Hmmm... now that you mention it, it is hard to tell someone that you enjoy sarcastic humor without sounding sarcastic. So I guess you'll just have to take my word for it.Won't you grant me access to your Springfield so I may Simpson-stalk your town in a totally not creepy way?

this is also exceedingly creepy if you have a wiener swinging between your legs.i guess, just add me. i'm getting so many invites an hour it's ridiculous.

Wow. No. No I do not have a wiener - or anything else for that matter - swinging between my legs. And I said a totally NOT creepy way! :)After so many "How do I do something without actually searching for the answer that's been given 1,000 times already?" posts, I think a little cheeky Forum drama is fun.You're welcome, Forum Trolling Crowd who has, without exception, been intrigued and amused by my crush on OrdealByFire. :)

David Waite! I went to middle school with a guy named DW who could do that crazy move where you hold one foot with the opposite hand, then jumped over it with your other leg. He also had a Vanilla Ice haircut and wore overalls with one strap undone. So dreamy in 1992...

davidlwaite wrote:Awesome, I graduated in 93 though so I am about 6 years older I guess :)I left middle school in '92 so I'm here representing the Class of '96, baby! Coincidentally, I'm also representing Buffalo Bills fans, real coffee drinkers (not that fru-fru iced latte b.s.), and non-bowling enthusiasts.

Oh no, not you too! I live in Pats country, but proudly wear my Bills gear anyway.

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spiffshine
12 years ago
Haha! Look at this blast from the past!
xblheretic
12 years ago
spiffshine wrote:
You're welcome, Forum Trolling Crowd who has, without exception, been intrigued and amused by my crush on OrdealByFire. :)

I'm crushed! Looks like Spiff doesn't love me anymore :cry:

Oh well, at least I still have my dreams of the promised land where no wiener resides (in a non-creepy way, of course)!
mikebornste
12 years ago
spiffshine wrote:
davidlwaite wrote:
Awesome, I graduated in 93 though so I am about 6 years older I guess :)

I left middle school in '92 so I'm here representing the Class of '96, baby! Coincidentally, I'm also representing Buffalo Bills fans, real coffee drinkers (not that fru-fru iced latte b.s.), and non-bowling enthusiasts.

Class of 96 represent. And there are few things in this world I love more than a good cup of regular coffee.

That said, I extend my sincerest sympathies for the decade plus of Bills ineptitude.
OrdealByFire
12 years ago
Good lord you people are old.
thejazzdiva
12 years ago
yum... moonshine...

on a side note
I am old here, as I finished HS in 88. And I drink my coffee like my whiskey and smoke my tobacco... straight no chaser ( black coffee, scotch and cigars)
shaygitz
12 years ago
OrdealByFire wrote:
Good lord you people are old.

You have no idea. Of course I'm not so old as to use phrases like "Good Lord"...
shaygitz
12 years ago
spiffshine wrote:

I have deleted all my non-graveyard having friends. And all my ugly-Springfield having friends. And all my not-logging-in-for-3-days friends.

I get the last two, but why would you delete people who've stored their graveyards? I was thinking of doing that very thing, for the same reason I stored the House of Bad Dreams and will soon store Santa's Village. As in the real world, land's expensive and gotta make way for new growth. Communities all over the country are casting a covetous eye toward their 1500-acre graveyards...
shaygitz
12 years ago
Arrgggh-- I hate these bumped threads. saw one today that someone bumped from MARCH, and for no apparent reason.
battyguy
12 years ago
thejazzdiva wrote:
yum... moonshine...

on a side note
I am old here, as I finished HS in 88. And I drink my coffee like my whiskey and smoke my tobacco... straight no chaser ( black coffee, scotch and cigars)

Thats nasty... Black coffee...
That being said the only good coffee in the us is stbux... And Tims where u can find them.
mikebornste
12 years ago
battyguy wrote:

Thats nasty... Black coffee...
That being said the only good coffee in the us is stbux... And Tims where u can find them.

Black coffee is an acquired taste. As in, I acquired it when I became too lazy to bring any cream to work and just started drinking it black!

Don't really care for Tim Hortons (and I know that as a Canadian that's basically blasphemy). Their doughnuts are fine, but I could live without 18% cream, thank you very much.