Whats your Worst movie you've seen?

NeoSEC28 wrote:

Simpsons00001 wrote:
The two movies I walked out on in the theater were:
Hackers
The Crow

....I'm pretty sure I've seen worse movies, but those two were the worst at the time. I also laughed hysterically out loud during Saw; I found it pretty comical. The best "worst movie" I've seen is Teeth.

"The Crow" - The Brandon Lee Film?? Really you didnt like this??

Everyone loved it (at the time), except me apparently. It was weird how popular it was around the time; tons of kids painted their face that way....

I also walked out on every LOTR movie for numerous bathroom/cigarette/other breaks. But, those aren't my types of movies, and went with friends cause nothing else to do. So I wasn't "disappointed" in the LOTR movies; I just didn't enjoy them but knew a ton of people did. I think personal expectations have a lot to do with our "worst" movies.

yoss2013 wrote:
Avatar. I hated every single minute of it.

Agreed, and I will throw Titanic in with it. I know some people of course love it, just worst for me, ugh, so painful. Glad I never tried to see Far and Away or whatever that thing was called with Cruise and Kidman.

kymie1988 wrote:
American werewolf in London.
Worst film I've sat through in my enter life.

Me & hubby were told I was a brilliant classic by a friend at work, so we gave it a go. the whole way through we were so confused, but kept watching cause we just kept thinking 'it must get better soon'
It never did. What a flop! :lol:

I hate it when you see a film you dont like but you sit there and go "i'll keep watching it as it gotta get better" or my one is "This is crap but i gotta see it through to the end" lol :mrgreen:

I thought of another bad-movie-theater-story.

When I was about 16, the guy I was crushing on asked me out on a date. He drove all the way up into mountains to pick me up, and we went into the valley for coffee and a movie.

Sparks were flying madly between the two of us, and the butterflies in my stomach were relentless.

We might have become a serious item, if it wasn't for what happened next.

Upon entering the theater, we realized that the film wasn't what we had thought it was. Instead of an artsy animated film festival, it turned out to be an animated porn fest. Both embarrassed, and wanting to act adult-like in the situation, we decided "Oh yeah, no big deal, let's watch it anyway."

Big. Mistake.

It opened with giant, flying vaginas, and just got worse from there. My face was blazing red throughout the entire mortifying experience, and his must have been so too, as it was a very, very, long, quiet drive home. We tried to laugh it off, but I ended up avoiding him for months. Such a shame, lol.

As I mentioned yesterday on a different thread, the first Twilight was painful.

I really disliked Mulholland Drive. I know people think its wonderful, but I always maintain that it is a failure for being neither erotic or thrilling.

JuliusGulius wrote:
Worst movie ever seen in a theater: Battlefield Earth. Can you even imagine watching that in a theater? Worse, I went with family and didn't take my own car, so I couldn't leave. My brother had read the book and insisted on watching it all the way through. I think I actually cried at one point (I was about 22); it was that bad. By the time it was over, most people had already left, and we exited in silence. Outside, we all turned to my brother, and at last, words were spoken: "I'm sorry," he said, head lowered. It's been about a decade, and I still don't forgive him.

I'll see your Battlefield Earth and raise you a Wing Commander! Freddy Prinze Jr. baby! Ugh, Wing Commander was bad.

I too saw Battlefield Earth in theaters. It is as bad as everyone says it is. Badly written, badly acted, badly produced, badly conceived. We went with a group of friends, and we just laughed through the whole thing. My brother and I being the only ones to have read the book and were all met with derisive snorts when we said that the book is much better.

The book is actually pretty good -- if you accept Scientology into your....no just kidding on the Scientology bit. Its pretty good if you take it as pulp sci-fi from the 1950-60s.

mdfriend wrote:

yoss2013 wrote:
Avatar. I hated every single minute of it.

Agreed, and I will throw Titanic in with it. I know some people of course love it, just worst for me, ugh, so painful. Glad I never tried to see Far and Away or whatever that thing was called with Cruise and Kidman.

Blasphemy, lol.

JuliusGulius wrote:

mdfriend wrote:

yoss2013 wrote:
Avatar. I hated every single minute of it.

Agreed, and I will throw Titanic in with it. I know some people of course love it, just worst for me, ugh, so painful. Glad I never tried to see Far and Away or whatever that thing was called with Cruise and Kidman.

Blasphemy, lol.

Ha ha, I am so glad we do not have to go on a movie date together, though I am with you on Battlefield Earth, still would rather sit through that than the above

mike_bornste wrote:
I too saw Battlefield Earth in theaters. It is as bad as everyone says it is. Badly written, badly acted, badly produced, badly conceived. We went with a group of friends, and we just laughed through the whole thing. My brother and I being the only ones to have read the book and were all met with derisive snorts when we said that the book is much better.

The book is actually pretty good -- if you accept Scientology into your....no just kidding on the Scientology bit. Its pretty good if you take it as pulp sci-fi from the 1950-60s.

Then you know, haha.

"Reefer Madness" is the worst movie I've ever seen.

kymie1988 wrote:
American werewolf in London.
Worst film I've sat through in my enter life.

Me & hubby were told I was a brilliant classic by a friend at work, so we gave it a go. the whole way through we were so confused, but kept watching cause we just kept thinking 'it must get better soon'
It never did. What a flop! :lol:

I gather that, since your friend said it was a "classic," that you saw the film many years after it was released in theaters. I remember seeing it as a kid when it came out. Back in the days before CGI or even the Michael Jackson "Thriller" video, that transformation into a werewolf was absolutely the most frightening thing I had ever seen. I still love that film for that reason .... BUT I' haven't seen it again since sometime in the early 80s. I'm sure if I saw it today I would think it was cheesy and silly and agree with you.