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Spring Cleanup ***WALKTHROUGH***

Springfield Cleaning Pt. 1

Homer starts

Homer: Nothing says Spring has arrived like a BBQ, when we celebrate the rebirth of tiny animals by burning them on open flames.
Homer: Who could have a problem with that?
Lisa: ...
Marge: Sorry, Homer. We celebrate every season, equinox and solstice your way! This year we're celebrating Spring my way – with cleaning!
Homer: Aw, I hate your way of celebrating. If it's not cleaning, it's hanging out with family.
Homer: Or worse, volunteering for the needy.
Homer: Why don't the needy ever volunteer for us?!? I deserve a kitchen full of soup!

Task: Make Springfielders Endure Marge's Nagging
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Rally a Springfield Cleaning Crew
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson House

If the user has World's Largest Redwood:
System Message: Reap the rewards of your redwood with the Nature Bundle - now available in the store!
Nature Bundle Message

Springfield Cleaning Pt. 2

Auto starts

Quimby: After Marge's motivating words, and a threatening call from my mother, I hereby declare today Springfield Cleaning Day!
Marge: Ah-hem!
Quimby: Fine, Week.
Fat Tony: Excellent. I have many rolled up rugs that require immediate, late night recycling.

Task: Make Springfielders Clean House
Time: 6h
Location: Brown House

Springfield Cleaning Pt. 3

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Marge: How can everyone be done already? There is so much more to clean! Have they even disinfected their soap yet?
Homer: Hey, the town looks great. Look, I even shoveled a path through all this garbage to the empty trashcan.
Marge: This town is so lazy. It only takes six seconds to clean up nuclear waste, and they can't even do that.
Lisa: We're just tired of it, Mom. Remember the monorail update?
Lisa: For six weeks all anyone in town did was pick up trash.
Marge: It was heaven!
Marge: Oh well, more cleaning for me!

Task: Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Marge Clean House
Time: 6h
Location: Brown House
Reward: Orange Tree or Apple Tree (50% chance)
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  • Wave 1 Gil Deal

    After the user logs in on April 13th:

    Gil: How would you like a house with no skeletons in its closets? Just in the drywall itself.
    Moe: Wow! That house has my name on it!
    Moe: No, I was wrong. Someone spray-painted "MOVE!" on the wall, not "MOE!"
    Gil: Yeah, it's a fixer upper... meaning you'll have to fix it to get it to stay up.

    Offer Accepted
    Gil: Oh boy! This Spring is really taking off for ol' Gil!
    Gil: A few more sales like this and I can finally get my dignity back from the pawn shop.

    Offer Declined
    Gil: Fine! Gil doesn't need you. Gil doesn't need anyone.
    Gil: All Gil needs is Gil. And lots of other people. And you. Gil desperately needs you.
    Gil: We're good, right?

    Wave 2 Gil Deal

    After the user logs in on April 15th:

    Gil: I'm back with more fun stuff!
    Marge: Spring cleaning is about getting rid of stuff! All you're doing is bringing more junk and it's driving me crazy!
    Gil: But what about something that cleans more than it clutters?
    Marge: Like a Roomba?
    Gil: But writ large! For just a few donuts, I can offer you a professional Street Cleaner!

    Offer Accepted
    Gil: You're really cleaning up! Just like Gil!
    Gil: No backsies!

    Offer Declined
    Gil: Looks like ol' Gil won't be bringing anything to the hobo potluck this year.
    Gil: Not that I can ever compete with Toothless Joe's gummed potatoes...

    Wave 3 Gil Deal

    After the user logs in on April 17th:

    Gil: Wow! Everyone's finding great stuff at my "yard" sale. If I get enough cash, I can finally get that yard I've always wanted and drop those quotation marks.
    Wiggum: Great stuff, Gil! Normally I hate shopping but this couch I just bought is perfect!
    Wiggum: It looks like the one I just threw out.
    Wiggum: It even has a butt groove that fits my butt like a morbidly obese glove.
    Wiggum: You don' also have a police gun for sale do you? I mistakenly threw that out as well.

    Offer Accepted
    Gil: That's how to celebrate Spring Cleaning in Springfield!
    Gil: By adding more stuff to it!
    Offer Declined
    Gil: C'mon! Give ol' Gil a chance. It's my Buy Two Get Both sale!

    Moe's House Placed

    Auto starts

    Moe: Aw, the judge sent me a restraining order against peeping on people in bushes. And that was my favorite job!
    Moe: Guess it's time for a new hobby. What do disgusting loners like me enjoy?
    Moe: Of course, writing poetry! All I need is a dark pit to do it in. And maybe a skull with a candle in it.

    New Job for Moe: Write Epic Poetry (16h)

    Black Moe'ld!

    Moe starts

    Moe: What's this my house is sitting on? It looks like an ancient burial site.
    Moe: That's probably why I've had such bad luck with the ladies! Plus my face and personality.
    Moe: Stupid cursed graves! Time to bring in ghosts' natural predator: TNT!

    Task: Make Moe Dig Out a Basement
    Time: 8h
    Location: Moe's House

    Explosion: KABOOM!
    Moe: Whoa! I've struck gold! Liquid brown, lumpy gold! I'm filthy rich!
    The Rich Texan: No, just filthy. That ain't oil, son -- you hit a sewage line.
    Moe: I know. And now I can make jenkem!
    Otto: Alright! I've been hankem for some jenkem!

    Nature Bundle and Springfield Greenhouse Purchased

    Auto starts

    System Message: Congratulations on purchasing the Nature Bundle! Its contents have been added to your inventory.

    Lisa: Wow, a greenhouse! Finally after three years of non-stop urban sprawl, someone has come to their senses.
    Blue Haired Lawyer: Indeed, Electronic Arts HAS come to their senses and finally taken advantage of the tax write-off for “green-friendly” games.
    Homer: Ewwwww! What the heck? This donut tastes like crap!
    Blue Haired Lawyer: Also the frosting on all Tapped Out donuts will now be made from ethanol.

    Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 1

    Apu starts

    Sanjay: Clean the Squishee machine...clean the sponge-brush used to clean the Squishee machine...clean the cleaning solution used to clean the sponge-brush used to clean the Squishee machine...
    Sanjay: This job is more boring than watching plants grow!
    Apu: Well then why don't you go get a job watching plants grow?
    Sanjay: I think I will!

    Task: Reach Level 39 and Build Sanjay's House
    Task: Make Sanjay Apply for a Security Guard Job at the Greenhouse
    Time: 30m
    Location: Springfield Greenhouse

    Sanjay: Look at those plants grow! This is even better than I ever imagined!
    Sanjay: I wonder what kind of plants these are.
    Otto: Dude, it's 2016 and someone builds a greenhouse?
    Sanjay: Oh.

    Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 2

    Lisa starts

    Lisa: Ahhhhhhh, I just love breathing in this plant-cleaned, natural air. It makes me feel so refreshed...and so healthy...
    Lisa: And so mellow...
    Lisa: And so hungry...
    Lisa: And it also makes me think Phish isn't actually terrible.

    Task: Make Lisa Buy Phish Tickets
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House

    On job start:
    Marge: There's WHAT in this greenhouse?! This has to be stopped!
    Marge: My daughter is a perfect example of its dangers. It's a gateway drug!
    Sanjay: A gateway to even worse drugs?
    Marge: No, a gateway to even worse bands like Furthur and Disco Biscuits!

    New Job for Willie: Work With Fierce Diligence (6h)

    Greenhouse Asylum Pt. 3

    Lisa starts

    Lisa: Boycott the greenhouse!
    Sanjay: Why are you protesting the greenhouse? You love it.
    Lisa: We had the opportunity to educate the townspeople about environmentalism, but they only care about one kind of plant.
    Otto: That's not true!
    Otto: We like several different strains.
    Lisa: Ugh!

    Task: Make Lisa Boycott the Greenhouse
    Time: 2h
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Make Sanjay Go Back to Work at Kwik-E-Mart
    Time: 2h
    Location: Kwik-E-Mart
    If the user has Otto: Task: Make Otto Complain Online That We Didn't Mention Papadosio
    Time: 2h
    Location: Java Server

    Blue Haired Lawyer: There's no need for boycotts. I'm sure we can settle this peacefully.
    Lisa: Fat chance! I never stand down from my--
    Blue Haired Lawyer: What if we gave you a free topiary?
    Lisa: You've got my attention.
    Reward: Santa's Little Helper Topiary


    Street Cleaner Purchased

    Auto starts

    Gil: You're gonna love this thing so much, you might as well shred the warranty. You know what – I'll take care of that for you.