Whacking Day 2016 ***WALKTHROUGH***
Notes: Every tapped snake gives you 10 Wild West Event Currency! Tapping Snake Speakers attracts the snakes to them!
The Whack is Back Pt. 1
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Homer: ...Whack...
Homer: ...ing...
Homer: ...day...
Homer: Whack...ing...Day...
Homer: Whacking Day!
Homer: Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day!!!
Homer: LISA!!!! Do you know what day is almost here?! I'll give you a hint: it involves whacking, and it's a day.
Lisa: Jeez, let me guess...
Lisa: Can we just skip our beloved family snake-bludgeoning festival this year? Look around! It's Western times!
Lisa: Let's just focus on the current theme! Can't we lay off the animals, and just focus on gunning down our fellow human beings?
Homer: Not this year, Lisa! You tricked me out of Whacking Day for the last two years in a row.
Homer: Besides, I'm tired of battling humans in the streets. Humans are smart! Cold-brained reptiles are much easier to hunt!
Lisa: Fine. But no snake-whacking! We're going to do this thing my way!
Task: Pat 5 Snakes to Sleep
System Message: Stock up on traditional Whacking Day goodies before it's too late!
The Whack is Back Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Lisa, if we just PAT the snakes, they'll lose respect for us. And respect for humans is probably very important in snake culture. Can't I whack just one?
Lisa: Can you just smack them around a little? That might not be too bad.
Homer: Well, it's not as good as murder. Any idiot could see that. But I suppose it's better than just leaving the snakes alone. Which would be AWFUL.
Task: Slap 5 Snakes Down
The Whack is Back Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: Dad, the snakes look miserable. Can't we just leave them alone?
Homer: If you take getting whacked away from the snakes, they've got nothing. Everything you're saying is incredibly selfish and inhumane.
Lisa: ...
Homer: Ugh, fine, I'll stop. And I was just about to double whack a big one!
Homer: His head's a little bumpy, but we'll just put a hat on him and he's good as new!
Reward: Western Snake
Homer Live
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Homer: You know what the best kind of comedy is? Improv!
Lisa: Last week you said improv was the worst kind of comedy.
Homer: Oh, it is. The jokes are terrible. But you laugh like crazy at them anyway... which is what makes it the best kind of comedy.
Lisa: So bad jokes that people come up with on the spot are actually good jokes?
Homer: Exactly!
Lisa: Can you imagine if someone actually did improv with good jokes?
Homer: No Lisa, I can't.
System Message: Watch Homer, LIVE for the first time ever, as he improvs to your Tweets on The Simpsons this Sunday, 8/7 central on FOX!
The Whack is Back Pt. 1
Auto starts
Homer: ...Whack...
Homer: ...ing...
Homer: ...day...
Homer: Whack...ing...Day...
Homer: Whacking Day!
Homer: Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day-Whacking-Day!!!
Homer: LISA!!!! Do you know what day is almost here?! I'll give you a hint: it involves whacking, and it's a day.
Lisa: Jeez, let me guess...
Lisa: Can we just skip our beloved family snake-bludgeoning festival this year? Look around! It's Western times!
Lisa: Let's just focus on the current theme! Can't we lay off the animals, and just focus on gunning down our fellow human beings?
Homer: Not this year, Lisa! You tricked me out of Whacking Day for the last two years in a row.
Homer: Besides, I'm tired of battling humans in the streets. Humans are smart! Cold-brained reptiles are much easier to hunt!
Lisa: Fine. But no snake-whacking! We're going to do this thing my way!
Task: Pat 5 Snakes to Sleep
System Message: Stock up on traditional Whacking Day goodies before it's too late!
The Whack is Back Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Lisa, if we just PAT the snakes, they'll lose respect for us. And respect for humans is probably very important in snake culture. Can't I whack just one?
Lisa: Can you just smack them around a little? That might not be too bad.
Homer: Well, it's not as good as murder. Any idiot could see that. But I suppose it's better than just leaving the snakes alone. Which would be AWFUL.
Task: Slap 5 Snakes Down
The Whack is Back Pt. 3
Lisa starts
Lisa: Dad, the snakes look miserable. Can't we just leave them alone?
Homer: If you take getting whacked away from the snakes, they've got nothing. Everything you're saying is incredibly selfish and inhumane.
Lisa: ...
Homer: Ugh, fine, I'll stop. And I was just about to double whack a big one!
Homer: His head's a little bumpy, but we'll just put a hat on him and he's good as new!
Reward: Western Snake
Homer Live
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Homer: You know what the best kind of comedy is? Improv!
Lisa: Last week you said improv was the worst kind of comedy.
Homer: Oh, it is. The jokes are terrible. But you laugh like crazy at them anyway... which is what makes it the best kind of comedy.
Lisa: So bad jokes that people come up with on the spot are actually good jokes?
Homer: Exactly!
Lisa: Can you imagine if someone actually did improv with good jokes?
Homer: No Lisa, I can't.
System Message: Watch Homer, LIVE for the first time ever, as he improvs to your Tweets on The Simpsons this Sunday, 8/7 central on FOX!
