Game of Games: Prizes Walkthrough
What Makes the Gamer Pt. 1
The Detonator starts
The Detonator: Welcome to American Tile. How can I help you?
Krusty: I'm looking to redecorate my restaurant. What's the cheapest tile that you have?
The Detonator: We have many poor-quality options. How cheap are we talking?
Krusty: Do you have any made out of dirt? Like really low-end dirt.
Task: Make The Detonator Find Dirt Tiles
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Buy Cheap Tile
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes the Gamer Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bart: This is just pathetic. You used to be cool, now you’re pushing linoleum.
The Detonator: Being cool is not a career, man. Unless you’re Anderson Cooper.
Bart: You gotta get back in the video game game.
Bart: Play in the small tournament at Android's Dungeon to get your edge back.
The Detonator: I guess anything is better than selling Krusty tiles made out of dust bunnies.
Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon
Task: Make The Detonator Compete in Gaming Tournament
Time: 8h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes the Gamer Pt. 3
The Detonator starts
The Detonator: Gamer power is flowing through my veins. I am unstoppable.
Comic Book Guy: And the winner by utter annihilation of everyone, The Detonator. Time for a fudgesicle.
The Detonator: Oh, this feels good. I can't stop at one game.
The Detonator: Thanks, Bart. You’ve given me back something precious.
The Detonator: My terrible addiction to gaming.
Task: Make The Detonator Get His Gaming Edge
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Return to Krustcraft Pt. 1
Krusty starts
Krustcraft Krusty: We added an all-new virtual reality mode to my video game “World of Krustcraft”!
Krustcraft Krusty: When your avatar gets killed in the game, you'll feel like you're actually dying.
Bart: Cool!
Marge: Stop playing violent video games. It’s bad for your brain!
Marge: You should be outside in the fresh air playing football.
Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Convince People to Play His Game
Time: 8h
Location: E4 Convention Center or Springfield Convention Center or Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Return to Krustcraft Pt. 2
Krusty starts
Krustcraft Krusty: Why is no one is playing my Krustcraft games?
Krustcraft Krusty: I loaded it with worthless gimmicks like free downloadable content codes.
Lisa: Gamers want compelling stories and three-dimensional characters.
Krustcraft Krusty: No! Anything but that!
Larry Kidkill: Don’t worry, kid. Krustcraft is my biggest franchise, and I’m going to revitalize it with bold new ideas.
Larry Kidkill: Meanwhile, hand out free DLC codes like crazy. I have unrealistic revenue goals this game needs to hit.
Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Hand Out Downloadable Content
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Return to Krustcraft Pt. 3
Krusty starts
Krustcraft Krusty: Listen up, Kidkill. I’m done putting my name on your boring, derivative garbage.
Krustcraft Krusty: My fans want something new and inspiring in my game.
Krustcraft Krusty: ‘Cause they know they’re sure as hell not gonna get that in my TV show.
Krustcraft Krusty: So the hell with your giant marketing department and corporate support.
Krustcraft Krusty: My game is going indie!
Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Regret Going Indie
Time: 12h
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Pan Krusty’s New Indie Game
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Eye of the Storm Pt. 1
Poochie starts
Poochie: Look out everyone, the rad road dog himself has entered the battle.
Poochie: Dog in the arena gonna take you to the cleaner ‘cause you fight just like a weiner…
Poochie: Oh, hey Itchy. You want to jump in on the second verse of this dank rap?
Itchy: No, I like your flow… of blood!
Poochie: Stop stabbing me, bro!
Willie: Nothin’ more fun than watching toon-on-toon violence.
Task: Make Willie Watch the Carnage
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
If the user has Poochie: Task: Make Poochie Run for His Life
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
If the user has Itchy: Task: Make Itchy Attack Poochie
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Eye of the Storm Pt. 2
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: I can't believe we made it to the semifinals.
Bart: By "we" you mean I. All you've done is run and hide.
Milhouse: It got me through gym class, it’ll get me through this.
Task: Make Milhouse Run and Hide
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Regret Playing with Milhouse
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Dingo Out of Water Pt. 1
Dash Dingo starts
Dash Dingo: What a lovely town! I’m sure that anyone who lives here must be very friendly.
Moe: Out of the road, ya dog-faced freak! I'm driving here.
Dash Dingo: Of course, there’s always a town grump.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, shoot that coyote. His head will look excellent on my trophy wall.
Dash Dingo: I’m not an animal! I’m Dash Dingo, the Friendly Funster from Down Under.
Mr. Burns: Now I really want his head on my wall.
Task: Make Dash Dingo Try to Retain His Positive Demeanor
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dingo Out of Water Pt. 2
Dash Dingo starts
Dash Dingo: That Mr. Burns is a bit of prickly platypus, isn’t he?
Homer: He’s been in a bad mood since the Hoover administration.
Homer: By which I mean, the time his schoolmates vacuumed his face.
Dash Dingo: I bet I can cheer him up. No one can resist my outback antics.
Dash Dingo: I’ll start my project the traditional Australian way.
Task: Make Dash Dingo Get Super Drunk
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Mr. Burns Loathe Dash Dingo
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dingo Out of Water Pt. 3
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: What a delightful fellow that Dash Dingo is!
Homer: You like him?
Dash Dingo: When I face an obstacle, I either crush it or sneak around its back.
Mr. Burns: And that’s exactly how I treat the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
Task: Make Dash Dingo Become Best Friends With Mr. Burns
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building or Brown House
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Mr. Burns Admire Dash Dingo's Style
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Coolest Loser Pt. 1
Report Card starts
Report Card: Hey Database, want to see something cool?
Database: Cooler than an ellipse with foci at plus and minus 1?
Report Card: No, not that cool. I found a Radioactive Man #1 comic at a garage sale.
Database: Illogical. Why would someone sell such a valuable treasure?
Report Card: It was Principal Skinner’s and his mother made him sell it.
If the user has Database: Task: Make Database Admire the Comic
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Report Card Brag About Finding the Comic
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Coolest Loser Pt. 2
Report Card starts
Report Card: You pirate scum! You won't get away with our town's doubloons!
Lewis Clark: Yes we shall, and make you walk the plank into the bargain!
Database: Are you guys playing pirates?
Report Card: Yeah! You want to be a terrified victim who begs for mercy?
Database: No, I want to manage the pirate loot spreadsheet.
Report Card: No way. I’m the leader, I get to do the accounting.
Task: Make Report Card Play Make Believe
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Coolest Loser Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Hey, did you know you can get paid to play video games?
Homer: Giant amounts of money to push buttons that go beep boop.
Report Card: What am I doing in school then?!
Report Card: From now on my name is “Tore Up His Report Card”.
Task: Make Report Card Become a Professional Streamer
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Pain Killer Pt. 1
Grief Counselor starts
Grief Counselor: You seem sad, Milhouse. And I’m not just saying that because if no one’s sad, I don’t get paid.
Milhouse: I don't know how to get Lisa to notice me.
Grief Counselor: That won’t be an easy problem to solve.
Grief Counselor: And I’m not just saying that because after it’s solved, I don’t get paid.
Grief Counselor: Although I don’t. So let’s take our time getting better.
Task: Make Grief Counselor Make Money off Sadness
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Van Houten House or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Pain Killer Pt. 2
Grief Counselor starts
Grief Counselor: I’ve never seen a group of people look so miserable and depressed.
Moe: Hey, that’s the best thing anyone’s ever said about this joint. You should write me a Yelp review.
Grief Counselor: I’ll do better. I’ll help your customers achieve emotional health.
Moe: Are you nuts? That’s gonna ruin their drinking.
Moe: Tell you what, I’ll pay you double if you make ‘em twice as depressed.
Task: Make Grief Counselor Spread Despair
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Strong Arm Salute Pt. 1
Bart starts
General Splattin': Milhouse, why aren't you answering my in-game chats?
Milhouse: Sorry, Bart. I've been doing my homework.
General Splattin': There is no Bart. Only General Splattin’.
Milhouse: Just like there is no Milhouse. Only Commander Allergy.
General Splattin': Just bring your laptop so we can play Conflict of Enemies.
Task: Make General Splattin' Wreck Noobs
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Strong Arm Salute Pt. 2
Bart starts
General Splattin': This is great! What did people do before video games?
Sophie Krustofsky: Read books, play music, play cards.
General Splattin': Poor saps.
Sophie Krustofsky: Don’t you believe in human interaction?
General Splattin': No, I believe in human innard splattin’.
Task: Make General Splattin' Throw Shade
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Strong Arm Salute Pt. 3
Bart starts
General Splattin': I just unlocked my third tier ultimate!
SmellYaL8r: Third tier! I'm still on tier one!
General Splattin': Big surprise, yo loser. No offense.
SmellYaL8r: Major offense.
Task: Make General Splattin' Commit Microaggressions Toward Teammates
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Detonator starts
The Detonator: Welcome to American Tile. How can I help you?
Krusty: I'm looking to redecorate my restaurant. What's the cheapest tile that you have?
The Detonator: We have many poor-quality options. How cheap are we talking?
Krusty: Do you have any made out of dirt? Like really low-end dirt.
Task: Make The Detonator Find Dirt Tiles
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
If the user has Krusty: Task: Make Krusty Buy Cheap Tile
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes the Gamer Pt. 2
Bart starts
Bart: This is just pathetic. You used to be cool, now you’re pushing linoleum.
The Detonator: Being cool is not a career, man. Unless you’re Anderson Cooper.
Bart: You gotta get back in the video game game.
Bart: Play in the small tournament at Android's Dungeon to get your edge back.
The Detonator: I guess anything is better than selling Krusty tiles made out of dust bunnies.
Task: Reach Level 13 and Build Android's Dungeon
Task: Make The Detonator Compete in Gaming Tournament
Time: 8h
Location: Android's Dungeon
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
What Makes the Gamer Pt. 3
The Detonator starts
The Detonator: Gamer power is flowing through my veins. I am unstoppable.
Comic Book Guy: And the winner by utter annihilation of everyone, The Detonator. Time for a fudgesicle.
The Detonator: Oh, this feels good. I can't stop at one game.
The Detonator: Thanks, Bart. You’ve given me back something precious.
The Detonator: My terrible addiction to gaming.
Task: Make The Detonator Get His Gaming Edge
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Return to Krustcraft Pt. 1
Krusty starts
Krustcraft Krusty: We added an all-new virtual reality mode to my video game “World of Krustcraft”!
Krustcraft Krusty: When your avatar gets killed in the game, you'll feel like you're actually dying.
Bart: Cool!
Marge: Stop playing violent video games. It’s bad for your brain!
Marge: You should be outside in the fresh air playing football.
Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Convince People to Play His Game
Time: 8h
Location: E4 Convention Center or Springfield Convention Center or Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Return to Krustcraft Pt. 2
Krusty starts
Krustcraft Krusty: Why is no one is playing my Krustcraft games?
Krustcraft Krusty: I loaded it with worthless gimmicks like free downloadable content codes.
Lisa: Gamers want compelling stories and three-dimensional characters.
Krustcraft Krusty: No! Anything but that!
Larry Kidkill: Don’t worry, kid. Krustcraft is my biggest franchise, and I’m going to revitalize it with bold new ideas.
Larry Kidkill: Meanwhile, hand out free DLC codes like crazy. I have unrealistic revenue goals this game needs to hit.
Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Hand Out Downloadable Content
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Return to Krustcraft Pt. 3
Krusty starts
Krustcraft Krusty: Listen up, Kidkill. I’m done putting my name on your boring, derivative garbage.
Krustcraft Krusty: My fans want something new and inspiring in my game.
Krustcraft Krusty: ‘Cause they know they’re sure as hell not gonna get that in my TV show.
Krustcraft Krusty: So the hell with your giant marketing department and corporate support.
Krustcraft Krusty: My game is going indie!
Task: Make Krustcraft Krusty Regret Going Indie
Time: 12h
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Pan Krusty’s New Indie Game
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Eye of the Storm Pt. 1
Poochie starts
Poochie: Look out everyone, the rad road dog himself has entered the battle.
Poochie: Dog in the arena gonna take you to the cleaner ‘cause you fight just like a weiner…
Poochie: Oh, hey Itchy. You want to jump in on the second verse of this dank rap?
Itchy: No, I like your flow… of blood!
Poochie: Stop stabbing me, bro!
Willie: Nothin’ more fun than watching toon-on-toon violence.
Task: Make Willie Watch the Carnage
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
If the user has Poochie: Task: Make Poochie Run for His Life
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
If the user has Itchy: Task: Make Itchy Attack Poochie
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Eye of the Storm Pt. 2
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: I can't believe we made it to the semifinals.
Bart: By "we" you mean I. All you've done is run and hide.
Milhouse: It got me through gym class, it’ll get me through this.
Task: Make Milhouse Run and Hide
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Regret Playing with Milhouse
Time: 4h
Location: Squidport Entrance or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Dingo Out of Water Pt. 1
Dash Dingo starts
Dash Dingo: What a lovely town! I’m sure that anyone who lives here must be very friendly.
Moe: Out of the road, ya dog-faced freak! I'm driving here.
Dash Dingo: Of course, there’s always a town grump.
Mr. Burns: Smithers, shoot that coyote. His head will look excellent on my trophy wall.
Dash Dingo: I’m not an animal! I’m Dash Dingo, the Friendly Funster from Down Under.
Mr. Burns: Now I really want his head on my wall.
Task: Make Dash Dingo Try to Retain His Positive Demeanor
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dingo Out of Water Pt. 2
Dash Dingo starts
Dash Dingo: That Mr. Burns is a bit of prickly platypus, isn’t he?
Homer: He’s been in a bad mood since the Hoover administration.
Homer: By which I mean, the time his schoolmates vacuumed his face.
Dash Dingo: I bet I can cheer him up. No one can resist my outback antics.
Dash Dingo: I’ll start my project the traditional Australian way.
Task: Make Dash Dingo Get Super Drunk
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Mr. Burns Loathe Dash Dingo
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Dingo Out of Water Pt. 3
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: What a delightful fellow that Dash Dingo is!
Homer: You like him?
Dash Dingo: When I face an obstacle, I either crush it or sneak around its back.
Mr. Burns: And that’s exactly how I treat the Nuclear Regulatory Commission.
Task: Make Dash Dingo Become Best Friends With Mr. Burns
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building or Brown House
If the user has Mr. Burns: Task: Make Mr. Burns Admire Dash Dingo's Style
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
The Coolest Loser Pt. 1
Report Card starts
Report Card: Hey Database, want to see something cool?
Database: Cooler than an ellipse with foci at plus and minus 1?
Report Card: No, not that cool. I found a Radioactive Man #1 comic at a garage sale.
Database: Illogical. Why would someone sell such a valuable treasure?
Report Card: It was Principal Skinner’s and his mother made him sell it.
If the user has Database: Task: Make Database Admire the Comic
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Report Card Brag About Finding the Comic
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Coolest Loser Pt. 2
Report Card starts
Report Card: You pirate scum! You won't get away with our town's doubloons!
Lewis Clark: Yes we shall, and make you walk the plank into the bargain!
Database: Are you guys playing pirates?
Report Card: Yeah! You want to be a terrified victim who begs for mercy?
Database: No, I want to manage the pirate loot spreadsheet.
Report Card: No way. I’m the leader, I get to do the accounting.
Task: Make Report Card Play Make Believe
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
The Coolest Loser Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Hey, did you know you can get paid to play video games?
Homer: Giant amounts of money to push buttons that go beep boop.
Report Card: What am I doing in school then?!
Report Card: From now on my name is “Tore Up His Report Card”.
Task: Make Report Card Become a Professional Streamer
Time: 12h
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Pain Killer Pt. 1
Grief Counselor starts
Grief Counselor: You seem sad, Milhouse. And I’m not just saying that because if no one’s sad, I don’t get paid.
Milhouse: I don't know how to get Lisa to notice me.
Grief Counselor: That won’t be an easy problem to solve.
Grief Counselor: And I’m not just saying that because after it’s solved, I don’t get paid.
Grief Counselor: Although I don’t. So let’s take our time getting better.
Task: Make Grief Counselor Make Money off Sadness
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Van Houten House or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Pain Killer Pt. 2
Grief Counselor starts
Grief Counselor: I’ve never seen a group of people look so miserable and depressed.
Moe: Hey, that’s the best thing anyone’s ever said about this joint. You should write me a Yelp review.
Grief Counselor: I’ll do better. I’ll help your customers achieve emotional health.
Moe: Are you nuts? That’s gonna ruin their drinking.
Moe: Tell you what, I’ll pay you double if you make ‘em twice as depressed.
Task: Make Grief Counselor Spread Despair
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Strong Arm Salute Pt. 1
Bart starts
General Splattin': Milhouse, why aren't you answering my in-game chats?
Milhouse: Sorry, Bart. I've been doing my homework.
General Splattin': There is no Bart. Only General Splattin’.
Milhouse: Just like there is no Milhouse. Only Commander Allergy.
General Splattin': Just bring your laptop so we can play Conflict of Enemies.
Task: Make General Splattin' Wreck Noobs
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Strong Arm Salute Pt. 2
Bart starts
General Splattin': This is great! What did people do before video games?
Sophie Krustofsky: Read books, play music, play cards.
General Splattin': Poor saps.
Sophie Krustofsky: Don’t you believe in human interaction?
General Splattin': No, I believe in human innard splattin’.
Task: Make General Splattin' Throw Shade
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Strong Arm Salute Pt. 3
Bart starts
General Splattin': I just unlocked my third tier ultimate!
SmellYaL8r: Third tier! I'm still on tier one!
General Splattin': Big surprise, yo loser. No offense.
SmellYaL8r: Major offense.
Task: Make General Splattin' Commit Microaggressions Toward Teammates
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
