TSTO Photo Challenge 3

RSommons wrote:
Picture Challenge 3: Gather all ye sinners.
Springfield has it's share of vice and sins. Perhaps that is why nearly 30% of all Springfieldians spend time at worship or the church. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find these characters and send them on their (seemingly) pious tasks. At the completion of these tasks: snap one picture the many "Thumbs Up."

POINTS
Leader bonuses:
15 pts - to first photo poster
10 pts - to second photo poster
5 pts - to each that follows

Worship Related "Thumbs Up"
10 pts - each

BONUS
5 pts - for each visible sin or vice going on outside the church (be creative)*
NOTE: "Thumbs Up" NOT necessary for bonus point credit.
EXAMPLES: Snake at a crime scene, public drunkenness, etc.
10 pts - something creative to the theme (limit ONE BONUS per picture poster)
IDEAS: thematic decor, plausible rationale of a borderline sin / vice*

*Judges decision will be final on any explanation(s) put forward.

Again, there may be unforeseen complications with this contest, those concerns will be addressed along the way.

Contest ends: 6am EST 02/15/2013

Wait too many notes, too many caveats, cannot figure this all out. Can I be a judge this time? I done do promise to be fair and partial to whatever you says.

peruhomer wrote:

peruhomer wrote:

mdfriend wrote:

Edit, well. Wanted to edit ice return, but the closest I can figure is nice return, which makes little sense, so hell leave it as ice

We can experiment with ice. I'm game if you are :wink:

I recognise that in a couple of my previous comments I may have come across a little gay.

I want you all to know that, well, I'm ok with that :D

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/eating_approval.gif

So, I'm not 100% sure what I'm suppose to be doing it, so I'm gonna wing it. I didn't have time to get an excellent screen showing all tasks due to deadline and school and stuff, so I snapped a couple, then picked the best. I'm listing all tasks but if some can't be verified due to shotty screenshotmanship, I understand.



Duff Man - Party Down at Church (just plain wrong to pelvic thrust in front of a church)
Nelson - Shoot BBs at car to take out his aggression (wrath)
Snake - Rob Kwik-E-Mart (Greed)
Apu - Pray to Ganesh (idolatry)
Mr. Plow - Eat key to city (gluttony)
Shauna - Send flirts on Springface or whatever it is (lust)
Dr. Hibbert - sacrifice his principles (sloth, maybe)
Comic book guy - Cosplay (envy - wants to be someone else)
Quinby - Embezzle money (greed)
Krusty - Inflate important (pride)
Barney - Go on a binge (gluttony)
Hank - test famethrower
Moe - smuggle endangered species (greed/stealing/smuggling)
Edna - smoking (gluttony)
Smithers - drunken wreck (gluttony)
Burns - hide nuclear waste (greed)
Grandpa - napping (sloth)
Bumblebee man - I'm going with stealing honey :P (greed)
Bart - skipping school (sloth)
Martin - try to be cool (pride)
Dr. Nick - Street pharmacy (drug dealing/greed)
Ned - power walking (vanity aka pride)
Otto - sleeping it off (sloth)
Ken Brockman - Relaxing with alcohol (gluttony/sloth)
Cletus - Digging through garbage (greed)
Sideshow Mel - juggling to gain money (greed)

Hope I got everyone. I didn't list Moleman intentionally because I didn't think I'd get points for him. Otherwise, anyone I may have missed was unintentional.

Lisa and Barney seem a little close.

And Kent is watching.



On a related note, what sick sob at EA thought someone would use an alternate placement for Lisa? The obvious location results in Barney's head in her lap.

Thanks, Doh

Doh_Inc wrote:
So, I'm not 100% sure what I'm suppose to be doing it, so I'm gonna wing it. I didn't have time to get an excellent screen showing all tasks due to deadline and school and stuff, so I snapped a couple, then picked the best. I'm listing all tasks but if some can't be verified due to shotty screenshotmanship, I understand.

Hope I got everyone. I didn't list Moleman intentionally because I didn't think I'd get points for him. Otherwise, anyone I may have missed was unintentional.

5 - Duff Man - Party Down at Church (just plain wrong to pelvic thrust in front of a church) 10pts if you had the thumbs up
5 - Nelson - Shoot BBs at car to take out his aggression (wrath)
5 - Snake - Rob Kwik-E-Mart (Greed)
10 - Apu - Pray to Ganesh (idolatry) This one of what the contest is looking for, thumbs up after worship related task.
5 -Mr. Plow - Eat key to city (gluttony)
5 - Shauna - Send flirts on Springface or whatever it is (lust)
5 - Dr. Hibbert - sacrifice his principles (sloth, maybe)
? - Comic book guy - Cosplay (envy - wants to be someone else)
5 - Quinby - Embezzle money (greed)
5 - Krusty - Inflate important (pride)
5 - Barney - Go on a binge (gluttony)
5 - Hank - test famethrower should have said rage, or wrath
5 - Moe - smuggle endangered species (greed/stealing/smuggling)
5 - Edna - smoking (gluttony)
5 - Smithers - drunken wreck (gluttony)
5 - Burns - hide nuclear waste (greed)
5 - Grandpa - napping (sloth)
0 - Bumblebee man - I'm going with stealing honey :P (greed)
5 - Bart - skipping school (sloth)
5 - Martin - try to be cool (pride)
5 - Dr. Nick - Street pharmacy (drug dealing/greed)
5 - Ned - power walking (vanity aka pride)
5 - Otto - sleeping it off (sloth)
5 - Ken Brockman - Relaxing with alcohol (gluttony/sloth)
5 - Cletus - Digging through garbage (greed)
? - Sideshow Mel - juggling to gain money (greed)

Alright. 10 pts for 2nd, 10pts for one of the ? above = Total: 140

Just as a reminder for others:
Picture Challenge 3: Gather all ye sinners.
Springfield has it's share of vice and sins. Perhaps that is why nearly 30% of all Springfieldians spend time at worship or the church. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to find these characters and send them on their (seemingly) pious tasks. At the completion of these tasks: snap one picture the many "Thumbs Up."

mdfriend wrote:
Damn you Sommons, between sleep, work, pleasuring my wife, taking care of my kid, pleasuring my wife again, sleeping again, working again, walking the dogs, work, pleasuring either myself or my wife again there is no time to fit this task in by the 15th

As a man reading this I am thinking: "Wow. That MD is one lucky SOB." Though (and I'm going out on a limb here) I'm willing to bet a woman reading this is thinking: "Wow. MD's wife sure gets a lot of foot rubs."

RSommons wrote:

mdfriend wrote:
Damn you Sommons, between sleep, work, pleasuring my wife, taking care of my kid, pleasuring my wife again, sleeping again, working again, walking the dogs, work, pleasuring either myself or my wife again there is no time to fit this task in by the 15th

As a man reading this I am thinking: "Wow. That MD is one lucky SOB." Though (and I'm going out on a limb here) I'm willing to bet a woman reading this is thinking: "Wow. MD's wife sure gets a lot of foot rubs."

Bwahaha......made my day.

dcline414 wrote:
Give me a few minutes to compile a list of all the blasphemy going on here...

Good pic DC, already up to 100pts!

5- Duff Man - Giving it to Crabapple real good. How 'bout we just stick with the blatant greed of advertising at a church? (Should have waited for the thumb).
5 - Crabapple - Smoking (couldn't even wait until Duffman finished!)
5 - Snake - Rob Kwik-E-Mart
5 - Barney - Passed out in gutter
5 - Scorpio - Testing flamethrower on Fat Tony's face
25
5 for posting
130 Total.

RSommons wrote:

dcline414 wrote:
Give me a few minutes to compile a list of all the blasphemy going on here...

Good pic DC, already up to 100pts!

What about me?

Barney has obviously been a bad man.

A_Bad_Exampl3 wrote:
What about me?

Barney has obviously been a bad man.

Indeed. 5 points for you.