If you wanna laugh look in the mirror :wink: What's a difference between terrorist and the woman on her period ?...You can negotiate with a terrorist :)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

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pmrob5000
12 years ago
These are my go-to bad jokes.

#1
Q:How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A: A buck-an-ear!!

#2
Q:What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

A:Nothing they just waved!

#3
Q:What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

A:Breath Idiot, Breath!

I could use all the help i can use all the help i can get, got a late start....

pmrob5000
simbass7
12 years ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk5CXzFJ-c4
undaunted001
12 years ago
simbass7 wrote:
Ronrusso75 wrote:

Lol the repost fail made me laugh more..aaaah I'm a * lol
simbass7
12 years ago
Tried 3 times :/
So how you do it again....?
undaunted001
12 years ago
simbass7 wrote:
Tried 3 times :/
So how you do it again....?

It's not u it's the link. You need to change it to desktop version
jaffaface
12 years ago
Ronrusso75 wrote:
mattmanx2
12 years ago
Why do squirrels swim on their backs??

To keep their nuts dry!

MMu
rolybert7
12 years ago
Ronrusso75 wrote:
Father buys a lie detecting robot that smacks you in the face when you lie. Father tries to test it out on his son during dinner.

"Son, where were you last night?". Son replies, "I was at the library studying". Robot smacks son.

Father asks, "where were you really?!?". Son replies, "I was at my friends house watching a movie.". Father asks, "what was the movie?". Son answers, "Toy Story". Robot smacks son.

Son is on the floor crying and says, "Okay, Okay, it was a porn!". Father is angry, "my goodness! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was." Robot smacks father.

Mom laughs, "haha, he really is your son".

Robot smacks wife.

Edit, this is my third contribution to the thread. I really REALLY need eggs...
Check your PM You are winner #1 Funny joke I never heard before :)
rolybert7
12 years ago
clusterbombb wrote:

Brilliant :mrgreen:
Winner #2 Check your PM loved the vid totally unexpected :mrgreen:
rolybert7
12 years ago
direwolf987 wrote:
Winner #3 Check your PM Hilarious :mrgreen: :mrgreen: