marge: You left your offspring unattended -- what kind of monster are YOU?!
Cthulhu: A half-octopus, half-crab, half-demon monster...
Marge: Well you’re also an absentee parent!
Cthulhu: *shocked gasp*
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Scold Cthulhu
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 2
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Cthulhu: You’re right, Marge, I’m a bad parent!
Marge: Cheer up, Cthulhu. You can’t be THAT bad.
Cthulhu: I once traded my eldest spawn M'nthster for a pair of designer sunglasses.
Bart: Man, that’s cold! They must of been some really sweet shades...
Cthulhu: They were too small for my head - they looked like tiny Ben Franklin glasses on me.
Lisa: That look’s sorta in now.
Cthulhu: I know, but I didn’t have the confidence to pull it off.
Marge: Sunglasses, eh? I think I know how we can make things right between you and your spawn, M'nthster!
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Take Cthulhu Sunglasses Shopping
Time: 8h
Location: Java Server or Brown House
Cthulhu: These all look stupid! I’m just not a sunglasses deity.
Marge: I guess I thought if we got you the coolest sunglasses in the world, M'nthster would understand why you traded him for them...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 3
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Marge: Wow, I really thought that sunglasses thing was going to work.
Cthulhu: “Cool sunglasses” was your whole plan to mend my relationship with M'nthster?
Lisa: Seriously, Mom, that’s pretty weak.
Marge: Look, I’ve mended a lot of relationships over the years, they can’t all be home runs!
Cthulhu: I guess I’m beyond helping. I’m going to the only place a bad parent can feel happy.
Homer: Moe’s?
Cthulhu: No... the graveyard.
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Be Creeped Out
Time: 8h
Location: Fogbury Cemetery
Task: Make Bart Defile Graves
Time: 8h
Location: Fogbury Cemetery
Marge: You come here to feel better?
Cthulhu: Oh yeah, all the “dead”-beat ghouls come here to commiserate about being bad parents.
Count Dracula: I once left little Dracula Jr. in the hearse while I was drinking at the Blood Bank...
Count Dracula: But I cracked the coffin a little -- he turned out fine!
Cthulhu: Maybe this isn’t the best place to be if I’m trying to make things right with M'nthster...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 4
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Marge: No peeking, we're almost there.
Cthulhu: Okay, but hurry up, the anticipation is killing me. Well, it would be if I was mortal...
M'nthster: What are you doing here?!
Cthulhu: M'nthster, my child! It’s me, your lord and parent!
M'nthster: Yeah, I can see who you are, even without fancy sunglasses.
Cthulhu: Come on, don’t be like that! I’m trying to make amends!
M'nthster: Why didn’t you make amends before my bat mitzvah, where I ate a bat?
M'nthster: Or my school play, “Death of a Salesman”, where I ate a salesman?
Cthulhu: I... I...
Marge: This is more complicated than I thought...
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Be an Unqualified Family Therapist
Time: 8h
Location: Squidport Entrance
Marge: Alright, why don't you start by telling us why you’re mad.
M'nthster: Why am I mad?! My parent abandoned me as a baby! Who is this silly human?!
Cthulhu: Yes, she is quite dense, even for a human!
Cthulhu: And if you think she’s foolish, you should meet her husband!
Cthulhu: I watched him struggle with the maze on the back of a cereal box for over an hour!
M'nthster: *laughter*
Marge: *annoyed murmur*
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 5
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Cthulhu: ...and their children have pointy heads, and are puny compared to how tall children that age should be!
M'nthster: *laughter* I’ve missed the way you make fun of humans!
M'nthster: I'm glad we were able to patch things up instead of fighting and destroying all of reality like last time.
Marge: Wait, what?
Cthulhu: You've single-handedly saved all life on Earth because your family is so ridiculous, Marge.
Marge: My family is not a joke! Shame on you!
Cthulhu: We’re sorry. Perhaps you’re right. Maybe we should destroy Earth after all...
Marge: ...did you hear about the time Homer split his pants picking up a penny???
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Celebrate Saving the World
Time: 24h
Location: Cthulhu Monument
On job start:
Cthulhu: Let’s never fight again, M'nthster.
M'nthster: Unless we get mildly bored, then we’ll wipe out existence and start over.
Cthulhu: Ooh, what if we burned the souls of the good and rewarded the evil?!
M'nthster: That might be fun!
On job end:
Marge: You two should come for Christmas. It's a great time for family and being with those you love.
Cthulhu: Oh, we wouldn’t want to impose.
Marge: Not at all! The more the merrier.
Marge: You can join in on our family traditions of Homer strangling Bart and me sending Lisa to her room for being blasphemous!
Cthulhu: Ah, there’s nothing better than family!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Homer: Did I win the oyster eating contest yet??
Moe: There weren’t no contest, Homer. You just started stuffin’ your face as soon as we pulled up that weird giant sea nest.
Moe: Also, last I checked, oysters aren’t egg-shaped.
Lenny: How often do you check?
Moe: Every month or so.
Homer: I don’t feel so good... Better keep eating. One twenty-four...one twenty-five...
Task: Make Homer Eat More "Oysters"
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Moe Cheer Homer On
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House
Moe: Ah, I love a good fishin’ trip. The gentle waves, the sun on your face, the sudden mysterious bone-chilling cold and fog...
Carl: Is the tide supposed to come in this early... and be shaped like a gigantic sea creature?
Moe: I can’t believe it. The tide tables are inaccurate!
Cthulhu: Silence! I am The High Priest of the Old Ones. The Sleeper of R’lyeh. The Great Dreamer.
Moe: I am Moe, the Yellowest of Bellies. The Great Groveler. The Cauliflower-Eared Coward.
Cthulhu: I felt my spawn leave this plane of existence. Who dares to cross the mighty Cthulhu?!
Moe: Did I mention I’m the Stooliest of Stoolies? Doesn’t quite have the same ring, but... it was Homer Simpson!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 1
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Cthulhu: Where is the man they call Homer Simpson, the fool who dared to disturb my eggs?
Marge: I knew those oysters Homie ate looked weird.
Cthulhu: He ATE my spawn?! I assumed he was just using them for a satanic death spell or something!
Cthulhu: What kind of monster is he?!
Marge: You left your offspring unattended -- what kind of monster are YOU?!
Cthulhu: A half-octopus, half-crab, half-demon monster...
Marge: Well you’re also an absentee parent!
Cthulhu: *shocked gasp*
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Scold Cthulhu
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 2
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Cthulhu: You’re right, Marge, I’m a bad parent!
Marge: Cheer up, Cthulhu. You can’t be THAT bad.
Cthulhu: I once traded my eldest spawn M'nthster for a pair of designer sunglasses.
Bart: Man, that’s cold! They must of been some really sweet shades...
Cthulhu: They were too small for my head - they looked like tiny Ben Franklin glasses on me.
Lisa: That look’s sorta in now.
Cthulhu: I know, but I didn’t have the confidence to pull it off.
Marge: Sunglasses, eh? I think I know how we can make things right between you and your spawn, M'nthster!
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Take Cthulhu Sunglasses Shopping
Time: 8h
Location: Java Server or Brown House
Cthulhu: These all look stupid! I’m just not a sunglasses deity.
Marge: I guess I thought if we got you the coolest sunglasses in the world, M'nthster would understand why you traded him for them...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 3
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Marge: Wow, I really thought that sunglasses thing was going to work.
Cthulhu: “Cool sunglasses” was your whole plan to mend my relationship with M'nthster?
Lisa: Seriously, Mom, that’s pretty weak.
Marge: Look, I’ve mended a lot of relationships over the years, they can’t all be home runs!
Cthulhu: I guess I’m beyond helping. I’m going to the only place a bad parent can feel happy.
Homer: Moe’s?
Cthulhu: No... the graveyard.
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Be Creeped Out
Time: 8h
Location: Fogbury Cemetery
Task: Make Bart Defile Graves
Time: 8h
Location: Fogbury Cemetery
Marge: You come here to feel better?
Cthulhu: Oh yeah, all the “dead”-beat ghouls come here to commiserate about being bad parents.
Count Dracula: I once left little Dracula Jr. in the hearse while I was drinking at the Blood Bank...
Count Dracula: But I cracked the coffin a little -- he turned out fine!
Cthulhu: Maybe this isn’t the best place to be if I’m trying to make things right with M'nthster...
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 4
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Marge: No peeking, we're almost there.
Cthulhu: Okay, but hurry up, the anticipation is killing me. Well, it would be if I was mortal...
M'nthster: What are you doing here?!
Cthulhu: M'nthster, my child! It’s me, your lord and parent!
M'nthster: Yeah, I can see who you are, even without fancy sunglasses.
Cthulhu: Come on, don’t be like that! I’m trying to make amends!
M'nthster: Why didn’t you make amends before my bat mitzvah, where I ate a bat?
M'nthster: Or my school play, “Death of a Salesman”, where I ate a salesman?
Cthulhu: I... I...
Marge: This is more complicated than I thought...
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Be an Unqualified Family Therapist
Time: 8h
Location: Squidport Entrance
Marge: Alright, why don't you start by telling us why you’re mad.
M'nthster: Why am I mad?! My parent abandoned me as a baby! Who is this silly human?!
Cthulhu: Yes, she is quite dense, even for a human!
Cthulhu: And if you think she’s foolish, you should meet her husband!
Cthulhu: I watched him struggle with the maze on the back of a cereal box for over an hour!
M'nthster: *laughter*
Marge: *annoyed murmur*
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Cthulhu's Revenge Pt. 5
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Cthulhu: ...and their children have pointy heads, and are puny compared to how tall children that age should be!
M'nthster: *laughter* I’ve missed the way you make fun of humans!
M'nthster: I'm glad we were able to patch things up instead of fighting and destroying all of reality like last time.
Marge: Wait, what?
Cthulhu: You've single-handedly saved all life on Earth because your family is so ridiculous, Marge.
Marge: My family is not a joke! Shame on you!
Cthulhu: We’re sorry. Perhaps you’re right. Maybe we should destroy Earth after all...
Marge: ...did you hear about the time Homer split his pants picking up a penny???
Task: Collect Tentacles
Task: Make Marge Celebrate Saving the World
Time: 24h
Location: Cthulhu Monument
On job start:
Cthulhu: Let’s never fight again, M'nthster.
M'nthster: Unless we get mildly bored, then we’ll wipe out existence and start over.
Cthulhu: Ooh, what if we burned the souls of the good and rewarded the evil?!
M'nthster: That might be fun!
On job end:
Marge: You two should come for Christmas. It's a great time for family and being with those you love.
Cthulhu: Oh, we wouldn’t want to impose.
Marge: Not at all! The more the merrier.
Marge: You can join in on our family traditions of Homer strangling Bart and me sending Lisa to her room for being blasphemous!
Cthulhu: Ah, there’s nothing better than family!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
