Love and War: Stranger Than Eviction Walkthrough
The Only Thing Happening
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Homer: Moe, I got two tickets to the Superior Mega Ultra Slam! It's the most superlative-laden Slam ever!
Moe: Two tickets, eh? This may be a good time to remind you that you haven't paid your superior mega ultra bar tab in over a year?
Homer: Quality hint, Moe, but I already invited someone else.
Moe: I understand. This weekend is for couples.
Homer: Lenny and I do make a great couple. Now if I could only make Carl understand.
Moe: Lenny?! Don't you know what this weekend is?
Homer: Of course, I do. It's the weekend of the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.
Moe: Homer, the Bartender's Pledge requires me to tell customers the truth. And to wipe the bar regularly with Pledge. So, the truth is that this weekend...
Moe: …you and Lenny are going to have a great time at the Slam. *wipes the bar*
Task: Make Homer Show Off His Tickets
Time: 6s
Location: Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron or Brown House
If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Chuckle Under His Breath
Time: 6s
Location: Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron or Brown House
Marge: Here's a very sexy breakfast for a very sexy husband. Look, I formed the bacon into the shape of a heart.
Homer: And I know what these sunny-side-up eggs are supposed to be. *purrs*
Marge: They're just eggs.
Homer: Exactly. *devours*
Marge: So, about this weekend. I was thinking we could go on a couples' retreat. Luann and Kirk went last year and said it did wonders for their relationship.
Homer: What do they know? They've been divorced and remarried so many times I've lost count.
Marge: You mean once?
Homer: Woah, slow down Einstein. Besides, we can't go to a retreat this weekend. I already made plans.
Marge: You remembered? Oh, Homie, that's a gift in and of itself. I really thought you were going to forget.
Homer: I would never forget something this important. Lenny would kill me.
Marge: Lenny?! Don't you know what this weekend is?
Homer: Uh oh. Marge, did you take the Bartender's Pledge, too?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 1
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Marge: I'll ask again: Do you know what this weekend is?
Homer: Uh oh, you look angry. It must be our anniversary?
Marge: *shakes head and grumbles*
Homer: No, that's not anniversary-level anger. Your birthday?
Marge: *shakes head and grumbles louder*
Homer: Wow, a double grumble. What I meant to say is, it's…Valentine's Day?
Marge: Oh Homie, you really had me going there. I knew you remembered!
Homer: As if I would ever forget our anniv—
Marge: *short grumble*
Homer: Our Annivalentine's Day.
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Homer Scramble for Backup Valentine's Plans
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 2
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Marge: Have you thought any more about that couples' retreat? I think it would be a lot of fun.
Homer: It WOULD be a lot of fun. But you know what else would be even more fun? Doing something that's not that at all.
Marge: What did you have in mind?
Homer: What would you say if I took you to the Superior Mega Ultra Slam?
Marge: A wrestling match? I'd say, "Try again".
Homer: Okay then. What if I take LENNY to the Superior Mega Ultra Slam?
Marge: Homer, if you want to spend Valentine's Day at a wrestling match with some guy you work with—
Homer: Be fair, he's also some guy I drink with.
Marge: —then don't let me stop you.
Homer: Oh, Marge you're the best. I wish Barney had taken the news as well as you.
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Homer Go to the Wrestling Match
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Seethe
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Lenny: This was the greatest wrestling match ever. How did you ever get away with spending Valentine's Day with me?
Homer: Eh, Barney didn't care after all.
Lenny: But what about Marge?
Homer: She was fine. She practically begged me to go to the match without her.
Lenny: Wow, Marge sure is the best. How'd you get so lucky?
Homer: Well, if you ask me, the key to a strong marriage is to fill your spouse's world with constant surprises...
Homer: Now, let's go surprise her by getting her to make us a postgame snack!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 3
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Marge: Homer, I'm glad you're finally home. There's something I need to tell you.
Homer: Great. But first, would you mind whipping up some midnight nachos?
Marge: No, it's too important to wait.
Homer: Fine. And then the nachos?
Marge: Homer, I need you out of the house for a while.
Homer: While you make the nachos?
Marge: Homer, I need you to move out until I've had some time to clear my head.
Homer: You're kicking me out? All because I asked for nachos?!
Marge: It's not about the nachos!
Homer: Phew.
Marge: I just need some time alone to think about our relationship.
Homer: You're thinking?! That's never a good thing for me.
Marge: Look, I packed an overnight bag for you. I'll call you when I'm ready to talk.
Homer: Okay, honey. Whatever you need. But before I go, can I ask one more thing?
Marge: What?
Homer: Would you mind whipping up some midnight nachos?
Marge: Out!
Homer: *hangs head and leaves*
Lenny: Should I go too?
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Homer Get Kicked Out
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Marge: *sigh* Worst. Valentine's Day. Ever.
Comic Book Guy: *clears throat* You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Marge: How can Homer be so selfish! He's always sitting on the couch, watching TV while I do everything for this family.
Marge: The only time I sit on the couch and watch TV are those few seconds every week when something weird happens.
Marge: That ends now. *turns on TV*
Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Eye on Springfield, I'm joined by romance novelist, Esme Delacroix.
Kent Brockman: Her new romance novel, "The Lord of the Scoundrels", just broke the record for pre-orders. For a romance novel.
Marge: A romance novel? I wonder if I could write one. Or maybe just READ one.
Comic Book Guy: Actually, you wrote and published The Harpooned Heart. It was a cause celebre in Springfield gossip circles but critically panned.
Marge: That's right! And I even started on a sequel. Well, now's my chance to finish it. Right after I throw you out.
Comic Book Guy: I am duly removed.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Should I go too?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 4
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Marge: Okay, let's get this sequel started. How did the first one end?
Marge: Oh, that's right. Temperance Barrows watched her oafish husband, Captain Mordecai, and her secret lover, Cyrus Manley, lash themselves to a whale and drown at sea.
Marge: I suppose I'll have to come up with a whole new set of original characters and unique situations. Or… *starts typing*
Temperance: Oh, sweet Cyrus, thank you for waking me up from a terrible nightmare...
Temperance: Now that we've run away together, I no longer have a husband who just sits on the porch all day and watches the sea.
Cyrus Manley: That will never happen with me, my sweet. I get seasick just doing the laundry. Now, how can I help you with your daily chores?
Temperance: Well, I was about to do the laundry.
Cyrus Manley: Oh, then let me make us dinner!
Marge: Who says "write what you know"?
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Marge Live Vicariously Through Her Writing
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Temperance: Thank you for the lovely meal, Cyrus.
Cyrus Manley: It was the least I could do for you after a long day of watching me clean the rain gutters. Now, are you ready for *raises eyebrows* "dessert"?
Temperance: Well, it is our anniversary…
Cyrus Manley: It's our anniversary?
Temperance: You forgot?! My heavens, you too?
Cyrus Manley: I'm not sure what you mean…?
Temperance: Forget it! I'm going for a walk.
Cyrus Manley: Be careful, my darling, I haven't swept the path today!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 5
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Marge: How can I express what Temperance is feeling when she's alone on her walk?
Marge: I know! I'll have her say just what she's thinking and doing out loud. That's a standard technique in great writing.
Temperance: I can't believe that Cyrus forgot our anniversary. I feel like the whole world is going crazy. Oh, and will you look at that, my heel has just broken!
Temperance: Maybe our neighbor can offer some assistance to a woman in need. *knocks on door*
Marge: *hears knocking* Ugh, Homer I told you that I would call when I'm ready to talk. You're interrupting my creative flow.
Marge: *opens door* Oh, can I help you?
Temperance: Hello. My name is Temperance Barrows. I was walking along your unswept path and my shoe broke.
Marge: I'm sorry, did you say your name was Temperance Barrows?
Temperance: Indeed. Of the Nantucket Barrows. Could I trouble you for a mallet and a few nails?
Marge: Oh…my…God…
Temperance: Then maybe just some twine?
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Marge Confront Her Creation
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Homer: Moe, I got two tickets to the Superior Mega Ultra Slam! It's the most superlative-laden Slam ever!
Moe: Two tickets, eh? This may be a good time to remind you that you haven't paid your superior mega ultra bar tab in over a year?
Homer: Quality hint, Moe, but I already invited someone else.
Moe: I understand. This weekend is for couples.
Homer: Lenny and I do make a great couple. Now if I could only make Carl understand.
Moe: Lenny?! Don't you know what this weekend is?
Homer: Of course, I do. It's the weekend of the Superior Mega Ultra Slam.
Moe: Homer, the Bartender's Pledge requires me to tell customers the truth. And to wipe the bar regularly with Pledge. So, the truth is that this weekend...
Moe: …you and Lenny are going to have a great time at the Slam. *wipes the bar*
Task: Make Homer Show Off His Tickets
Time: 6s
Location: Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron or Brown House
If the user has Moe: Task: Make Moe Chuckle Under His Breath
Time: 6s
Location: Moe's Tavern, Moe's Express, O'Flanagan's Pub, The Gridiron or Brown House
Marge: Here's a very sexy breakfast for a very sexy husband. Look, I formed the bacon into the shape of a heart.
Homer: And I know what these sunny-side-up eggs are supposed to be. *purrs*
Marge: They're just eggs.
Homer: Exactly. *devours*
Marge: So, about this weekend. I was thinking we could go on a couples' retreat. Luann and Kirk went last year and said it did wonders for their relationship.
Homer: What do they know? They've been divorced and remarried so many times I've lost count.
Marge: You mean once?
Homer: Woah, slow down Einstein. Besides, we can't go to a retreat this weekend. I already made plans.
Marge: You remembered? Oh, Homie, that's a gift in and of itself. I really thought you were going to forget.
Homer: I would never forget something this important. Lenny would kill me.
Marge: Lenny?! Don't you know what this weekend is?
Homer: Uh oh. Marge, did you take the Bartender's Pledge, too?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 1
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Marge: I'll ask again: Do you know what this weekend is?
Homer: Uh oh, you look angry. It must be our anniversary?
Marge: *shakes head and grumbles*
Homer: No, that's not anniversary-level anger. Your birthday?
Marge: *shakes head and grumbles louder*
Homer: Wow, a double grumble. What I meant to say is, it's…Valentine's Day?
Marge: Oh Homie, you really had me going there. I knew you remembered!
Homer: As if I would ever forget our anniv—
Marge: *short grumble*
Homer: Our Annivalentine's Day.
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Homer Scramble for Backup Valentine's Plans
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 2
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Marge: Have you thought any more about that couples' retreat? I think it would be a lot of fun.
Homer: It WOULD be a lot of fun. But you know what else would be even more fun? Doing something that's not that at all.
Marge: What did you have in mind?
Homer: What would you say if I took you to the Superior Mega Ultra Slam?
Marge: A wrestling match? I'd say, "Try again".
Homer: Okay then. What if I take LENNY to the Superior Mega Ultra Slam?
Marge: Homer, if you want to spend Valentine's Day at a wrestling match with some guy you work with—
Homer: Be fair, he's also some guy I drink with.
Marge: —then don't let me stop you.
Homer: Oh, Marge you're the best. I wish Barney had taken the news as well as you.
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Homer Go to the Wrestling Match
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters, Backyard Wrestling Ring or Brown House
Task: Make Marge Seethe
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Lenny: This was the greatest wrestling match ever. How did you ever get away with spending Valentine's Day with me?
Homer: Eh, Barney didn't care after all.
Lenny: But what about Marge?
Homer: She was fine. She practically begged me to go to the match without her.
Lenny: Wow, Marge sure is the best. How'd you get so lucky?
Homer: Well, if you ask me, the key to a strong marriage is to fill your spouse's world with constant surprises...
Homer: Now, let's go surprise her by getting her to make us a postgame snack!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 3
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Marge: Homer, I'm glad you're finally home. There's something I need to tell you.
Homer: Great. But first, would you mind whipping up some midnight nachos?
Marge: No, it's too important to wait.
Homer: Fine. And then the nachos?
Marge: Homer, I need you out of the house for a while.
Homer: While you make the nachos?
Marge: Homer, I need you to move out until I've had some time to clear my head.
Homer: You're kicking me out? All because I asked for nachos?!
Marge: It's not about the nachos!
Homer: Phew.
Marge: I just need some time alone to think about our relationship.
Homer: You're thinking?! That's never a good thing for me.
Marge: Look, I packed an overnight bag for you. I'll call you when I'm ready to talk.
Homer: Okay, honey. Whatever you need. But before I go, can I ask one more thing?
Marge: What?
Homer: Would you mind whipping up some midnight nachos?
Marge: Out!
Homer: *hangs head and leaves*
Lenny: Should I go too?
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Homer Get Kicked Out
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Marge: *sigh* Worst. Valentine's Day. Ever.
Comic Book Guy: *clears throat* You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Marge: How can Homer be so selfish! He's always sitting on the couch, watching TV while I do everything for this family.
Marge: The only time I sit on the couch and watch TV are those few seconds every week when something weird happens.
Marge: That ends now. *turns on TV*
Kent Brockman: Tonight, on Eye on Springfield, I'm joined by romance novelist, Esme Delacroix.
Kent Brockman: Her new romance novel, "The Lord of the Scoundrels", just broke the record for pre-orders. For a romance novel.
Marge: A romance novel? I wonder if I could write one. Or maybe just READ one.
Comic Book Guy: Actually, you wrote and published The Harpooned Heart. It was a cause celebre in Springfield gossip circles but critically panned.
Marge: That's right! And I even started on a sequel. Well, now's my chance to finish it. Right after I throw you out.
Comic Book Guy: I am duly removed.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Should I go too?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 4
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Marge: Okay, let's get this sequel started. How did the first one end?
Marge: Oh, that's right. Temperance Barrows watched her oafish husband, Captain Mordecai, and her secret lover, Cyrus Manley, lash themselves to a whale and drown at sea.
Marge: I suppose I'll have to come up with a whole new set of original characters and unique situations. Or… *starts typing*
Temperance: Oh, sweet Cyrus, thank you for waking me up from a terrible nightmare...
Temperance: Now that we've run away together, I no longer have a husband who just sits on the porch all day and watches the sea.
Cyrus Manley: That will never happen with me, my sweet. I get seasick just doing the laundry. Now, how can I help you with your daily chores?
Temperance: Well, I was about to do the laundry.
Cyrus Manley: Oh, then let me make us dinner!
Marge: Who says "write what you know"?
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Marge Live Vicariously Through Her Writing
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Temperance: Thank you for the lovely meal, Cyrus.
Cyrus Manley: It was the least I could do for you after a long day of watching me clean the rain gutters. Now, are you ready for *raises eyebrows* "dessert"?
Temperance: Well, it is our anniversary…
Cyrus Manley: It's our anniversary?
Temperance: You forgot?! My heavens, you too?
Cyrus Manley: I'm not sure what you mean…?
Temperance: Forget it! I'm going for a walk.
Cyrus Manley: Be careful, my darling, I haven't swept the path today!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stranger Than Eviction Pt. 5
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Marge: How can I express what Temperance is feeling when she's alone on her walk?
Marge: I know! I'll have her say just what she's thinking and doing out loud. That's a standard technique in great writing.
Temperance: I can't believe that Cyrus forgot our anniversary. I feel like the whole world is going crazy. Oh, and will you look at that, my heel has just broken!
Temperance: Maybe our neighbor can offer some assistance to a woman in need. *knocks on door*
Marge: *hears knocking* Ugh, Homer I told you that I would call when I'm ready to talk. You're interrupting my creative flow.
Marge: *opens door* Oh, can I help you?
Temperance: Hello. My name is Temperance Barrows. I was walking along your unswept path and my shoe broke.
Marge: I'm sorry, did you say your name was Temperance Barrows?
Temperance: Indeed. Of the Nantucket Barrows. Could I trouble you for a mallet and a few nails?
Marge: Oh…my…God…
Temperance: Then maybe just some twine?
Task: Collect Chocolates
Task: Make Marge Confront Her Creation
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
