VALENTINE'S DAY 2016 ***WALKTHROUGH*** FINAL HOURS!!!
Valentine's Forgotten Favors
After reaching Level 9
Homer starts
Homer: What's that you're making, sweetie? A heart-shaped card? A box of chocolates?!
Homer: Oh no!!!
Lisa: Dad, did you forget Valentine's Day again?
Homer: Stupid February. Why can't you be cool, like March? I never get yelled at for forgetting Purim.
Task: Make Homer "Purchase" Valentine's Gifts
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
After tapping on Do It:
Bart: Homer, you've got four days*.
Homer: That's nowhere near enough time for all the stuff I wasn't planning to do!
*: February 10: four days - February 11: three days - February 12: two days - February 13: another day - February 14-17: the two messages won't appear.
On job end:
Lisa: Dad, you stole our presents for Mom?!
Homer: Lisa, this is serious. Love isn't some game – love is about scoring points to earn meaningless rewards.
Homer: Plus, you've owed me a favor for a long time for creating you. I'm finally calling it in.
Bart: Let's see what Mom has to say about it.
Homer: You can't tell your mother! It would break her heart, and Valentine's Day is all about making your parents happy.
Marge: Homer, your dad's on the phone. He says he'd love for you to visit soon.
Homer: Pfft, I'll pay attention to him when they invent a Father's Day.
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 1
Auto starts
Grampa: Who needs a good-for-nothing son to have a good-for-something time? Jasper, remember the Coconut Babaloo?
Jasper: Sure do. Best hemorrhoid cream in all of Springfield.
Grampa: It was a nightclub.
Jasper: Sure was. Best nightclub in all of Springfield.
Grampa: Until they closed it down for no good reason... after all those unsolved stabbings.
Old Jewish Man: Ah, I remember it well. The wail of the jazz band, the jangle of the roulette wheel, the screams from the back alley.
Grampa: We could have that again!
Molloy: I'm afraid my stabbing days are behind me. Oh, you meant the nightclub.
System Message: Recruit Molloy to earn double Valentine's rewards!
Task: Make Skinner Take Shelter From His Mother
Time: 3h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
On job started:
Bart: Principal Skinner? Normally this storm drain is where I hide from YOU!
Skinner: It's Mother. She's been reminiscing about past conquests a lot lately.
Bart: Like Grampa's war stories?
Skinner: Well there certainly were a lot of sailors involved.
System Message: Tune into this week's Simpsons to see what Springfield gets up to for Valentine's Day! Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 2
Auto starts
Grampa: The Babaloo, returned to its former glory! A nightclub of this caliber deserves a fitting opening.
Old Jewish Man: I'm happy to drop my pants and croon “The Old Gray Mare.” TV Guide once called my act “9/8pm Central.”
Ned: Not to butt in, but given the season, how about making it a Valentine's Day Grand Opening?
Jasper: That would give me a chance to show off my senior citizen-specific candy hearts!
Ned: “Don't Replace Me Like a Hip”, “Widow Me Not”? These seem awfully bleak.
Jasper: You should see the ones I cut.
Task: Make Martin Set Up the Flower Cart
Time: 3h
Location: Coconut Babaloo
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
On 1st job started:
Martin: I couldn't help but notice you were preparing for a Valentine's shindig! Might I offer my meager assistance?
Jasper: Sure thing, little eunuch boy. You can set up this cart.
Martin: Behold these bountiful bouquets of floral favors! How did you achieve such vibrant colors?
Jasper: Crushed my pills in their water. I can't feel my feet, but it was worth it.
On 2nd job started:
Agnes: Seymour, go dry the grass! You know how I feel about dew -- it's just rain too lazy to fall.
Skinner: Sometimes the way you treat me makes me want to give you a piece of my mind.
Agnes: Wah wah, why don't you write down your touchy feelings.
Skinner: I did. In this Valentine's card. Would you be my Valentine?
On job end:
System Message: Visit the Valentine's store to romance up your Springfield!
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 3
Auto starts
Grampa: At this rate, by the time we finish the Babaloo we'll be dead. Or, even worse, older.
Bart: Why not ask for help? People love caring for, visiting, and feeding carrots to the elderly. No wait, I'm thinking of petting zoos.
Molloy: Pfft, the elderly being ignored is why I turned to crime in the first place.
Bart: Hmm. If I agree to help, will you teach me how to steal things?
Molloy: Okay. But first you have to go through the long process of losing your respect for the law.
Bart: Sorry, what was that? I got distracted pouring sugar into these gas tanks.
Molloy: You're ready.
Task: Make Bart Steal Candy From Occupied Adults
Time: 3h
Location: Coconut Babaloo
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 4
Auto starts
Grampa: A beaut! Just as I remember it.
Jasper: Minus the muggers, drunk bums, and ladies of the night.
Old Jewish Man: I don't know about the first two but I don't mind standing in for the third.
Molloy: Now we just need to drum up some lovely dates. Shall we do it the old fashioned way?
Jasper: You mean tell them we're Pinkerton agents with incriminating evidence against their husbands?
Grampa: Not that old fashioned! I meant having a nice ride.
Task: Make Grampa Steal Keys From the Valets
Time: 3h
Location: Coconut Babaloo
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
Grampa: Hey, these are MY old car keys! Haven't seen the old girl in years.
Grampa: Not since gambling her away. I bet it all on red.
Grampa: Who knew the Commies were gonna lose the Cold War?
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 5
Auto starts
Grampa: The Babaloo is ready, the stars are out, and we're finally together.
Grampa: Where have you been all these years, my chrome beauty?
Starline Commander: *honk honk*
Grampa: Hong Kong? You lucky jet-setter. Tell me everything.
Task: Make Grampa Rendezvous With His Car
Time: 3h
Location: Starline Commander
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
Martin: Doesn't it warm the cockles of your heart to see senior citizens dancing the night away, awash in romance?
Homer: My cockles are ice cold, thank you.
Homer: Old people's love should be reserved for grandkids and voting in local elections.
Helen Lovejoy: Or for lying in hospital beds wired to machines, like God intended.
Lisa: Well, I think it's sweet. Love has no age requirements.
Bart: Just like this club. Whiskey and coke, please!
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 1
Grampa starts
Grampa: Dagnabbit! I was so busy joyriding down memory lane I missed the dance.
Grampa: Now everyone's either in bed with their sweetie or their ventilator.
Mona: Hi, Abe.
Grampa: Yikes! It's a g-g-g-g-girl I used to be married to!
Task: Make Mona Surprise Grampa
Time: 8h
Location: Retirement Castle
Requires: Grampa
Mona: I'm sorry if I scared you, Abe.
Grampa: You can't just show up without a warning after being dead for years. At least rattle some chains first, or show up in the back of a photo!
Mona: I left you messages in the shower steam.
Grampa: I thought those were from my male nurse! I guess he's not as into me as I thought.
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 2
Mona starts
Mona: Abe, is something wrong?
Grampa: There's something I've wanted to ask you for years.
Grampa: Do you know where my stash of underwear magazines is? I've looked everywhere.
Mona: That's what you say to your wife after all these years?
Grampa: Ex-wife. But that makes you not my wife... which is pretty attractive.
Mona: Oh, Abe. Just shut up and dance with me.
Task: Make Mona Have a Valentine's Dance
Time: 4h
Location: Coconut Babaloo
Requires: Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3
Grampa starts
Mona: I wish this night could last forever.
Grampa: Is that something you can do? I know ghosts have powers like walking through walls and turning into wolves during full moons.
Mona: I think you're a little confused, Abe.
Grampa: Damn right I am. I'm talking to a ghost!
Mona: Good bye, Abe. It was nice seeing you again -- I'm sorry this is it.
Grampa: *sigh* If only I could bring her back to life.
Grampa: OR... I'll just shuffle off this mortal coil. That makes a lot more sense!
Task: Make Grampa Run His Car in the Garage
Time: 4h
Location: Starline Commander
Task: Make Mona Complain About the Living
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
If the user has Maude: Requires: Maude
On job start:
Mona: How do you deal with it, Maude? It seems like all the living want to do these days is talk to the dead.
Maude: Tell me about it. Is there a heaven? A hell? Which religion is right? What does the face of God look like...
Mona: Two heavens, three hells, Zoroastrianism, and glasses with a moustache.
Maude: And then you get home and it's even more questions via Ouija -- the T-9 texting of the afterlife.
Mona: My only respite is hanging out with Abe, although I wish we could do something other than make pottery.
System Message: Pick up Maude Flanders and the Gypsy Fortune Teller's shop in the store now, to find out what Mona and Maude get up to!
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 4
Grampa starts
Grampa: Is that you, Death? With that pale, hideous face and hunched back?
Jasper: Nope, just me. You really know how to make a guy feel like a million bucks.
Grampa: Dang it! Great work, Detroit. Next time I try to kill myself, I'm going with a Japanese car.
Grampa: You may have won this round, Grim Reaper, but I'll be dead soon enough! Then we'll see who the winner really is!
Jasper: Have you considered throwing yourself off a building? Clean and simple. Well, maybe just simple.
Task: Make Grampa Make an Ally of Gravity
Time: 8h
Location: King Homer's Skyscraper or Retirement Castle
Note: If the King Homer's Skyscraper disappears, just select it in Edit Mode and turn it. It'll reappear. It's a bug with the turned building.
Grampa: Ugh, stairs. *pant* Nature's broken escalator.
Grampa: Hmm, my arm's numb. Well I guess that's one less body part to worry about hurting when I jump.
Grampa: ARGHH!
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 5
Grampa starts
Grampa: Did it work? Am I in the great hereafter?
Lisa: Grampa, are you OK? You had a heart attack!
Grampa: The boy's here? Hmm, heaven must be getting lax on entrance requirements.
Marge: No Grampa, you're still alive. But you gave us quite a scare.
Grampa: Sorry, I just wanted to find a way to be with my Mona.
Homer: But, Dad, you can't die!
Homer: Who would babysit the kids?
Task: Make Simpsons Convince Grampa to Carry On
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield General Hospital or Retirement Castle
Characters: Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 6
Mona starts
Mona: Your family's right, you know -- they still need you.
Grampa: They only visit when they want to park in a handicapped spot or when Homer wants to check in on his backup kidneys.
Mona: What about the kids? They love you.
Grampa: The boy steals my stuff, the girl treats me like community service, and the baby… she knows what she did.
Mona: Oh come on, you can't be mad at a baby.
Grampa: That baby once shot a man!
Mona: I'll make you a deal -- be nice to them, and I'll be nice to you.
Task: Make Mona Feed the Birds with Grampa
Time: 8h
Location: Benches
Requires: Grampa
On job start:
Mona: Abe, please. I don't want you to kill yourself.
Grampa: Because you love me too much to see me die?
Mona: No, because I think I'd go crazy if I had to spend eternity with you.
Grampa: Why can't you be more like that friendly ghost? What's his name... Jasper.
Jasper: I'm not dead! So stop taking my stuff!
On job end:
Bart: Looks like Grampa stopped trying to off himself.
Lisa: Yeah, he's doing great! Except for the very long conversations he has with himself.
Lisa: And when he wraps his arms around himself and starts kissing them.
Valentine's Day
Auto starts on February 14th at 8am GMT
System Message: It's not really Valentine's day until you get a rose!
After reaching Level 9
Homer starts
Homer: What's that you're making, sweetie? A heart-shaped card? A box of chocolates?!
Homer: Oh no!!!
Lisa: Dad, did you forget Valentine's Day again?
Homer: Stupid February. Why can't you be cool, like March? I never get yelled at for forgetting Purim.
Task: Make Homer "Purchase" Valentine's Gifts
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
After tapping on Do It:
Bart: Homer, you've got four days*.
Homer: That's nowhere near enough time for all the stuff I wasn't planning to do!
*: February 10: four days - February 11: three days - February 12: two days - February 13: another day - February 14-17: the two messages won't appear.
On job end:
Lisa: Dad, you stole our presents for Mom?!
Homer: Lisa, this is serious. Love isn't some game – love is about scoring points to earn meaningless rewards.
Homer: Plus, you've owed me a favor for a long time for creating you. I'm finally calling it in.
Bart: Let's see what Mom has to say about it.
Homer: You can't tell your mother! It would break her heart, and Valentine's Day is all about making your parents happy.
Marge: Homer, your dad's on the phone. He says he'd love for you to visit soon.
Homer: Pfft, I'll pay attention to him when they invent a Father's Day.
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 1
Auto starts
Grampa: Who needs a good-for-nothing son to have a good-for-something time? Jasper, remember the Coconut Babaloo?
Jasper: Sure do. Best hemorrhoid cream in all of Springfield.
Grampa: It was a nightclub.
Jasper: Sure was. Best nightclub in all of Springfield.
Grampa: Until they closed it down for no good reason... after all those unsolved stabbings.
Old Jewish Man: Ah, I remember it well. The wail of the jazz band, the jangle of the roulette wheel, the screams from the back alley.
Grampa: We could have that again!
Molloy: I'm afraid my stabbing days are behind me. Oh, you meant the nightclub.
System Message: Recruit Molloy to earn double Valentine's rewards!
Task: Make Skinner Take Shelter From His Mother
Time: 3h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
On job started:
Bart: Principal Skinner? Normally this storm drain is where I hide from YOU!
Skinner: It's Mother. She's been reminiscing about past conquests a lot lately.
Bart: Like Grampa's war stories?
Skinner: Well there certainly were a lot of sailors involved.
System Message: Tune into this week's Simpsons to see what Springfield gets up to for Valentine's Day! Sunday 8/7 Central on FOX!
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 2
Auto starts
Grampa: The Babaloo, returned to its former glory! A nightclub of this caliber deserves a fitting opening.
Old Jewish Man: I'm happy to drop my pants and croon “The Old Gray Mare.” TV Guide once called my act “9/8pm Central.”
Ned: Not to butt in, but given the season, how about making it a Valentine's Day Grand Opening?
Jasper: That would give me a chance to show off my senior citizen-specific candy hearts!
Ned: “Don't Replace Me Like a Hip”, “Widow Me Not”? These seem awfully bleak.
Jasper: You should see the ones I cut.
Task: Make Martin Set Up the Flower Cart
Time: 3h
Location: Coconut Babaloo
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
On 1st job started:
Martin: I couldn't help but notice you were preparing for a Valentine's shindig! Might I offer my meager assistance?
Jasper: Sure thing, little eunuch boy. You can set up this cart.
Martin: Behold these bountiful bouquets of floral favors! How did you achieve such vibrant colors?
Jasper: Crushed my pills in their water. I can't feel my feet, but it was worth it.
On 2nd job started:
Agnes: Seymour, go dry the grass! You know how I feel about dew -- it's just rain too lazy to fall.
Skinner: Sometimes the way you treat me makes me want to give you a piece of my mind.
Agnes: Wah wah, why don't you write down your touchy feelings.
Skinner: I did. In this Valentine's card. Would you be my Valentine?
On job end:
System Message: Visit the Valentine's store to romance up your Springfield!
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 3
Auto starts
Grampa: At this rate, by the time we finish the Babaloo we'll be dead. Or, even worse, older.
Bart: Why not ask for help? People love caring for, visiting, and feeding carrots to the elderly. No wait, I'm thinking of petting zoos.
Molloy: Pfft, the elderly being ignored is why I turned to crime in the first place.
Bart: Hmm. If I agree to help, will you teach me how to steal things?
Molloy: Okay. But first you have to go through the long process of losing your respect for the law.
Bart: Sorry, what was that? I got distracted pouring sugar into these gas tanks.
Molloy: You're ready.
Task: Make Bart Steal Candy From Occupied Adults
Time: 3h
Location: Coconut Babaloo
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 4
Auto starts
Grampa: A beaut! Just as I remember it.
Jasper: Minus the muggers, drunk bums, and ladies of the night.
Old Jewish Man: I don't know about the first two but I don't mind standing in for the third.
Molloy: Now we just need to drum up some lovely dates. Shall we do it the old fashioned way?
Jasper: You mean tell them we're Pinkerton agents with incriminating evidence against their husbands?
Grampa: Not that old fashioned! I meant having a nice ride.
Task: Make Grampa Steal Keys From the Valets
Time: 3h
Location: Coconut Babaloo
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
Grampa: Hey, these are MY old car keys! Haven't seen the old girl in years.
Grampa: Not since gambling her away. I bet it all on red.
Grampa: Who knew the Commies were gonna lose the Cold War?
The Golden Age of Swingers Pt. 5
Auto starts
Grampa: The Babaloo is ready, the stars are out, and we're finally together.
Grampa: Where have you been all these years, my chrome beauty?
Starline Commander: *honk honk*
Grampa: Hong Kong? You lucky jet-setter. Tell me everything.
Task: Make Grampa Rendezvous With His Car
Time: 3h
Location: Starline Commander
Task: Collect Valentine's Hearts
Martin: Doesn't it warm the cockles of your heart to see senior citizens dancing the night away, awash in romance?
Homer: My cockles are ice cold, thank you.
Homer: Old people's love should be reserved for grandkids and voting in local elections.
Helen Lovejoy: Or for lying in hospital beds wired to machines, like God intended.
Lisa: Well, I think it's sweet. Love has no age requirements.
Bart: Just like this club. Whiskey and coke, please!
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 1
Grampa starts
Grampa: Dagnabbit! I was so busy joyriding down memory lane I missed the dance.
Grampa: Now everyone's either in bed with their sweetie or their ventilator.
Mona: Hi, Abe.
Grampa: Yikes! It's a g-g-g-g-girl I used to be married to!
Task: Make Mona Surprise Grampa
Time: 8h
Location: Retirement Castle
Requires: Grampa
Mona: I'm sorry if I scared you, Abe.
Grampa: You can't just show up without a warning after being dead for years. At least rattle some chains first, or show up in the back of a photo!
Mona: I left you messages in the shower steam.
Grampa: I thought those were from my male nurse! I guess he's not as into me as I thought.
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 2
Mona starts
Mona: Abe, is something wrong?
Grampa: There's something I've wanted to ask you for years.
Grampa: Do you know where my stash of underwear magazines is? I've looked everywhere.
Mona: That's what you say to your wife after all these years?
Grampa: Ex-wife. But that makes you not my wife... which is pretty attractive.
Mona: Oh, Abe. Just shut up and dance with me.
Task: Make Mona Have a Valentine's Dance
Time: 4h
Location: Coconut Babaloo
Requires: Grampa
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 3
Grampa starts
Mona: I wish this night could last forever.
Grampa: Is that something you can do? I know ghosts have powers like walking through walls and turning into wolves during full moons.
Mona: I think you're a little confused, Abe.
Grampa: Damn right I am. I'm talking to a ghost!
Mona: Good bye, Abe. It was nice seeing you again -- I'm sorry this is it.
Grampa: *sigh* If only I could bring her back to life.
Grampa: OR... I'll just shuffle off this mortal coil. That makes a lot more sense!
Task: Make Grampa Run His Car in the Garage
Time: 4h
Location: Starline Commander
Task: Make Mona Complain About the Living
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
If the user has Maude: Requires: Maude
On job start:
Mona: How do you deal with it, Maude? It seems like all the living want to do these days is talk to the dead.
Maude: Tell me about it. Is there a heaven? A hell? Which religion is right? What does the face of God look like...
Mona: Two heavens, three hells, Zoroastrianism, and glasses with a moustache.
Maude: And then you get home and it's even more questions via Ouija -- the T-9 texting of the afterlife.
Mona: My only respite is hanging out with Abe, although I wish we could do something other than make pottery.
System Message: Pick up Maude Flanders and the Gypsy Fortune Teller's shop in the store now, to find out what Mona and Maude get up to!
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 4
Grampa starts
Grampa: Is that you, Death? With that pale, hideous face and hunched back?
Jasper: Nope, just me. You really know how to make a guy feel like a million bucks.
Grampa: Dang it! Great work, Detroit. Next time I try to kill myself, I'm going with a Japanese car.
Grampa: You may have won this round, Grim Reaper, but I'll be dead soon enough! Then we'll see who the winner really is!
Jasper: Have you considered throwing yourself off a building? Clean and simple. Well, maybe just simple.
Task: Make Grampa Make an Ally of Gravity
Time: 8h
Location: King Homer's Skyscraper or Retirement Castle
Note: If the King Homer's Skyscraper disappears, just select it in Edit Mode and turn it. It'll reappear. It's a bug with the turned building.
Grampa: Ugh, stairs. *pant* Nature's broken escalator.
Grampa: Hmm, my arm's numb. Well I guess that's one less body part to worry about hurting when I jump.
Grampa: ARGHH!
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 5
Grampa starts
Grampa: Did it work? Am I in the great hereafter?
Lisa: Grampa, are you OK? You had a heart attack!
Grampa: The boy's here? Hmm, heaven must be getting lax on entrance requirements.
Marge: No Grampa, you're still alive. But you gave us quite a scare.
Grampa: Sorry, I just wanted to find a way to be with my Mona.
Homer: But, Dad, you can't die!
Homer: Who would babysit the kids?
Task: Make Simpsons Convince Grampa to Carry On
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield General Hospital or Retirement Castle
Characters: Homer, Lisa, Bart, Marge
A Woman of Much Importance Pt. 6
Mona starts
Mona: Your family's right, you know -- they still need you.
Grampa: They only visit when they want to park in a handicapped spot or when Homer wants to check in on his backup kidneys.
Mona: What about the kids? They love you.
Grampa: The boy steals my stuff, the girl treats me like community service, and the baby… she knows what she did.
Mona: Oh come on, you can't be mad at a baby.
Grampa: That baby once shot a man!
Mona: I'll make you a deal -- be nice to them, and I'll be nice to you.
Task: Make Mona Feed the Birds with Grampa
Time: 8h
Location: Benches
Requires: Grampa
On job start:
Mona: Abe, please. I don't want you to kill yourself.
Grampa: Because you love me too much to see me die?
Mona: No, because I think I'd go crazy if I had to spend eternity with you.
Grampa: Why can't you be more like that friendly ghost? What's his name... Jasper.
Jasper: I'm not dead! So stop taking my stuff!
On job end:
Bart: Looks like Grampa stopped trying to off himself.
Lisa: Yeah, he's doing great! Except for the very long conversations he has with himself.
Lisa: And when he wraps his arms around himself and starts kissing them.
Valentine's Day
Auto starts on February 14th at 8am GMT
System Message: It's not really Valentine's day until you get a rose!
