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Summer Games 2020: Walkthrough
200th update!
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System Message: Today marks the 200th update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out! For this momentous occasion, the Truck Truck Truck is now available for free!
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Quest reward: 30 Donuts
Summer Fun & Games
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Quimby: Aw, I’m missing my favorite summer activities: the rallies, the ribbon cuttings, the close distance affairs...
Miss Springfield: At least we have summer sports to look forward to.
Kent Brockman: And this just in, the 2020 International Summer Games have been canceled due to health concerns.
Kent Brockman: In other news, I will continue to broadcast from my closet for the foreseeable future.
Quimby: If I offer Springfield to host the Summer Games, my popularity will skyrocket!
Miss Springfield: The Summer Games, here?! But Springfield's a dump!
Quimby: A dump with four taxpayer-funded NFL stadiums.
Task: Make Quimby Bring the Summer Games to Springfield
Time: 1h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Quimby: So, er, uh, we have a bunch of stadiums — just no parking structures, concessions, public transportation, or space to house the world's countries.
Summer Games Chairman: If we made it work in Athens, we can make it work anywhere.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 1
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Quimby: See? Springfield's not so bad...
Summer Games Chairman: This city couldn't host a bar mitzvah, let alone an international sporting event!
Quimby: Oh, it's just a little messy...
Summer Games Chairman: These streets are littered with stray cats and Mardi Gras beads!
Crazy Cat Lady: My cats!
Mrs. Muntz: My beads!
Summer Games Chairman: You — Sea Captain Guy! Shanghai a crew of sailors and scrub Springfield from port to starboard.
Sea Captain: Arr, I was about to sail away and ride out the end times...but, sure.
Summer Games Chairman: And you — Comic Book Guy! Gather your nerds and restore Springfield to "mint condition".
Comic Book Guy: Nerds assemble!
Comic Book Guy: Well, don't get too close.
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
Task: Make Homer Lounge While Others Clean
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Scrub and Polish Streets
Time: 4h
Location: Businesses, Shops, Homes or Brown House
Task: Make Children Wash Windows
Time: 4h
Location: Businesses, Shops, Homes or Brown House
Summer Games Chairman: Pretty clean, but there's something missing that all international sporting events require...a country's worth of small children dancing in unison.
Summer Games Chairman: *pointing* You kids — dance!
Milhouse: Okay! But which dance?
Martin: Since school went online, we've all learned like three hundred TikTok dances!
Summer Games Chairman: Hmm, show me a "Renegade" and then transition to a "Savage".
Dancing Children: *TikTok dancing noises*
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 2
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Kent Brockman: It seems as if the International Summer Games will be missing the "international" as every world government is declining to come to Springfield.
Sakatumi: Springfield? Hard pass.
Mexican Duffman: ¡Ay! ¡No!
Cayman Island Banker: Our health experts are keen on us maintaining our longstanding policy of "Springfield-Distancing".
Summer Games Chairman: The moment you secure housing for the fencing teams, they pull the rug out from under you.
Summer Games Chairman: Well, it's been real, Springfield.
Quimby: Wait, we don't need the rest of the world! America always wins the Summer Games anyway. We'll make it USA versus USA!
Homer: U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quimby: We'll be the host city of the most patriotic sporting competition ever! Well, at least the most patriotic for us.
Disguised Smug N: Not so fast, Freedom Fries! Litovia is here to compete!
Disguised Smug J: Litovia 'til I die!
Summer Games Chairman: Litovia's not a country. Do you even have a constitution?
Disguised Smug N: Article one: punch people who ask questions. *punches Chairman*
Summer Games Chairman: I commend your spirit. You can compete.
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
Task: Make Homer Rally Springfielders Against Litovians
Time: 6h
Location: Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Volunteer to Compete in Games
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House
Moe: I'm in! The U-S of A ain’t rolling over for a bunch of...what are youse? Europeans?
Disguised Smug J: Aren’t we all? *coughs* I mean, we're Litovians and we're going to destroy you like the third-rate country you so desperately want to become!
Moe: America may not be the superpower the world turns to anymore, but in terms of sports...
Barney: Remember the Titans!
Lenny: We are Marshall!
Carl: Miracle on Ice!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 3
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Summer Games Chairman: It's been a challenge coming up with events that allow the competitors to stay a safe distance apart.
Quimby: It doesn't matter what the events are, as long as we beat those pesky Litovians.
Summer Games Chairman: Well, so far the Litovians have the edge in singles tennis, timed-solitaire, and lawn darts.
Ralph: I'm a statistic!
Quimby: Our All-Springfield American team isn't winning???
Summer Games Chairman: Well, last place is still the silver trophy.
Quimby: We need to figure out what things only Springfielders are better at.
Summer Games Chairman: Pre-existing conditions?
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
Task: Make Homer Beat Litovians in Sports Mascot Dance Off
Time: 4h
Location: Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Lose to Litovians in Bowling
Time: 4h
Location: Bowlarama, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum or Brown House
Task: Make Flanders Beat Litovians in Horseshoes
Time: 4h
Location: Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
Quimby: Well, we were making up good ground on the Litovians until Barney lost in the bowling finals.
Homer: But Barney throws strikes for breakfast!
Barney: Those Litovians put crème de menthe in my bowling bag. Who told them mint-flavored alcohol is my kryptonite?
Disguised Smug J: Another great victory for Litovia. So Lit!
Homer: By Abraham Lincoln's Lincoln Logs, I will destroy these Litovians!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 4
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Kent Brockman: We are now in the final stretch of the games: cornhole, Dance Dance Revolution, and lotto scratchers.
Summer Games Chairman: The whole world is watching — it was either this or sitting through that Michael Jordan "documentary" for the 4th time.
Quimby: We Springfielders have to be like Mike and destroy the Litovians like he destroyed Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, some guy named Clyde, Isiah Thomas, and that poisoned pizza.
Summer Games Chairman: I don't know, these Litovians are tough competitors. They keep bullying all the refs.
Summer Games Chairman: My best one quit after they gave him a "swirly".
Lisa: Hmm, swirlies... I’m going to look into these so-called Litovians. Something's off about them…
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
Task: Make Lisa Investigate the Litovians
Time: 4h
Location: Businesses or Brown House
Task: Make Moe Beat the Litovians in Rock, Paper, Scissors
Time: 2h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Beat the Litovians at Cornhole
Time: 2h
Location: Cletus's Farm, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Beat the Litovians in Lotto Scratchers
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart, Moe's Tavern, Town Hall or Brown House
Homer: Woohoo! I cornholed the Litovians!
Moe: Scissors as a first move? Stupid Litovians. Rock is the American way!
Carl: *holding lotto ticket* I get to keep the million dollars! I'm moving back to Iceland!
Homer: U-S-A! U-S-A!
Carl: ICE-LAND! ICE-LAND!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 5
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Kent Brockman: It all comes down to this, sports fans! The gold trophy count between Litovia and the USA is tied at fifteen apiece...
Kent Brockman: The final event of Springfield-Rules Tetherball will separate glorious gold from sorrowful silver!
Homer: Okay boy, you're representing us on the world stage. Don't lose and make America look any dumber.
Bart: Relax! I got this. No way these weirdo Litovians know "Springfield Rules".
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Lose to the Litovians at Tetherball
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Watch Bart Lose at Tetherball
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
Homer: NOOOOO! Bart! How could you lose?!
Bart: That was illegal! You double-hit!
Disguised Smug J: "Double-hits" are allowed if following a "triple-half-spinny".
Bart: You know about triple-half-spinnies? That's impossible! Who taught you "Springfield Rules"?!
Lisa: No one taught them! They're Springfielders! That’s Jimbo — and that one is Nelson!
Homer: The bullies moved to Litovia?
Summer Games Chairman: There's no such thing as Litovia. It's made up! The integrity of this two-country international competition is ruined!
Homer: You Litovians betrayed our country? And for what? Glory? Cheap trophies? Your own Wikipedia page?
Nelson: It was a political protest. America sucks!
Jimbo: Yeah, Americans used to be LIT! Now we just sit around day-trading on Robinhood.
Summer Games Chairman: True...however, since the Litovian team is not actually from the made-up place of Litovia...they are disqualified! The United States wins!
Nelson: You're getting a swirly! *flushes toilet*
Summer Games Chairman: This place IS worse than Athens!
Quimby: I declare this the end of the International Summer Games! Our Eternal Tire Fire Flame can now be extinguished!
Homer: U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Game But Not Forgotten
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Quimby: Well, the Summer Games turned out to be a rousing success!
Summer Games Chairman: Maybe for you. I can't wait to leave this vile place.
Quimby: Er-uh…that’s not how things work around here. Once you’re unlocked you’re here forever.
Summer Games Chairman: Well, at least give me a job — a role in your administration as a reward for making the Games a success.
Quimby: Oh don't worry, I have the perfect job for you.
Task: Make Homer Celebrate
Time: 2h
Location: Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House
Summer Games Chairman: Become your city street sweeper?
Quimby: Times are tough, and you really did a good job cleaning this place up.
Summer Games Chairman: Well, try cleaning this up! Here's your bill for hosting the games.
Quimby: That's a lot of zeroes! Reopen the airport — I've got to get out of here!
Sea Captain: You can sail away from the apocalypse with me. Also, debts can't be collected on international waters.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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System Message: Today marks the 200th update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out! For this momentous occasion, the Truck Truck Truck is now available for free!
System Message: Need a place to put that Truck Truck Truck? How about this free Parking Lot Lot Lot?
System Message: Still not enough? Fine, take these 30 free donuts!
Quest reward: 30 Donuts
Summer Fun & Games
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Quimby: Aw, I’m missing my favorite summer activities: the rallies, the ribbon cuttings, the close distance affairs...
Miss Springfield: At least we have summer sports to look forward to.
Kent Brockman: And this just in, the 2020 International Summer Games have been canceled due to health concerns.
Kent Brockman: In other news, I will continue to broadcast from my closet for the foreseeable future.
Quimby: If I offer Springfield to host the Summer Games, my popularity will skyrocket!
Miss Springfield: The Summer Games, here?! But Springfield's a dump!
Quimby: A dump with four taxpayer-funded NFL stadiums.
Task: Make Quimby Bring the Summer Games to Springfield
Time: 1h
Location: Town Hall or Brown House
Quimby: So, er, uh, we have a bunch of stadiums — just no parking structures, concessions, public transportation, or space to house the world's countries.
Summer Games Chairman: If we made it work in Athens, we can make it work anywhere.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 1
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Quimby: See? Springfield's not so bad...
Summer Games Chairman: This city couldn't host a bar mitzvah, let alone an international sporting event!
Quimby: Oh, it's just a little messy...
Summer Games Chairman: These streets are littered with stray cats and Mardi Gras beads!
Crazy Cat Lady: My cats!
Mrs. Muntz: My beads!
Summer Games Chairman: You — Sea Captain Guy! Shanghai a crew of sailors and scrub Springfield from port to starboard.
Sea Captain: Arr, I was about to sail away and ride out the end times...but, sure.
Summer Games Chairman: And you — Comic Book Guy! Gather your nerds and restore Springfield to "mint condition".
Comic Book Guy: Nerds assemble!
Comic Book Guy: Well, don't get too close.
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
Task: Make Homer Lounge While Others Clean
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Scrub and Polish Streets
Time: 4h
Location: Businesses, Shops, Homes or Brown House
Task: Make Children Wash Windows
Time: 4h
Location: Businesses, Shops, Homes or Brown House
Summer Games Chairman: Pretty clean, but there's something missing that all international sporting events require...a country's worth of small children dancing in unison.
Summer Games Chairman: *pointing* You kids — dance!
Milhouse: Okay! But which dance?
Martin: Since school went online, we've all learned like three hundred TikTok dances!
Summer Games Chairman: Hmm, show me a "Renegade" and then transition to a "Savage".
Dancing Children: *TikTok dancing noises*
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 2
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Kent Brockman: It seems as if the International Summer Games will be missing the "international" as every world government is declining to come to Springfield.
Sakatumi: Springfield? Hard pass.
Mexican Duffman: ¡Ay! ¡No!
Cayman Island Banker: Our health experts are keen on us maintaining our longstanding policy of "Springfield-Distancing".
Summer Games Chairman: The moment you secure housing for the fencing teams, they pull the rug out from under you.
Summer Games Chairman: Well, it's been real, Springfield.
Quimby: Wait, we don't need the rest of the world! America always wins the Summer Games anyway. We'll make it USA versus USA!
Homer: U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quimby: We'll be the host city of the most patriotic sporting competition ever! Well, at least the most patriotic for us.
Disguised Smug N: Not so fast, Freedom Fries! Litovia is here to compete!
Disguised Smug J: Litovia 'til I die!
Summer Games Chairman: Litovia's not a country. Do you even have a constitution?
Disguised Smug N: Article one: punch people who ask questions. *punches Chairman*
Summer Games Chairman: I commend your spirit. You can compete.
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
Task: Make Homer Rally Springfielders Against Litovians
Time: 6h
Location: Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House
Task: Make Springfielders Volunteer to Compete in Games
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House
Moe: I'm in! The U-S of A ain’t rolling over for a bunch of...what are youse? Europeans?
Disguised Smug J: Aren’t we all? *coughs* I mean, we're Litovians and we're going to destroy you like the third-rate country you so desperately want to become!
Moe: America may not be the superpower the world turns to anymore, but in terms of sports...
Barney: Remember the Titans!
Lenny: We are Marshall!
Carl: Miracle on Ice!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 3
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Summer Games Chairman: It's been a challenge coming up with events that allow the competitors to stay a safe distance apart.
Quimby: It doesn't matter what the events are, as long as we beat those pesky Litovians.
Summer Games Chairman: Well, so far the Litovians have the edge in singles tennis, timed-solitaire, and lawn darts.
Ralph: I'm a statistic!
Quimby: Our All-Springfield American team isn't winning???
Summer Games Chairman: Well, last place is still the silver trophy.
Quimby: We need to figure out what things only Springfielders are better at.
Summer Games Chairman: Pre-existing conditions?
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
Task: Make Homer Beat Litovians in Sports Mascot Dance Off
Time: 4h
Location: Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Lose to Litovians in Bowling
Time: 4h
Location: Bowlarama, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum or Brown House
Task: Make Flanders Beat Litovians in Horseshoes
Time: 4h
Location: Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
Quimby: Well, we were making up good ground on the Litovians until Barney lost in the bowling finals.
Homer: But Barney throws strikes for breakfast!
Barney: Those Litovians put crème de menthe in my bowling bag. Who told them mint-flavored alcohol is my kryptonite?
Disguised Smug J: Another great victory for Litovia. So Lit!
Homer: By Abraham Lincoln's Lincoln Logs, I will destroy these Litovians!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 4
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Kent Brockman: We are now in the final stretch of the games: cornhole, Dance Dance Revolution, and lotto scratchers.
Summer Games Chairman: The whole world is watching — it was either this or sitting through that Michael Jordan "documentary" for the 4th time.
Quimby: We Springfielders have to be like Mike and destroy the Litovians like he destroyed Karl Malone, Charles Barkley, some guy named Clyde, Isiah Thomas, and that poisoned pizza.
Summer Games Chairman: I don't know, these Litovians are tough competitors. They keep bullying all the refs.
Summer Games Chairman: My best one quit after they gave him a "swirly".
Lisa: Hmm, swirlies... I’m going to look into these so-called Litovians. Something's off about them…
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
Task: Make Lisa Investigate the Litovians
Time: 4h
Location: Businesses or Brown House
Task: Make Moe Beat the Litovians in Rock, Paper, Scissors
Time: 2h
Location: Moe's Tavern or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Beat the Litovians at Cornhole
Time: 2h
Location: Cletus's Farm, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Beat the Litovians in Lotto Scratchers
Time: 1h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart, Moe's Tavern, Town Hall or Brown House
Homer: Woohoo! I cornholed the Litovians!
Moe: Scissors as a first move? Stupid Litovians. Rock is the American way!
Carl: *holding lotto ticket* I get to keep the million dollars! I'm moving back to Iceland!
Homer: U-S-A! U-S-A!
Carl: ICE-LAND! ICE-LAND!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Summer Sportin’, Had Me a Blast Pt. 5
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Kent Brockman: It all comes down to this, sports fans! The gold trophy count between Litovia and the USA is tied at fifteen apiece...
Kent Brockman: The final event of Springfield-Rules Tetherball will separate glorious gold from sorrowful silver!
Homer: Okay boy, you're representing us on the world stage. Don't lose and make America look any dumber.
Bart: Relax! I got this. No way these weirdo Litovians know "Springfield Rules".
Task: Collect Cheap Trophies
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Lose to the Litovians at Tetherball
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
Task: Make Homer Watch Bart Lose at Tetherball
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary, Duff Center Arena, Springfield Coliseum, Town Hall or Brown House
Homer: NOOOOO! Bart! How could you lose?!
Bart: That was illegal! You double-hit!
Disguised Smug J: "Double-hits" are allowed if following a "triple-half-spinny".
Bart: You know about triple-half-spinnies? That's impossible! Who taught you "Springfield Rules"?!
Lisa: No one taught them! They're Springfielders! That’s Jimbo — and that one is Nelson!
Homer: The bullies moved to Litovia?
Summer Games Chairman: There's no such thing as Litovia. It's made up! The integrity of this two-country international competition is ruined!
Homer: You Litovians betrayed our country? And for what? Glory? Cheap trophies? Your own Wikipedia page?
Nelson: It was a political protest. America sucks!
Jimbo: Yeah, Americans used to be LIT! Now we just sit around day-trading on Robinhood.
Summer Games Chairman: True...however, since the Litovian team is not actually from the made-up place of Litovia...they are disqualified! The United States wins!
Nelson: You're getting a swirly! *flushes toilet*
Summer Games Chairman: This place IS worse than Athens!
Quimby: I declare this the end of the International Summer Games! Our Eternal Tire Fire Flame can now be extinguished!
Homer: U-S-A! U-S-A!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Game But Not Forgotten
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Quimby: Well, the Summer Games turned out to be a rousing success!
Summer Games Chairman: Maybe for you. I can't wait to leave this vile place.
Quimby: Er-uh…that’s not how things work around here. Once you’re unlocked you’re here forever.
Summer Games Chairman: Well, at least give me a job — a role in your administration as a reward for making the Games a success.
Quimby: Oh don't worry, I have the perfect job for you.
Task: Make Homer Celebrate
Time: 2h
Location: Town Hall, Simpson House or Brown House
Summer Games Chairman: Become your city street sweeper?
Quimby: Times are tough, and you really did a good job cleaning this place up.
Summer Games Chairman: Well, try cleaning this up! Here's your bill for hosting the games.
Quimby: That's a lot of zeroes! Reopen the airport — I've got to get out of here!
Sea Captain: You can sail away from the apocalypse with me. Also, debts can't be collected on international waters.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP