Make me laugh for eggs!!
If you wanna laugh look in the mirror :wink: What's a difference between terrorist and the woman on her period ? ... You can negotiate with a terrorist :)
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Ronrusso75 wrote:Check your PM You are winner #1 Funny joke I never heard before :)
Father buys a lie detecting robot that smacks you in the face when you lie. Father tries to test it out on his son during dinner.
"Son, where were you last night?". Son replies, "I was at the library studying". Robot smacks son.
Father asks, "where were you really?!?". Son replies, "I was at my friends house watching a movie.". Father asks, "what was the movie?". Son answers, "Toy Story". Robot smacks son.
Son is on the floor crying and says, "Okay, Okay, it was a porn!". Father is angry, "my goodness! When I was your age, I didn't even know what porn was." Robot smacks father.
Mom laughs, "haha, he really is your son".
Robot smacks wife.
Edit, this is my third contribution to the thread. I really REALLY need eggs...
