Go banana!

Ralph always gets me... "I want a bike, and a monkey, and a friend for the monkey."

"It tastes like burning" - Ralph

In my house, we call them uh-oh's - Ralph Wiggum

Mr Burns: Smithers, who is that guy there acting the fool
Smithers: that's uhm, Homer Simpson sir
Mr Burns: Simpson eh?

*Ralph giving Lisa a valentines card with a train* - "I choo-choo choose you"

ThatsLunch wrote:
Ralph, all of them.

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
"I bent my wookie"
"Me fail English? That's unpossible"
"Teacher sent me to Principal Skinner's office when I was dirty"

Also

"Why won't those idiots let me into their crappy club for jerks?!"

And let's not forget Ralph with his "Super Nintendo Chalmers"

I remember when this board was about Tapped Out.

moe: you know what gets me really mad? Them imagrants
Barney: argh arra gaar
Moe: Yeah you said it Barn!

DohMoe wrote:
I remember when this board was about Tapped Out.

Simmer down. There are still plenty of Tapped Out threads for those with nothing else on the brain. What is the harm in spreading some other Simpsons love around? Seriously... The first 3 words of the first post would give you a clue that maybe this thread isn't for you, and you can simply move along and create another ironic "add me" thread.

It's a social game for crying out loud!

Homer Simpson: Urge to kill... rising...

Leonard Nimoy: Hello. I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true, I mean false. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is: No.

Homer Simpson: That was the most incredible experience of my life! And now, to find my family, save my town, and drop ten pounds!

Lionel Hutz: Now don't you worry, Mrs. Simpson, I... uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Marge: Is that bad?
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog.
Marge: You did?
Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word "kinda" with the word "repeatedly," and the word "dog" with "son."

Marge; so what did you children learn in Sunday School today?
Bart; Hell.
Homer; BART!!
Bart; but that's what we learned about, I can't say what we learned about Hell, unless we say "Hell" can I?
Homer; he has a point.
Bart; Hell yes!
Marge; BART!!!
Bart; (singing) Hell, Hell, Hell, Hell, Hell.
Marge; Bart, you are no longer in Sunday School, DON'T SWEAR!!!