Level 58 ***WALKTHROUGH***
Frankie the Politician Pt. 1
Fat Tony starts
Fat Tony: Man, I'm seeing these Uber cars everywhere. When are we gonna take over that industry?
Don Vittorio: We already are. What do you think Lyft is?
Don Vittorio: We just need to make sure Town Hall doesn't cave in to the “reasonable safety regulations and background checks” lobby and ban us.
Fat Tony: Leave that to me! Oh and by the way, next time you use Lyft can you use the code FATTONY27? I'll get $5 off my next ride.
Task: Place Mafia Car
Task: Make Fat Tony Grease the Wheels
Task: Make Quimby Have His Wheels Greased
Time: 30m
Location: Mafia Car
Quimby: I must need a higher octane gasoline -- this car makes a knocking noise. Also, uh, a muffled screaming noise.
Quimby: Whoa, there's a guy tied up in the trunk!
Quimby: Maybe he's a mechanic who can, uh, look into that knocking noise.
Frankie the Squealer: I'm not a mechanic! Untie me!
Quimby: Can you at least do detailing?
Frankie the Politician Pt. 2
Quimby starts
Quimby: Since I rescued you and all, uh, I'm hoping you can keep quiet about our little “deal.”
Frankie the Squealer: You mean the fact that you accepted a bribe from my Mafia buddies to keep your nose out of their business?
Frankie the Squealer: Well, I already tweeted about it, but you can erase those. Consider it forgotten!
Quimby: Er uh, how long were you in that trunk anyway?
Frankie the Squealer: I don't know, but it seemed like an eternity.
Quimby: Sounds like dinner with my wife. Which you're coming to!
Quimby: You'll wish you were back in that trunk before the salad course is over.
Task: Make The Quimbys Host a Dinner
Time: 12h
Location: Quimby Compound
Characters: Quimby, Martha Quimby, Freddy Quimby
Task: Make Frankie the Squealer Go to Dinner
Time: 12h
Location: Quimby Compound
Quimby: I saw the way you and my wife were flirting with each other during dinner.
Frankie the Squealer: I'm sorry! I'd been locked in a trunk for hours with no human contact. It won't happen again.
Quimby: Oh yes, it will! That was the most enjoyable dinner I've had in years!
Frankie the Squealer: But you just sat and ate in silence while your wife and I talked.
Quimby: Exactly! How, uh, would you like a full-time job on the government payroll? You can be the Mayor's Wife's Executive Assistant.
Frankie the Squealer: What do I do?
Quimby: Anything! As long as it's with her, and it's not here.
System Message: New Permanent Job at the Pimento Grove available for Frankie the Squealer and Martha Quimby.
Frankie the Politician Pt. 3
Frankie the Squealer starts
Frankie the Squealer: I'm liking this getting-paid-for-something-besides-killing-people thing. How can I become a politician myself?
Quimby: Marry someone who becomes President and then start authoritatively spouting off on policy issues, even though you're, uh, utterly unqualified to do so.
Frankie the Squealer: But if I marry someone else, your wife won't want to hang out with me.
Quimby: Good point. Er uh, try this instead -- make a billion dollars then file for bankruptcy, and wear a toupée that looks like a marmoset…
Quimby: …and host a TV show with celebrities who haven't been famous since before the Internet was invented.
Frankie the Squealer: A billion dollars?! How am I going to earn that?
Quimby: You're in politics now -- you don't "earn" anything. You "raise" it from stupid rich people.
Frankie the Squealer: Gotcha! And where can I find these stupid rich people?
Task: Build the Country Club
Task: Make Frankie the Squealer Sell Country Club Memberships
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield Country Club
Quimby: You ALREADY raised all the money? It's been less than a day! How'd you do it?
Frankie the Squealer: People were pretty open to purchasing a membership once I threatened to break their ribs with a 3-iron.
Quimby: Hmm. Maybe I'll, uh, try that next time instead of a 5-wood.
Frankie the Politician Pt. 4
Fat Tony starts
Fat Tony: Alright Frankie, you've been our inside man in the government for two weeks now. Time for you to do what you do best and squeal. Whaddya got for me?
Frankie the Squealer: Get this -- Martha Quimby shops at Ross Dress for Less!
Fat Tony: Um, OK. Do you maybe have anything a little more... useful?
Frankie the Squealer: This next one's a doozy. Martha talks in her sleep, and when she does, she recites episodes of “Hart to Hart”!
Fat Tony: I didn't hire you to write an exposé for O Magazine. I hired you to help with the Business! Now get outta here and find me some information I can use!
Frankie the Squealer: So you don't want to hear about Martha's iTunes playlist?
Task: Make Frankie the Squealer Try to Sell his Report to O Magazine
Time: 4h
Location: Channel 6
Frankie the Politician Pt. 5
Frankie the Squealer starts
Quimby: I got into the country club despite being Catholic, and Martha hasn't asked me for a foot rub in weeks. Impressive work, Frankie!
Frankie the Squealer: You don't know the half of it!
Quimby: Whaddya mean?
Frankie the Squealer: While working for you, I've also been working as a mafia spy reporting everything I see back to Fat Tony!
Quimby: What???
Quimby: But I'VE also been working as a mafia spy reporting everything I see back to Fat Tony!
Martha Quimby: I guess that makes three of us.
Quimby: Maybe that's why he seems so bored when I give my reports.
Task: Make Frankie The Squealer Trade Fat Tony Stories
Task: Make Quimby Trade Fat Tony Stories
Task: Make Martha Quimby Trade Fat Tony Stories
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall
Frankie the Politician Pt. 6
Frankie the Squealer starts
Fat Tony: I can't believe you squealed. You disappoint me, Frankie.
Frankie the Squealer: Please boss, don't hurt me. Martha and I have Zumba Con Sergio tomorrow -- we had to book it two months in advance!
Fat Tony: Eh, unfortunately since you're in the government now it's too risky to have you beat up.
Frankie the Squealer: Phew. Anyway, it's not like I squealed about something important, like Jon Snow getting murdered in the finale.
Fat Tony: Ya chooch! I'm only on season 4! NOW you're getting beat up.
Task: Make Legs and Louie Ensure No Spoilers for the New Season
Time: 1h
Location: River
Requires: Frankie the Squealer
Frankie the Squealer: Ugggh, my arm, my knee, my other knee...
Frankie the Squealer: Rumor on the Internet is he's not even dead!
Frankie the Squealer: I'm tired of this life. I'm gonna run for office, where I can commit crimes in a much less dangerous environment!
Frankie the Squealer: But who's gonna vote for an incompetent mafia flunky?
Kent Brockman: Perhaps I can help!
Kent Brockman: There's nothing better than making a bold statement on live TV.
Frankie the Squealer: You're saying I should come on your show and act like a man?
Kent Brockman: No, I'm saying the opposite.
Frankie the Politician Pt. 7
Frankie the Squealer starts
Kent Brockman: Welcome back to “0.04167 Days”, Springfield's #1 news magazine show.
Kent Brockman: Tonight, we're joined by a very special guest with a very special confession: Francine the Squealer.
Frankie the Squealer: Just hearing you say that feels so liberating.
Kent Brockman: Francine, you also have another confession besides your new identity.
Frankie the Squealer: Yes. I've been working undercover as a mafia spy in Mayor Quimby's administration.
Frankie the Squealer: And while I'm still a bit unsure about my gender, I am sure of one thing -- both the mafia and the government are corrupt and need to be stopped!
Frankie the Squealer: Viewers, if you want to march on Town Hall with me and take back Springfield, join me tomorrow at the Country Club!
Task: Make Springfielders Band Together
Time: 6h
Location: Springfield Country Club
Lisa: Please. Who in the world is gonna join this guy?
Homer: Me!
Lisa: YOU? You're the least political person I know! You don't even vote when we vote on cheese vs. pepperoni.
Homer: This isn't about politics, Lisa. It's about being a part of something bigger -- growing beards, and riding in pickup trucks, and making high production value propaganda videos!
Frankie the Politician Pt. 8
Frankie the Squealer starts
Frankie the Squealer: Wow, thanks for joining up, guys! Now let's head to Town Hall and overthrow the government!
Apu: Shouldn't we make a cool flag first?
Carl: When do we get assigned wives?
Homer: Anyone have any aloe ointment? My beard itches.
Frankie the Squealer: People, we've got to seize the moment of change!
Bumblebee Man: Viva la revolución!
Task: Make Frankie's Army Take Over Town Hall
Time: 2h
Location: Town Hall
Characters: Springfielders, except Quimby, Mrs. Quimby, Freddy Quimby, Criminals, Youngers, Don Vittorio
Frankie the Politician Pt. 9
Lisa starts
Lisa: You really overthrew the government and installed Francine as mayor?
Homer: He, or she, still not sure about that one, is sitting at the Mayor's desk right now!
Homer: Although it's Saturday, so it wasn't that hard. We just hopped the fence.
Homer: He, or she, still not sure about that one, is sitting at the Mayor's desk right now!
Homer: Although it's Saturday, so it wasn't that hard. We just hopped the fence.
Lisa: I'm still conflicted about this. On the surface, she seems capable of running the government.
Lisa: But I feel like she's hiding this terrible dark side and that she's capable of doing unspeakable evil.
Homer: Francine the Squealer?
Lisa: No, Hillary Clinton.
Task: Make Frankie the Squealer Run Springfield for the Weekend
Time: 24h
Location: Town Hall
Frankie the Squealer: Uh oh, the revolutionary spirit is dying down. I don't want to be another Mohamed Morsi!
Frankie the Squealer: To stay in office, I need to follow the lesson of those great revolutionary leaders, Lenin and Mao:
Frankie the Squealer: Once in power, turn on the people who put you there!
Frankie the Politician Pt. 10
Cletus starts
Cletus: I was excited about this revolution, but now my farm's done been collectivized!
Apu: How am I supposed to make a profit when Squishees have been declared “Counter-revolutionary”?
Homer: They said since I work at the power plant I'm an “intellectual” and need to go to a forced labor camp for re-education.
Homer: I hate anything having to do with education.
Lisa: Our only hope is to reinstate the man who was previously running the city.
Quimby: I'm ready!
Lisa: No, the man who was REALLY running the city.
Fat Tony: Darn, I was kinda enjoying my little vacation.
Task: Make Legs and Louie Beat Up Frankie Once More
Time: 1h
Location: River
Requires: Frankie the Squealer
Kent Brockman: Mayor Francine, we've got to avenge this injustice.
Frankie the Squealer: It's Frankie, not Francine. And I'm not the mayor. I'm tired of living a false life in politics. I've gotta be me!
Frankie the Squealer: ...Living a false life in the mob.
Don Vittorio: Frankie! I got a heist tonight and Gino called in sick. You in?
System Message: Help Don Vittorio out with his heist, and he'll help you. How? Complete his quests to find out!
H. M. O.
Auto starts
Dr. Hibbert: Helping people through my H.M.O. is a reward unto itself.
Dr. Hibbert: Then again, so is the obscene amount of cash I'm making from it. A-hyeh-hyeh-yeh-yeh!
System Message: New permanent job at the H.M.O. available for Dr. Hibbert.
Mulberry Island
Auto starts
Lisa: Mulberry Island is the most romantic place in all of Springfield.
Marge: Not counting the windmill at the putt-putt course. Right, Homer?
Homer: Yeah. Except that Bart was made there.
