Simpsons Wrestling: Enter the Golden Ring Walkthrough
Wrestling With Success
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Mr. Burns: What a sad little imp. I hope the sadness is from something I did.
Bart: I wish. This is worse than anything you could do.
Mr. Burns: You insult me.
Bart: World Class Wrestling has gone bankrupt!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, I smell something delicious.
Smithers: I did mix your Bengay with VapoRub.
Mr. Burns: No, I smell opportunity! Purchase this wrestling company at once.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Purchase the Wrestling Company
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Celebrate That Wrestling is Back
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Mr. Burns: Hence-here-for-after-forward World Class Wrestling shall be known as… Golden Ring Wrestling! In honor of the rings I’ve taken from my adversaries' gravesites.
Smithers: Sir, that seems very wrong.
Mr. Burns: Shut up and have a golden ring!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 1
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Smithers: Sir, your Golden Ring Wrestling is a hit!
Mr. Burns: Yes, I’ve combined the old with the new. Like that young kidney I had transplanted to work alongside my own.
Mr. Burns: Now it’s time for my aged wrestlers to give me new life by making me money!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Burns Order Wrestlers to Promote His Businesses
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Professor Werner von Brawn: *reading* “After I work up a sweat in the ring -- I hit the showers with nuclear power!”
Rumbleina: *reading* “Burns’ Root-Rot Defoliant Body Slams plants dead!”
Captain Flag: Mr. Burns, shilling for your business enterprises has left me less red and white and more blue.
Mr. Burns: Just read the cue card, soldier!
Captain Flag: Yes, sir. Following orders, sir.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 2
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Bart: I thought having wrestling back would be awesome, but all they do is hawk Burns’ businesses.
Milhouse: I bought fifty gallons of Burns’ defoliant and I’ve got nothing to defole!
Iron Yuppie: *interrupts* Listen up, Springfield! Golden Ring Wrestling is dead! SEW -- Springfield Elite Wrestling has been born!
Iron Yuppie: Hailing from parts unknown, we got Alex Ace, Crystal Axe, and me, the IRON YUPPIE!
Iron Yuppie: We’re badder, we’re bolder, and our tights are TIGHTER!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Bart be Skeptical of Springfield Elite Wrestling
Time: 8h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Flock to Springfield Elite Wrestling
Time: 12h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Bart: Do these freaks really expect to have fans with their fake body blows and blood?!
Homer: Woohoo! Elite Wrestling is EXTREME wrestling!
Lenny: And Elite sounds classy. It’s like caviar on hotdogs!
Carl: We’re climbin’ the social ladder with fancy Choke Slams and Neck Crushers!
Carl: Whooo! SEW for life!
Bart: Ugh.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 3
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Mr. Burns: Smithers, why is no one fawning over MY wrestlers?
Smithers: Sorry, sir. Golden Ring attendance is down forty percent. People are more in love with SEW.
Mr. Burns: I’ve never understood “love”.
Smithers: I could teach you.
Mr. Burns: That’s a waste of time! Teach me who’s behind this wrestling invasion instead!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Smithers Investigate Springfield Elite Wrestling
Time: 12h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Be Disgusted With SEW
Time: 4h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Mr. Burns: So who is it, Smithers? A nouveau riche smark? Some corporate carpetbagger? A lucha libre lothario?
Aristotle Amadopolis: It’s just me, Monty!
Mr. Burns: *gasp!* Aristotle Amadopolis, my old nemesis!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 4
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Mr. Burns: Muscling in on my wrestling turf, Amadopolis? I won’t have it!
Aristotle Amadopolis: Don’t go nuclear, Monty! Play your cards right and we can both put some serious jingle in our pants.
Mr. Burns: My artificial hip already jingles. But tell me, what do you have in mind?
Aristotle Amadopolis: A Unification Super Slam!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Mr. Burns Agree to Unification Super Slam
Time: 2h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
If the user has Aristotle Amadopolis: Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Agree to Unification Super Slam
Time: 2h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Aristotle Amadopolis: It’s simple: It will be a supreme Springfield cross-promotion -- your wrestlers facing mine. The belt going to the winner of the title bout!
Mr. Burns: But I want my man to win.
Aristotle Amadopolis: And he will! For a price -- your beloved golden statue of Glamorous Godfrey.
Mr. Burns: Fix the match? Such a thing has never been done in the history of professional wrestling!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 5
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Mr. Burns: I gave up my prized statue of Glamorous Godfrey, but it will ensure victory for GRW and myself!
Mr. Burns: Captain Flag, as a patriot and Power-Slammer, I salute you. Thank you for participating in a tawdry, rigged match.
Captain Flag: A soldier-wrestler always follows orders, sir.
Mr. Burns: Good soldier. Now all my wrestlers must begin training for the Super Slam immediately!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Mr. Burns Exhort Wrestlers to Train Harder
Time: 4h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Mr. Burns: I said “Train!”, you gargantuan gogmagogs!
Professor Werner von Brawn: Why train? We know we are going to win.
Rasputin the Friendly Russian: Da, Comrade Burns. We are masters of kayfabe.
Mr. Burns: I will set Kayfabe straight. For I am your master!
Rasputin the Friendly Russian: No, kayfabe is the art of making staged performances real.
Mr. Burns: I see. Then kayfabe away!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Mr. Burns: What a sad little imp. I hope the sadness is from something I did.
Bart: I wish. This is worse than anything you could do.
Mr. Burns: You insult me.
Bart: World Class Wrestling has gone bankrupt!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, I smell something delicious.
Smithers: I did mix your Bengay with VapoRub.
Mr. Burns: No, I smell opportunity! Purchase this wrestling company at once.
Task: Make Mr. Burns Purchase the Wrestling Company
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Celebrate That Wrestling is Back
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Mr. Burns: Hence-here-for-after-forward World Class Wrestling shall be known as… Golden Ring Wrestling! In honor of the rings I’ve taken from my adversaries' gravesites.
Smithers: Sir, that seems very wrong.
Mr. Burns: Shut up and have a golden ring!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 1
Auto starts
Smithers: Sir, your Golden Ring Wrestling is a hit!
Mr. Burns: Yes, I’ve combined the old with the new. Like that young kidney I had transplanted to work alongside my own.
Mr. Burns: Now it’s time for my aged wrestlers to give me new life by making me money!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Burns Order Wrestlers to Promote His Businesses
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Brown House
Professor Werner von Brawn: *reading* “After I work up a sweat in the ring -- I hit the showers with nuclear power!”
Rumbleina: *reading* “Burns’ Root-Rot Defoliant Body Slams plants dead!”
Captain Flag: Mr. Burns, shilling for your business enterprises has left me less red and white and more blue.
Mr. Burns: Just read the cue card, soldier!
Captain Flag: Yes, sir. Following orders, sir.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 2
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Bart: I thought having wrestling back would be awesome, but all they do is hawk Burns’ businesses.
Milhouse: I bought fifty gallons of Burns’ defoliant and I’ve got nothing to defole!
Iron Yuppie: *interrupts* Listen up, Springfield! Golden Ring Wrestling is dead! SEW -- Springfield Elite Wrestling has been born!
Iron Yuppie: Hailing from parts unknown, we got Alex Ace, Crystal Axe, and me, the IRON YUPPIE!
Iron Yuppie: We’re badder, we’re bolder, and our tights are TIGHTER!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Bart be Skeptical of Springfield Elite Wrestling
Time: 8h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Flock to Springfield Elite Wrestling
Time: 12h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Bart: Do these freaks really expect to have fans with their fake body blows and blood?!
Homer: Woohoo! Elite Wrestling is EXTREME wrestling!
Lenny: And Elite sounds classy. It’s like caviar on hotdogs!
Carl: We’re climbin’ the social ladder with fancy Choke Slams and Neck Crushers!
Carl: Whooo! SEW for life!
Bart: Ugh.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 3
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Mr. Burns: Smithers, why is no one fawning over MY wrestlers?
Smithers: Sorry, sir. Golden Ring attendance is down forty percent. People are more in love with SEW.
Mr. Burns: I’ve never understood “love”.
Smithers: I could teach you.
Mr. Burns: That’s a waste of time! Teach me who’s behind this wrestling invasion instead!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Smithers Investigate Springfield Elite Wrestling
Time: 12h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Task: Make Bart Be Disgusted With SEW
Time: 4h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Mr. Burns: So who is it, Smithers? A nouveau riche smark? Some corporate carpetbagger? A lucha libre lothario?
Aristotle Amadopolis: It’s just me, Monty!
Mr. Burns: *gasp!* Aristotle Amadopolis, my old nemesis!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 4
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Mr. Burns: Muscling in on my wrestling turf, Amadopolis? I won’t have it!
Aristotle Amadopolis: Don’t go nuclear, Monty! Play your cards right and we can both put some serious jingle in our pants.
Mr. Burns: My artificial hip already jingles. But tell me, what do you have in mind?
Aristotle Amadopolis: A Unification Super Slam!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Mr. Burns Agree to Unification Super Slam
Time: 2h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
If the user has Aristotle Amadopolis: Task: Make Aristotle Amadopolis Agree to Unification Super Slam
Time: 2h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Aristotle Amadopolis: It’s simple: It will be a supreme Springfield cross-promotion -- your wrestlers facing mine. The belt going to the winner of the title bout!
Mr. Burns: But I want my man to win.
Aristotle Amadopolis: And he will! For a price -- your beloved golden statue of Glamorous Godfrey.
Mr. Burns: Fix the match? Such a thing has never been done in the history of professional wrestling!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Enter the Golden Ring Pt. 5
Auto starts
Mr. Burns: I gave up my prized statue of Glamorous Godfrey, but it will ensure victory for GRW and myself!
Mr. Burns: Captain Flag, as a patriot and Power-Slammer, I salute you. Thank you for participating in a tawdry, rigged match.
Captain Flag: A soldier-wrestler always follows orders, sir.
Mr. Burns: Good soldier. Now all my wrestlers must begin training for the Super Slam immediately!
Task: Collect Feather Boas
Task: Make Mr. Burns Exhort Wrestlers to Train Harder
Time: 4h
Location: Wrestling Pavilion, Golden Ring Wrestling Headquarters or Brown House
Mr. Burns: I said “Train!”, you gargantuan gogmagogs!
Professor Werner von Brawn: Why train? We know we are going to win.
Rasputin the Friendly Russian: Da, Comrade Burns. We are masters of kayfabe.
Mr. Burns: I will set Kayfabe straight. For I am your master!
Rasputin the Friendly Russian: No, kayfabe is the art of making staged performances real.
Mr. Burns: I see. Then kayfabe away!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
