Krusty's Last Gasp Online: Walkthrough
Krusty's Last Gasp Intro
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Krusty: The Clown Guild made me fire my agent. So, you get to be the guy who acts shocked if the show ever gets cancelled.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: The show’s cancelled.
Krusty: What?! My show! This is worse than being totally broke.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: You’re totally broke.
Krusty: *sobbing*
Blue-Haired Lawyer: I say this as your lawyer guy, tax guy, points guy, and... your only-friend-left guy:
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Cut the crap, get to work, and turn your life around.
Krusty: You pierced through my thin-skinned show biz narcissism and reached me in a way my agent never could.
Krusty: I will turn my life around!
Task: Make Krusty Think of His Options
Time: 6s
Location: Krusty Burger
Krusty: Turning your life around is exhausting.
Krusty: Hey kids! How do people make money in 2019?
Milhouse: My dad charges myPhones in front of concert exits.
Bart: No, the real money is in ViewTube.
Bart: Look, Maggie's watching one of those dumb songs right now.
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Bart: Observe. While she sits, the ViewTuber rakes in that sweet, sweet ad revenue.
Maggie: *click* *click*
Milhouse: And clicks are worth more than gold.
Krusty: I can come up with dumb songs people will click on!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1
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Krusty: You're musical, I think -- help me.
Sideshow Mel: The show’s over, Krusty. I'm no longer your Sideshow to boss around.
Krusty: I'm going to churn out so many hit ViewTube "songs", I'll get the show back plus extra toilets for both of our dressing rooms.
Sideshow Mel: But you've never written a song.
Krusty: I've never written a joke either!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Steal Songs
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Krusty: Ugh, it turns out music has this thing called copyright. As in you can't "copy" it or they "write" you an angry letter.
Sideshow Mel: The blurred lines regarding song-stealing separate the Robyns from the Robin Thickes, the Neil Youngs from the William Hungs, and the Adam Levines from the Miranda Sings!
Krusty: Hmm, all those people have songs...
Krusty: ...and those songs are just waiting for some super-talented jag to decrease their tempos, transpose them to G, and get rich!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 2
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Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Slightly Change an Existing Song Into a "New" Song
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Krusty: *humming stolen song* Wow, hit songs really do hold up when you barely change them. Writing new lyrics could be tricky though...
Krusty: Maybe this rhyming app can be my personal Bernie Taupin.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3
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Blue-Haired Lawyer: Krusty, stealing songs this brazenly could put you in a legal bind I cannot untangle.
Krusty: “Ice Ice Baby” proves that you can even rip-off of a Queen & Bowie duet and still nobody will care!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Stealing music is a dangerous game. The only things the court comes down harder on are mislabeled mackerel and violations of child labor laws.
Krusty: Oh yeah, that reminds me. I hired a bunch of child backup singers, and I'm severely underpaying them.
Krusty: I’m bringing back the Krusketeers!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Audition His Krusketeers
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4
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Krusty: All right, kids! I’ve decided on the final five spots for the new Krusketeers!
Krusty: Bart, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, and... Nelson.
Nelson: Cry me a Timberlake, I’m a Krusketeer!
Krusty: Krusketeers! Come up to the stage and enter ViewTube stardom!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: My client retains all music rights and future earnings from your careers and non-careers.
Lisa: This all seems very suspicious.
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Go Viral With His Krusketeers
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5
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Krusty: Becoming a ViewTube sensation is really draining my myPhone battery!
Kirk: Five dollars to charge your phone! I use authentic myPhone USB cables!
Krusty: Here's a fifty.
Kirk: Whoa, your phone is really heating up! You’re hitting a million views. Ow! It’s burning my hand!
Krusty: Hold it up to me. I need to see my view count in real-time!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Hide Earnings From His Krusketeers
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6
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Krusty: Seven point three million views! Bringing back the Krusketeers was genius.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: But… you are now under investigation by both the FBI and ViewTube's moderation team.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Also, Katy Perry is suing you for stealing a song she called dibs on first.
Krusty: Well, I can always say I was number one on the ViewTube charts…
Blue-Haired Lawyer: It’s not all bad news, Krusty. You’re filthy rich again and I talked to the network -- they’re un-cancelling the show.
Krusty: I faked it till I maked it, and now I’m back!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Buy a Bigger House
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 7
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Blue-Haired Lawyer: Katy Perry’s dropping her suit, but don’t put out any new music for the time being.
Krusty: Any word if my new dressing room toilet is gonna be a fancy Japanese one?
Lisa: I know what you did, Krusty!
Krusty: What? Having an extra toilet is one of those necessary luxuries.
Lisa: No, not that! You stole songs!
Krusty: Yeah, you’re too late, kid. It’s public knowledge. Plus, I’m done with music. It’s too much work!
Lisa: Until ViewTube bans your channel, you're still raking in that ad revenue. But all that ends today.
Lisa: Your Krusketeers joined me, and I'm going to top you, even if it means stealing songs. Maybe I’ll steal your song!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Lisa Remix Krusty's Song, With Science
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Sideshow Lisa: With the science of music and the Krusketeers behind me, this song destroys yours!
Krusty: Yeah, whatever kid. I've already moved away from ViewTube. I’m back on the traditional media bandwagon!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Krusty: The Clown Guild made me fire my agent. So, you get to be the guy who acts shocked if the show ever gets cancelled.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: The show’s cancelled.
Krusty: What?! My show! This is worse than being totally broke.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: You’re totally broke.
Krusty: *sobbing*
Blue-Haired Lawyer: I say this as your lawyer guy, tax guy, points guy, and... your only-friend-left guy:
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Cut the crap, get to work, and turn your life around.
Krusty: You pierced through my thin-skinned show biz narcissism and reached me in a way my agent never could.
Krusty: I will turn my life around!
Task: Make Krusty Think of His Options
Time: 6s
Location: Krusty Burger
Krusty: Turning your life around is exhausting.
Krusty: Hey kids! How do people make money in 2019?
Milhouse: My dad charges myPhones in front of concert exits.
Bart: No, the real money is in ViewTube.
Bart: Look, Maggie's watching one of those dumb songs right now.
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Bart: Observe. While she sits, the ViewTuber rakes in that sweet, sweet ad revenue.
Maggie: *click* *click*
Milhouse: And clicks are worth more than gold.
Krusty: I can come up with dumb songs people will click on!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1
Auto starts
Krusty: You're musical, I think -- help me.
Sideshow Mel: The show’s over, Krusty. I'm no longer your Sideshow to boss around.
Krusty: I'm going to churn out so many hit ViewTube "songs", I'll get the show back plus extra toilets for both of our dressing rooms.
Sideshow Mel: But you've never written a song.
Krusty: I've never written a joke either!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Steal Songs
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger
Krusty: Ugh, it turns out music has this thing called copyright. As in you can't "copy" it or they "write" you an angry letter.
Sideshow Mel: The blurred lines regarding song-stealing separate the Robyns from the Robin Thickes, the Neil Youngs from the William Hungs, and the Adam Levines from the Miranda Sings!
Krusty: Hmm, all those people have songs...
Krusty: ...and those songs are just waiting for some super-talented jag to decrease their tempos, transpose them to G, and get rich!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 2
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Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Slightly Change an Existing Song Into a "New" Song
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Krusty: *humming stolen song* Wow, hit songs really do hold up when you barely change them. Writing new lyrics could be tricky though...
Krusty: Maybe this rhyming app can be my personal Bernie Taupin.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3
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Blue-Haired Lawyer: Krusty, stealing songs this brazenly could put you in a legal bind I cannot untangle.
Krusty: “Ice Ice Baby” proves that you can even rip-off of a Queen & Bowie duet and still nobody will care!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Stealing music is a dangerous game. The only things the court comes down harder on are mislabeled mackerel and violations of child labor laws.
Krusty: Oh yeah, that reminds me. I hired a bunch of child backup singers, and I'm severely underpaying them.
Krusty: I’m bringing back the Krusketeers!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Audition His Krusketeers
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4
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Krusty: All right, kids! I’ve decided on the final five spots for the new Krusketeers!
Krusty: Bart, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, and... Nelson.
Nelson: Cry me a Timberlake, I’m a Krusketeer!
Krusty: Krusketeers! Come up to the stage and enter ViewTube stardom!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: My client retains all music rights and future earnings from your careers and non-careers.
Lisa: This all seems very suspicious.
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Go Viral With His Krusketeers
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5
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Krusty: Becoming a ViewTube sensation is really draining my myPhone battery!
Kirk: Five dollars to charge your phone! I use authentic myPhone USB cables!
Krusty: Here's a fifty.
Kirk: Whoa, your phone is really heating up! You’re hitting a million views. Ow! It’s burning my hand!
Krusty: Hold it up to me. I need to see my view count in real-time!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Hide Earnings From His Krusketeers
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6
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Krusty: Seven point three million views! Bringing back the Krusketeers was genius.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: But… you are now under investigation by both the FBI and ViewTube's moderation team.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Also, Katy Perry is suing you for stealing a song she called dibs on first.
Krusty: Well, I can always say I was number one on the ViewTube charts…
Blue-Haired Lawyer: It’s not all bad news, Krusty. You’re filthy rich again and I talked to the network -- they’re un-cancelling the show.
Krusty: I faked it till I maked it, and now I’m back!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Krusty Buy a Bigger House
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 7
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Blue-Haired Lawyer: Katy Perry’s dropping her suit, but don’t put out any new music for the time being.
Krusty: Any word if my new dressing room toilet is gonna be a fancy Japanese one?
Lisa: I know what you did, Krusty!
Krusty: What? Having an extra toilet is one of those necessary luxuries.
Lisa: No, not that! You stole songs!
Krusty: Yeah, you’re too late, kid. It’s public knowledge. Plus, I’m done with music. It’s too much work!
Lisa: Until ViewTube bans your channel, you're still raking in that ad revenue. But all that ends today.
Lisa: Your Krusketeers joined me, and I'm going to top you, even if it means stealing songs. Maybe I’ll steal your song!
Task: Collect Krusty Koins
Task: Make Lisa Remix Krusty's Song, With Science
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Sideshow Lisa: With the science of music and the Krusketeers behind me, this song destroys yours!
Krusty: Yeah, whatever kid. I've already moved away from ViewTube. I’m back on the traditional media bandwagon!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
