The Maude in the Machine Pt. 1Maude starts
Maude: It's nice to have another ghost around the place. Finally, I can have a conversation that doesn't end with the other person running away screaming.
Mon
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: Thanks, Maude. In life, we probably wouldn't have gotten along. But in death, well... beggars can't be choosers.
Maude: That's the spirit! Oh, my first ghost pun. You really bring out my naughty side.
Mon
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: Maybe you could help me out a bit? Show me the gallows ropes, so to speak.
Maude: Of course. This will be fun. Just like rush week at the convent!
Task: Make Maude Teach Mon
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About Being a Ghost
Time: 4h
Location: Gypsy Fortune Teller Shop or Brown House
Requires: Mon
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Maude: The main thing to keep in mind is if you ever hear “Who you gonna call?” run for it.
Maude: And vacuums and dustbusters are not your friend.
Mon
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: What about Roombas?
Maude: They're fine, as long as they don't flip over.
The Maude in the Machine Pt. 2Mon
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starts
Mon
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: So Maude, do you ever regret all those Sundays you spent in church?
Maude: I don't know. Do you regret all those Sundays you spent sinning and trying to overthrow our good Christian government?
Mon
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: Hey! We ended up in the same place -- you can't act all "holier than thou."
Maude: You're right.
Maude: Unless I can find a way to still be holier than thou...
Task: Make Maude Build a Church in Heaven
Time: 24h
Location: First Church of Springfield
She-She Lounge PlacementAuto starts
Homer: You'd think all those lady lumberjacks and softball players would appreciate proper fire safety!
Solitary Sapphoholics Pt. 1Patty starts
Patty: Finally! A bar where I can drink without being bothered by men leering at me.
Patty: Because I'll be the one doing the leering.
Selma: Except you can't leer if there's no one there. There's not even a slam poet to appreciate that rhyme.
Patty: I'll just advertise on Springface, something tasteful. How many o's are there in bootylicious?
Task: Make Patty Advertise the She-She Lounge on Springface
Time: 8h
Location: Spinster City Apartments
Solitary Sapphoholics Pt. 2Patty starts
Patty: Wow – it worked! I haven't seen so many women in one spot since the cat shelter made that poorly phrased flyer.
Federal Agent: Sorry, miss, tonight we're only letting in lipstick lesbians, butches, femmes, stems, dykes, hasbians, LUGs, and pillow queens.
Patty: So when am I allowed in?
Federal Agent: Beef Jerky Wednesdays. Maybe you should try Moe's instead.
Task: Make Springfielders Party at the She-She Lounge
Time: 4h
Location: She-She Lounge
Excluded Characters: Patty, Youngsters
Task: Make Patty Drink at Moe's
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Gil OfferHomer: I hate when the Kwik-E-Mart gets shut down for health code violations. Now where can I get my hot dog with a side of tail?
Gil: Why, I couldn't help but overhear your predicament, fella. This dumpster has excellent acoustics.
Gil: If meat is what you're after, I have a German fast food restaurant that I'd love to get off my hands.
Gil: I mean sell or they'll cut off my hands. I owe some very vicious people a lot of money.
Gil: Stupid Gil! When will I learn -- only put up internal organs as collateral.
Offer declined:
Gil: No? Oh dear, some very mean people are going to be mad at me.
Gil: They'll probably make me work in one of their banana republics. Fingers crossed, they meant the store.
Offer accepted:
Gil: Wow! A sale!
Gil: I only wish my dear mother was alive. So I could rub this in her face.
Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.1Becky starts
Becky: Welcome to the Krazy Kraut, home of the Wurst Sausage! Can I take your order?
Otto: Whoa, Becky! I can't believe it's you. Wait, maybe it isn't you. What type of mushrooms were in that panini?
Becky: Otto? It's really me. I'm a fast food cashier now, but I'm working freelance. Which is business slang for no benefits.
Becky: You're not here to propose then abandon me are you? Because you already did that.
Otto: How forgetful do you think I am?... Whoa, Becky, is that you?
Task: Make Becky Work at Der Krazy Kraut
Time: 8h
Location: Der Krazy Kraut
Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.2Becky starts
Becky: Hi Marge! Homer. Kids.
Becky: I'm back in town so I just thought I'd drop by and remind you all that I still have a key to your house.
Marge: But… you don't have a shovel, right?
Becky: No, my grave digging days are over. I'm into grave robbing now.
Marge: Emily Post is a little unclear on attempted murderers. So I guess I'll invite you in for tea... but not sandwiches.
Task: Make Becky Join Marge for Tea
Time: 2h
Location: Simpson Home
Requires: Marge
On job start:
Marge: So, what have you been up to? Got a husband and kids of your own to freak out?
Becky: No husband yet. I've kinda got a kid but it turns out that legally once you sell the eggs, they aren't yours, no matter how many times you try to pick them up from soccer.
Marge: Have you considered giving Otto a second chance?
Becky: Maybe. My guru slash juice salesmen says I need to try more experiences, and more juices.
Marge: I'll let you in on a little secret that has saved my marriage hundreds of times: forgive, forget, and forge their signature.
Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.3Becky starts
Becky: Welcome to the Krazy Kraut! Home of the-- Otto? What do you want?
Otto: I thought me and you could take a break at 4:20, you know. How about it?
Becky: It's 9:15 am, Otto.
Otto: We could visit my friend MJ.
Becky: Sure, but can we get high first?
Task: Make Becky Goof Off
Time: 4h
Location: Der Krazy Kraut
Becky: This is nice, Otto. I miss hanging out.
Becky: It's been a while since I could just be myself with someone, especially since my cat became internet famous.
Otto: Whoa! Meowly Cyrus on the Internet is THAT Meowly Cyrus?
Becky: Just because she pays the rent doesn't mean I should have to use the litter box!
Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.4Marge starts
Marge: Becky, our last interaction went so well, why don't you come over for dinner tonight?
Becky: What's the catch? You're not trying to set me up or anything, are you?
Marge: Of course not! The only strings attached at this dinner will be the ones holding the roast together.
Lisa: Mom, she clearly doesn't want to be set up. Are you sure this is OK?
Marge: Lisa, don't meddle in other people's meddling.
Task: Make Becky Visit the Simpsons for Dinner
Task: Make the Simpsons Join Becky for Dinner
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
Characters: Bart, Homer, Grampa, Lisa, Maggie, Marge, Mon
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Otto: Sorry I'm late – I got distracted. Did you know you can play music with the iTunes visualizer?
Becky: Otto, what are you doing here?
Marge: Otto's here! What a surprise! Why don't you take a seat where your place card is?
Becky: I see what's going on... You're still as crazy as ever, Marge.
Becky: I don't WANT your family! I don't WANT to kill you in an unfortunate baking accident. I don't WANT to have spent years studying Hansel and Gretel for human baking tips.
Becky: And I absolutely don't WANT to be manipulated into marriage just to feed your insecurities! Bye Felicia!
Far From the Madding Kraut Pt.5Becky starts
Otto: Babe, I'm sorry. You know I can't say no to free food. I live an anti-D.A.R.E lifestyle. Just say yes!
Otto: But I'd rather be hot and heavy for you than hot for heavy metal.
Otto: Just for the chance to listen to your voice, I'd listen to ska, country, polka... even indie rock.
Becky: What about dubstep? Lately, I've been all about dropping the beat.
Otto: I've dropped a lot of stuff over the years. I can try "the beat".
Task: Make Becky Dance with Otto
Time: 4h
Location: Der Krazy Kraut
If the user owns Otto:
Requires: Otto
Valentine's Cooling Towers PlacementAuto starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, why are people snickering at our giant hearts on the cooling towers? Can't anyone get into the spirit of Valentine's Day?
Smithers: I'm afraid it's my fault, Mr. Burns. Because of my... orientation.
Mr. Burns: No sense of direction, eh? We'll just bring in some brawny mountain men to teach you.
Smithers: *gulp* As enticing as that sounds, I mean I'm... not quite straight.
Mr. Burns: Can't have a crooked employee on my watch! We'll get a few muscled male masseuses to straighten you out.
Smithers: *double gulp*
