To the Neighbor of (Insert Username)

BUMPing this thread to the front page. Events are always littered with personal-message threads, and an omnigatherum always made more sense to me. If other players don't continue to bump this thread froward (and, yes, I'm brandishing my battle axe at you), I'll be forced to bump this thread every day going forward. Please don't make me put actual effort into this game!

@Direwolf: Thanks for the thread, and...Ouch!

@Neuroheart: Please don't worry about visits, and Get Better!

@JohnColumbo: Who could possibly be mad at Matt Smith...er, I mean, John Columbo?!