Wild West: Premium Walkthrough

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ACT 3

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Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 1

Cletus starts

Cletus: Hey, Brandine! I's going to the store! You need anythin'?
Cletus: It's that age-old problem: what do you get the woman who has everythin'?
Cletus: All the important stuff is taken care of: we got a hovel, a nice uneven dirt floor, plenty of malnutrition for the kids...

Task: Make Cletus Spend the Welfare Check
Time: 6h
Time: Sneed's Feed and Seed

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 2

Cletus starts

Cletus: Hey Brandine! I met a nice feller on the way to market, and I traded all our money for these here magic beans!
Brandine: Magic beans! That's how all kinds of stories start. I wonder what our adventure will be?
Cletus: Prolly somethin' dumb like a goose what poops gold, and then we'll steal it and be set for life or whatever.
Brandine: Yeah, just our luck.
Cletus: Yeah. Well, at least it'll be somethin' to do. Magic, adventure, and cloud-based, giant-run goose farms, here we come.

Task: Make Cletus Care for Bean
Time: 4h
Time: Cletus's Farm

Hick and the Beanstalk Pt. 3

Cletus starts

Brandine: How come we ain't got a magic beanstalk growin' up to Heaven yet?
Cletus: It would seem that I have erred. ‘Stead of plantin' the beans, I went and ate them.
Brandine: No high-altitude adventure for the Spuckler clan, I guess. I woulda liked some of them beans to eat myself, though.
Cletus: Well, I CAN end this disappointing false start of a story with a deeply disturbing mission that will appease everyone's hunger.
Cletus: Sinking to a new low, I bring you: “Cletus regurgitates food into the mouths of his loved ones.” Oof.

Task: Make Cletus Regurgitate Food Like A Bird
Time: 2h
Time: Cletus's Farm

Drool Grit Pt. 1

Maggie starts

Marge: Maggie, you look so cute! All dressed up for a life of backwardness and constant struggle!
Prairie Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Marge: No, you CAN'T go out to play with your animal friends. And yes, I KNOW you did it once before.
Marge: But I choose to believe that storyline was a fantasy sequence.
Prairie Maggie: *suck* *suck* *suck-suck suck suck-suck-suck SUCK suck*
Marge: Oh, how would YOU know what's real? You're a baby.
Marge: Let's do a real frontier mommy-daughter activity. Let's churn some butter!
Marge: I'm tired of feeding my family processed food. Now I can make healthy, unprocessed butter by processing milk in this butter churn!
Marge: I won't miss this ten-pound tub of Land-O-Lard butter, I can tell you that!
Prairie Maggie: *suck* *suck*

Task: Make Marge Churn Butter
Task: Make Prairie Maggie Build a Decoy Maggie Out of Butter
Time: 3h
Time: Simpson House

Drool Grit Pt. 2

Maggie starts

Marge: Oh my... oh my stars, churning butter is... horrible. So dull... and painful...
Marge: Old-timey people... such idiots. Can see why they... went extinct.
Marge: Maggie, Mommy needs to lie down. Just... watch TV or something...
Prairie Maggie: *sneaky suck*

Task: Make Marge Recover From Churning Butter
Task: Make Prairie Maggie Escape and Befriend Wild Animals
Time: 8h
Time: Simpson House

Drool Grit Pt. 3

Maggie starts

Marge: Homie! Kids! Dinner is ready!
Marge: I hope you like FRESH BUTTER, gang! Me and Butter Maggie churned it ourselves.
Marge: Isn't that right, Butter Maggie?
Prairie Maggie: ...
Homer: Answer your mother when she speaks to you, Butter Maggie!
Marge: Oh my God! Someone has replaced Maggie with a Butter Maggie! We've got to find our baby!

Task: Make Simpsons Search for Maggie
Time: 1h
Time: Homes
Task: Make Prairie Maggie Fly Free
Time: 1h

Drool Grit Pt. 4

Maggie starts

Prairie Maggie: *giggles*
Marge: Why did you do it, Maggie? Why did you run away?
Prairie Maggie: *suck* *suck suck suck*
Homer: What did she say, Marge?
Marge: I couldn't make it out. She must be distraught -- she's sucking nonsense.
Marge: Well, I'm going to make sure she can never run away again!
Prairie Maggie: *suck*

Task: Make Marge Overly Secure the House
Time: 12h
Time: Simpson House

Drool Grit Pt. 5

Homer starts

Homer: Bart, you look exhausted. What's wrong?
Bart: Mom's got this house locked up tight as a drum. I spent all night trying to sneak out.
Homer: The important thing is you tried, and I'm proud of you.
Bart: What? Why?
Homer: Well, I'm not really proud. But I think that's what good parents say to their kids.
Homer: Thought I'd throw the “p-word” out there one time. You know, for a goof.
Prairie Maggie: *cries*

Task: Make Homer Try to Parent
Task: Make Bart Struggle With Child-Proof Locks
Time: 2h
Time: Simpson House
Task: Make Marge Try to Comfort Maggie
Time: 2h
Time: Simpson House
Requires: Maggie

Drool Grit Pt. 6

Maggie starts

Marge: Maggie spends all day staring out the window, looking for her animal friends.
Homer: Face it, Marge. Maggie is a creature of the forest. And we just have to be proud of her.
Marge: “Proud?” Why?
Homer: CAN EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP AND LET ME BE AN EXCELLENT PARENT?
Marge: Geez, sorry. Settle down.
Homer: No, I should apologize. I'm sorry I got proud of my kids. It'll never happen again.
Homer: Now run along and play with your rabid buddies, Maggie!
Prairie Maggie: *giggles*

Task: Make Prairie Maggie Befriend Wild Animals
Time: 8h
Time: Simpson House