tapped out glitch song

johncolombo wrote:
Sung to the tune of "Downtown"


when you're online and you are craving a glitch
you can always play Tapped out
When you got morphing condos and a monorail
EA won't help, I Know, Tapped out.

Just Listen to the advice given freely on the forum
Linger in the glitch thread where the gifs are pretty silly
Which currency to choose?

Akira's tasks are much lighter now
you can forget all your bonsai and go tap your chairs

So play tapped out
Things will be great with an update
Tapped out
Update didn't help for sure
Bart screen
Everything's glitching on you.

Don't hang around and let your possums surround you
Theres garbage to collect Squidport
Maybe you know some little places to go to
Where theyre never tired of tapped out

Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle moderator
You'll be tapping with 'em too before the event is over
Happy again
The totals are much higher there
you can forget all your bonsai and go tap your chairs

So play tapped out
Things will be great with an update
Tapped out
Update didn't help for sure
Bart screen
Everything's glitching on you.

Tapped out
Tapped out

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you and needs a gentle hand to
Guide them along
So maybe I'll see you there
We can forget all our troubles, forget all our stats

So go on the Forum
Things will be great when you're online
Don't wait a minute more, tapped out
Neighbours are waiting for you, online

Tapped out (tapped out)
Tapped out (tapped out)
Tapped out (tapped out)
Tapped out (tapped out)


Needs some work, feel free to edit :)