Homerpalooza: Premium Walkthrough

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Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 1

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Helen Lovejoy: Marge, I have a terrific tip for our Investorettes stock-buying club.
Helen Lovejoy: The Sprawlmart Corporation is going to take a huge loss -- they way-overbought Emoji Movie merchandise. Sell sell sell!
Marge: Helen, that's not investing, that's just gambling. And you're all addicted.
Marge: You should try a rehab program at Quitters.
Krusty: I've been there fifteen times. I'm addicted to the place!

Task: Make Investorettes Take Rehab Classes
Time: 3h
Location: Quitters

Helen Lovejoy: Quitters has really helped me with my addiction to stock market gambling.
Helen Lovejoy: I've got to put some money into a company -- it's a goldmine!

Quitters Gonna Quit, Quit, Quit Pt. 2

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Helen Lovejoy: Boy, at Quitters there sure are a lot of celebrities talking about their addictions.
Helen Lovejoy: It completely cured me of my addiction to stock market gambling.
Helen Lovejoy: Who's got time for it? I could be doing all those fun things celebrities are addicted to!

Task: Make Celebrities Spill Secrets
Time: 3h
Location: Quitters

Marge: Reverend Lovejoy, I think Helen is addicted again.
Rev. Lovejoy: She should be ashamed of her terrible weakness. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend the next twelve hours obsessing over my model trains.

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The Sound of No Music Pt. 1

Leon Kompowsky starts

Leon Kompowsky: Mm, Springfield. Take it in. All this music in the air, it just makes me want to sing about it.
Wiggum: Hold that tongue! Do you have a permit to sing in public?
Leon Kompowsky: I need a permit to sing?
Wiggum: It's the only way this town can make money. You need to buy a permit to do anything.
Wiggum: Including apply for a permit.

Task: Reach Level 20 and Build Town Hall
Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Apply for a Singing Permit
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall
Task: Make Wiggum Puzzle Over a Permit Paradox
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall

The Sound of No Music Pt. 2

Leon Kompowsky starts

Leon Kompowsky: I haven't faced such an intrusive situation since my cavity search days at New Bedlam Insane Asylum.
Leon Kompowsky: You know what? I think New Bedlam will be the first place I sing.
Leon Kompowsky: *singing* STRAIT, STRAIT, STRAIT JACKET FUN.
Leon Kompowsky: *singing* BUT DON'T PLAY GAMES WITH MY MEDICATIONS…

Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to New Beldam Residents
Time: 4h
Location: New Bedlam Rest Home

Leon Kompowsky: Kicked me out of Bedlam Insane Hospital.
Leon Kompowsky: Just because I musically pumped up loonies.
Moe: Hey, forget loonies. Come to my bar and cheer up losers.

The Sound of No Music Pt. 3

Leon Kompowsky starts

Leon Kompowsky: I've got the perfect song for your bar, Moe.
Leon Kompowsky: *singing* THIS PLACE IS BAD, BAD, BAD, YA KNOW IT.
Moe: *singing* OH YEAH, WE KNOW IT!

Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern (Note: Requires Level 5 during the event)
Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Perform a Duet With Moe
Time: 1h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Requires: Moe
Task: Make Barflies Drink Until They Can't Hear
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern

Moe: That was great. Even the rats are looking less angry.
Moe: Now please leave. Smiling really hurts my face.

The Sound of No Music Pt. 4

Leon Kompowsky starts

Leon Kompowsky: Chief Wiggum, can I cheer up your prison inmates with some music?
Wiggum: You sure? These people are the worst of the worst.
Wiggum: They spend their days pumping iron and watching “Real Housewives” episodes.
Leon Kompowsky: *singing* PRISON JEANS DO NOT LOOK LOVELY.
Leon Kompowsky: *singing* THEY GOT THE STRIPES, THE STRIPES THAT SAY I AM THE MAN.
Leon Kompowsky: *singing* WHO STOLE YOUR CAMPER VAN.

Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing to Inmates
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Criminals Try Harder to Escape
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Penitentiary

The Sound of No Music Pt. 5

Leon Kompowsky starts

Leon Kompowsky: This town is hard to cheer up with music.
Lisa: This town is hard to do anything with. Just make yourself happy.
Leon Kompowsky: Oh, that's easy. I like singing birthday songs.
Leon Kompowsky: Can it be your birthday?
Lisa: For you, sure.

Task: Make Leon Kompowsky Sing A Birthday Song
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson House

Lisa: Thanks for the birthday song, Leon. Never change.

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

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L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 1

L.T. Smash starts

L.T. Smash: Get ready people, the apocalypse is coming.
Bart: Uh, L.T., the town already blew up. How could things get worse than that?
L.T. Smash: Have you seen those liberals giving speeches at the Oscars? It could get worse.
L.T. Smash: Now if you'll excuse me, I need to do some superliminal advertising.
L.T. Smash: Nothing says “Doomsday” like someone screaming it at you!

Tsak: Make L.T. Smash Use Superliminal Doomsday Messaging
Time: 8h

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 2

L.T. Smash starts

L.T. Smash: This is the greatest mission of my life. To get everyone ready for the coming apocalypse.
L.T. Smash: Everyone that listens to me will be safe inside our compound with food and guns.
L.T. Smash: Everyone who ignored me will suffer the consequences.
L.T. Smash: From my buddies and our guns.

Task: Make L.T. Smash Produce Propaganda
Time: 8h
Location: Classified Records

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 3

L.T. Smash starts

L.T. Smash: I don't get it. People still aren't prepping for the apocalypse.
L.T. Smash: Despite the obvious threat to our country from global cooling, vaccines, and every politician whose last name isn't “Paul”.
Lisa: Maybe they're just enjoying the beautiful day. The grass is green, the sky is blue…
L.T. Smash: That's it! I'll bombard them with terror from the sky.

Task: Make L.T. Smash Airdrop Doomsday Warnings
Time: 4h
Location: Classified Records
Task: Make Lisa Recycle All the Doomsday Warnings
Time: 4h

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 4

L.T. Smash starts

Moe: Are you the nutjob lookin' for people to hide in your underground bunker?
L.T. Smash: I'm probably going to regret this, but yes.
Moe: Sign me up. I run a bar, so I'm used to spending years in dark, cramped hellholes.
L.T. Smash: Hm. Let's see. Survive the apocalypse but spend the rest of time with you, or die horribly.
Moe: Tough choice, no question.

Task: Make L.T. Smash Contemplate His Options
Time: 3h
Location: Moe's Tavern

L.T. Smashing Pumpkins Pt. 5

L.T. Smash starts

L.T. Smash: Mr. Krusty, I'd like to order fifteen thousand Krusty Burgers.
Krusty: Hey, hey! You're a big fan of my restaurant?
L.T. Smash: Not really. But thanks to the chemicals in them, your burgers last indefinitely.
L.T. Smash: And if you leave them out in the sun, they harden into a brick-like item that can be used to line wells.
Krusty: How'd you like to run a marketing campaign for me? What you just said is still better than what my current guys write.

Task: Make L.T. Smash Market Krusty Burgers
Time: 8h
Location: Classified Records

Homer: Marge, I brought home Krusty burgers.
Marge: Bring ‘em out back! I need something to line my flower beds.

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

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Club Grub

Milhouse starts

Milhouse: Bart! My parents snuck away from each other and left me alone again.
Bart: I'm not singing you to sleep.
Milhouse: Sleep? No, man. I'm hitting the club!
Bart: I'll never understand how you can be afraid of your own shadow but go clubbing.
Milhouse: Everyone there is eating funny vitamins that make them act even weirder then me!

Task: Make Milhouse Hit the Club
Time: 2h
Location: Snub Club

Praiseland Promotion

Gil starts

Gil: Hey pal, I hear you like second-tier music festivals!
Gil: Ol' Gil is selling a Christian theme park called Praiseland, complete with Christian-Rock headliner Rachel Jordan.
Gil: Now, I couldn't sell a single ticket to Praiseland, but I'm a known terrible salesman.
Gil: Can I sell it to you?

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On offer accepted:
Gil: Gee thanks! I guess the big man upstairs was looking out for me after all.
Gil: And by that I mean the tattooed fella at the shelter in the bunk above mine.
Gil: He said I'd be getting what's coming to me today. I can't wait to head back and tell him!

On offer denied:
Gil: That puts Ol' Gil in a really tough spot. My free first month at the storage lot is almost up.
Gil: Looks like I'm gonna have to burn Joan of Arc at the stake again for warmth tonight?

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Praisin' Liaison Pt. 1

Ned starts

Ned: Why, it's Rachel Jordan, the Christian songbird. The rapture is upon us!
Rod: Yay!
Ned: Sorry, son, it's not really here. I've committed the sin of using a metaphor.
Rachel Jordan: Poor Rod and Todd. They must be so disappointed the world isn't going to end and everybody but them die.
Rachel Jordan: I know what always cheers me up when I'm sad: biblical apocrypha!

Task: Make Rachel Jordan Read the Bible at Flanders House
Time: 8h
Location: Flanders House

Ned: Nothing like Maccabees 2 to put a smile on everyone's faces.

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 2

Rachel Jordan starts

Rachel Jordan: Ned, I need some backup singers for my band, and you have a lovely voice.
Ned: I can hold a melody. Although I won't harmonize unless I get a dispensation from Rev. Lovejoy.
Rachel Jordan: Perfect. And there's one thing you do even better than sing.
Rachel Jordan: Help me fix my hair.

Task: Make Rachel Jordan Do Her Hair
Time: 1h

Rachel Jordan: I've got my hair and my tenor.
Rachel Jordan: Now all I need is a bass backup singer.
Moe: Is that bass or base? Either way, I'm a very bass man.

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 3

Rachel Jordan starts

Rachel Jordan: Okay, Ned and Moe, let's try a song.
Moe: Whoa, you never said nuthin' about me bluebirding with Preachy Joe here.
Ned: And I'm not sure I can stay in tune next to a tavern keeper.
Rachel Jordan: Looks like I need to sing an inspirational song to bring you two together.
Moe: Just FYI, threatening me with a shotgun also works, but we'll try your way.

Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Gospel to Moe and Ned
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Requires: Ned

Moe: That was so beautiful. Give me a hug, brother Ned.
Ned: I'm also incredibly moved. Still not enough to hug you.
Moe: That's fair. More than fair.

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 4

Rachel Jordan starts

Rachel Jordan: I brought two of Springfield's most different people together.
Rachel Jordan: I can't imagine anything more deserving of having an inspirational song written about it.
Rachel Jordan: Except maybe a puppy licking a cat. About which I've written many songs.

Task: Make Rachel Jordan Write a Song
Time: 3h
Location: Flanders House

Rachel Jordan: The song is written. Now it's time to sing it for Springfield.
Moe: You can perform it at my bar.
Rachel Jordan: No, I'd like someone who ISN'T passed out drunk to hear it.
Moe: Really? Guess I'll never understand artists.

Praisin' Liaison Pt. 5

Rachel Jordan starts

Rachel Jordan: Presenting a song of reconciliation and love between two utterly different people.
Rachel Jordan: The “Ballad of Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship".
Moe: That's nice. Except why does “Ned” come before “Moe”? Why not “Moe and Ned's Eternal Friendship”?
Ned: “Ned and Moe's Eternal Friendship” is much better.
Moe: I'll kill you, you self-promoting scum!

Task: Make Rachel Jordan Sing Her Song
Time: 3h
Location: Flanders House

Rachel Jordan: Moe, Ned, from now on I perform solo.
Moe: Too bad. I just learned my part.

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

Building Walls For God

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Ned: With Praiseland back in town, I can finally work on some expansions I've been thinking about. The Parted Sea Wave Pool, the Hall of Animatronic Judases, the Twelve Plagues Tiki Room...
Ned: But first I need to build some walls, to keep the faith in and the Episcopalians out.
Ned: Even Joshua won't be able to blow these walls down.
Ned: Oops, that's the sin of pride. After I build the wall, I'm going to spend two hours in the Temple of Scourging.

Task: Build a Wall at Praiseland Gate

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Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 1

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: A lot of musicians have money problems.
Alcatraaaz: They handing out they money to everyone in their crew. Manager, agent, publicist, and oh so many baby mamas.
Alcatraaaz: But not ol' Alcatraaaz. Because I went to school and got a degree.
Alcatraaaz: I'm the only rapper who's also a Certified Financial Planner.

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Enjoy His Financial Security
Time: 8h

Alcatraaaz: And now I want to pass on some useful financial tips the only way I know how.
Alcatraaaz: By bustin' some rhymes!

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 2

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: If you money's all been spent…
Alcatraaaz: How you gonna fix it if your car gets a dent?
Alcatraaaz: That's why my rule of thumb is:
Alcatraaaz: Out of each paycheck save five to ten percent.

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About A Rainy Day Fund
Time: 2h
Location: Alcatraaaz's Mansion

Alcatraaaz: If you've listened and you've learned…
Alcatraaaz: Then when unexpected expenses hit you won't get burned.
Alcatraaaz: *mic drop*

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 3

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: I like my rings and my blings…
Alcatraaaz: And the crib that I am livin' in.
Alcatraaaz: I paid for it with my credit card that's Obsidian.
Alcatraaaz: But when the bill comes due, pay the full amount, fool.
Alcatraaaz: Paying credit card debt is highly uncool.

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Paying Off High-Interest Credit Cards
Time: 2h
Location: Alcatraaaz's Mansion

Alcatraaaz: Paying off your credit cards is your first priority.
Alcatraaaz: Living interest-free is the only way to be.
Alcatraaaz: *mic drop*

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 4

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: Today you're young and hot, and you're shakin' that fine booty.
Alcatraaaz: But when you're old and fat where you gonna find the loot-y?
Alcatraaaz: So if your company has a 401K plan, start putting money in today.
Alcatraaaz: Your employer matches your contributions, fool.
Alcatraaaz: Man, what more do I have to say?

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Compound Interest
Time: 4h
Location: Alcatraaaz's Mansion
Task: Make Homer Shake His Fine Booty
Time: 4h
Location: Alcatraaaz's Mansion

Wiggum: I don't bother saving money for when I'm old.
Wiggum: I'm a cop. We always get blown up by some nut job two days before retirement.
Alcatraaaz: You can opt to have the money go to your spouse.
Wiggum: You know, you are really helpful.

Alcatraaaz C.F.P. Pt. 5

Alcatraaaz starts

Alcatraaaz: Listen up, yo, this is for the mommas and the poppas…
Alcatraaaz: Your kids are growing up and it ain't never gonna stoppa.
Alcatraaaz: They're headed off to college and the cost has got you cryin'.
Alcatraaaz: You shoulda used the plan that's numbered five-two-nine.

Task: Make Alcatraaaz Rap About Deferred College Savings Plans
Time: 8h
Location: Alcatraaaz's Mansion

Alcatraaaz: Doesn't matter what state you open the 529 plan in, you can use it to pay for college anywhere.
Homer: Lot of great advice, Mr. Alcatraaaz. But I have a different strategy for financial security.
Homer: Have Bart steal your microphone unless you give us two million dollars.
Alcatraaaz: Also good.

Quest rewards: $200 and 20 XP

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Riding the Waves

Ned starts

Ned: What is that and why is it pointed at my bedroom?
Homer: That's my new bass speaker.
Homer: It sounds best when it echoes off your house.
Ned: Nooooo!
Homer: And also when it's accompanied by your screaming.

Task: Tap Blasting Bass

Golden Parachute

Krusty starts

Krusty: Aww, monkey butts! It's contract renewal time again.
Krusty: I better figure out a fallback in case the studio notices I'm spending all my production budget on booze.
Krusty: I need a gig where I can show up wearing nothing but clown shoes and a vomit-stained T-shirt.

Task: Make Krusty Audition for Voiceover Work
Time: 4h
Location: Gold Records on Walls Studio

Jazz It Up!

Lisa starts

Lisa: What an honor! Jazzy Goodtime's wants us to play their brunch gig!
Bart: Yeah. Because they can't afford to hire real musicians.
Lisa: I'm playing for the love of jazz.
Bart: I'm playing because they said I could finish off any half-drunk mimosas.
Bart: What, it's vitamin C?

Task: Make Lisa Play Jazz for Brunch
Time: 4h
Location: Jazzy Goodtime's
Task: Make Bart Play Jazz for Brunch
Time: 4h
Location: Jazzy Goodtime's
Task: Make Springfielders Eat Brunch With a Side of Jazz
Time: 4h
Location: Jazzy Goodtime's

As always, much appreciated L.P. thank you!