I quit!

Hello, tappers. Look at your Springfield, now back to me, now back at your Springfield, now back to me. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stop drinking regular beer and switched to Duff, it could look like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're at Squidport with the Duffman. What's in your hand, back at me. I have it, it's an oyster with two tickets to Krustyland. Look again, the tickets are now donuts. Anything is possible when you smell like Duff Beer and not like regular beer. I'm on a Twonicorn.