My Good Bye Thread

JoshSherer wrote:
Was he even gone 3 days?

i know right

I would wish you luck, but luck doesn't actually exist. Instead, let me leave you with some advice that may be of help in the future. My gran was a wise old lady, and she had been around the block a few times. But, enough about her younger days as streetwalker. One day, after she just polished off a fifth of tequila, she attempted to look me straight in the eye and slurred the most profound words I ever heard. Kevin, she said, never go for a dump in a cactus patch, or you'll end up with a * in your *. We lost her the very next day, we think in Walmart. Anyway, I never saw my sweet gran again. I never found out who Kevin was.

Bon Voyage! And Merry Christmas since I won't see you then. You are sending me a present still I hope?

paulzuk wrote:
I would wish you luck, but luck doesn't actually exist. Instead, let me leave you with some advice that may be of help in the future. My gran was a wise old lady, and she had been around the block a few times. But, enough about her younger days as streetwalker. One day, after she just polished off a fifth of tequila, she attempted to look me straight in the eye and slurred the most profound words I ever heard. Kevin, she said, never go for a dump in a cactus patch, or you'll end up with a * in your *. We lost her the very next day, we think in Walmart. Anyway, I never saw my sweet gran again. I never found out who Kevin was.

Bon Voyage! And Merry Christmas since I won't see you then. You are sending me a present still I hope?

He's staying you know that right :?:

Bart-man5674 wrote:

paulzuk wrote:
I would wish you luck, but luck doesn't actually exist. Instead, let me leave you with some advice that may be of help in the future. My gran was a wise old lady, and she had been around the block a few times. But, enough about her younger days as streetwalker. One day, after she just polished off a fifth of tequila, she attempted to look me straight in the eye and slurred the most profound words I ever heard. Kevin, she said, never go for a dump in a cactus patch, or you'll end up with a * in your *. We lost her the very next day, we think in Walmart. Anyway, I never saw my sweet gran again. I never found out who Kevin was.

Bon Voyage! And Merry Christmas since I won't see you then. You are sending me a present still I hope?

He's staying you know that right :?:

No, I was unaware of this shocking turn of events. It's like a soap opera.

Thank goodness, it's reassuring to know I'll get my Xmas present after all.

Thank you for informing me.

Think I'll go and roll on the floor laughing now. :lol:

Nice speech tho

Bart-man5674 wrote:
Nice speech tho

Thanks.

But, I feel a bit guilty. Do you think it's obvious I made it all up? :lol:

Burnin_TODI wrote:
I have been looking for the "Hey I'm Back" thread....anyone know where to find it??

Perfect title for the sequel. Clearly, you enjoy soap operas too. :wink:

awshux915 wrote:
If I were the kind of person who cares about things like this, I'd be pretty annoyed about being duped into caring about things like this.

Since you aren't and don't, then perhaps your post only exists to serve that itty bitty part of your underfed inner child who seeks attention by mocking those who seek attention.

Or maybe you need a Snickers, whatever :mrgreen:

awshux915 wrote:
If I were the kind of person who cares about things like this, I'd be pretty annoyed about being duped into caring about things like this.

Duped, I love that word.

Anyway, the one's I feel sorry for are the hard working volunteers offering support and group hugs. Not to mention the 24 hour emergency help line that was set up. That money was orinally earmarked for Romanian orphans. Guess the orphans will go hungry this winter.

Sigh.