Thanksgiving 2014 / Covercraft FULL WALKTHROUGH [SPOILER]

TEXT WALKTHROUGH

MAIN QUESTLINE

Thanksgiving Season 2014
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After logging in:
Homer: Thanksgiving!
Homer: The high holiday of gorging!
Homer: Uncluttered with Yule logs, Easter egg hunts, flag saluting or the yoinking out of groundhogs.
Ned: It's also a time for solemn prayer and giving thanks to Our--
Homer: Stuff it, Flanders!
Homer: Like every holiday, the turkey season combines my three favorite things --
Homer: Eating, quests and prizes.
Ned: But do you have any idea what day comes AFTER Thanksgiving?
Homer: LEFTOVERS DAY!
Ned: I was talking about Black Friday.
Homer: Martin Luther King Day?
Ned: You really are clueless. Looks like I'm going to have to educate you in the manner of Miles Flandish.
Puritan Flanders: One-two, buckle my shoes! Three four Pilgrim-ize some more!

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and then if the player does not have Sacagawea Lisa and taps "OK":

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after tapping "OK", the player is taken to the Characters menu of the inventory. Sacagawea Lisa, for players who have not yet unlocked her's name is yellow.

After returning to normal game screen:

Puritan Flanders + Homer | Make Puritan Flanders Educate Homer (6 hours)

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 1

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: Dad, you need to learn the real history of Thanksgiving.
Homer: Sorry but the Puritan has spoken.
Homer: Unless you've got an equal or better costume, this conversation is over.
Lisa: Allow me to introduce...
Sacagawea Lisa: Sacagawea!
Homer: Saca-ga-what-huh?
Puritan Flanders: Don't listen to her, Homer! She's covered in the devil's totems and pagan squiggles on buckskin!
Sacagawea Lisa: I realize Sacagawea wasn't part of Thanksgiving, but I had this costume leftover from Halloween.
Sacagawea Lisa: I was going to wear it then...
Sacagawea Lisa: But I switched to Elsa from “Frozen” instead, along with every other 8 year-old in the world.
Puritan Flanders: All I see is a little girl possessed by a Sacagawean demon!

Puritan Flanders | Make Puritan Flanders Perform an Exorcism (12 hours)
Sacagawea Lisa | Make Sacagawea Lisa Get Exorcised (12 hours)

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Reverend Lovejoy: Lisa was just playing dress-up, Ned. Creativity should be exercised, not exorcized.
Puritan Flanders: Reverend, child's play and devil's play travel the same trails.
Reverend Lovejoy: What trail are you on with those Pilgrim togs and half-cocked blunderbuss?
Homer: Hahahaha, half-cocked blunderbuss!
Puritan Flanders: Tee-hee.
Puritan Flanders: Oh, no! Those words are just north of being blasphemous! And I lightly chuckled at them!

Puritan Flanders | Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)

Puritan Flanders: Homer, I want to apologize for how I judged your daughter, Sacaga-Lisa.
Puritan Flanders: I've taken the liberty of giving myself a double dose of self-weltin' flagellation.
Puritan Flanders: It whipped my warped noodle straight.
Homer: Mmmm… warped noodles.

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 3

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders: Lisa, I want to apologize for pushing my views onto you. I hope there's hard feelings, because I know I deserve them.
Puritan Flanders: Deserve them badly...
Sacagawea Lisa: No-no-no, put the whip down! We're OK, you and I!
Sacagawea Lisa: Let's put everything behind us by going out and buying a feast-full of Thanksgiving food.
Todd: But Daddy, what about our bedtime story?
Puritan Flanders: Is it 4PM already?
Puritan Flanders: No worries. Lisa, here's my credit card. Go Catholic crazy!
Puritan Flanders: Better make that Baptist crazy -- I'm close to my limit on that card.

Puritan Flanders | Make Puritan Flanders Read Revelation Passages (1 hour)
Rod + Todd | Make Rod & Todd Listen to Stories (1 hour) (skipped if you don’t have Rod and Todd)
Sacagawea Lisa | Make Sacagawea Lisa Shop for Thanksgiving Food (4 hours)

Puritan Flanders: Blazin' butterballs! This credit card bill pops my turkey timer! What is all this?!
Sacagawea Lisa: It's an all-vegetarian meal!
Sacagawea Lisa: A Thanksgiving dinner where nothing has to feel pain in order for us to feel full.
Frink: Actually, fruits and vegetables feel tremendous pain.
Frink: The human ear just can't hear their horrific screams.
Sacagawea Lisa: I never knew...
Sacagawea Lisa: I guess I could switch from vegetables to just eating dirt.
Frink: Nghhey-hey! It's a Frink fib!
Frink: Crunch carrots and munch mangos all you want! They don't feel a thing.

The Battle of Thanksgiving Pt. 4

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders: That faux fowl stuffing smells good enough to make a Puritan's head bow!
Sacagawea Lisa: And the pièce de résistance – a centerpiece that the whole town can enjoy!
Puritan Flanders: That's a premium decoration! You spent my donuts without asking?
Sacagawea Lisa: Are you angry?
Puritan Flanders: Well, it did make my turkey skin a little crispy.
Puritan Flanders: *Sigh* Anger's a sin, ain't it?

REWARDS CORNUCOPIA
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Additional Cornucopias can now be purchased
15 Donuts
Multiplier of 0.25%

Puritan Flanders | Make Puritan Flanders Self-Punish (4 hours)

Thanksgiving Dinner Preparations!

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Sacagawea Lisa: Can someone help me with side dishes while I start preparing the veggie-turkey?
Homer: Veggie-turkey?! It can't be!
Homer: Someone poke me with a fork and wake me from my meatless nightmare!
Sacagawea Lisa: But you said you loved the one I made last year.
Homer: I did, sweetie. But if you recall, I accidentally dropped my pieces in that disgusting butter bacon gravy...
Homer: ...before it fell into that awful pot of bubbling beef lard.
Homer: Mmmmghghg...

Sacagawea Lisa | Make Sacagawea Start Preparing Thanksgiving Dinner (8 hours)
Homer | Make Sacagawea Start Preparing Thanksgiving Dinner (10 minutes)

The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 1

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark:
Puritan Flanders: There's nothing quite like authentic Puritan Thanksgiving cooking!
Puritan Flanders: Unfortunately that's not what we're getting this year.
Sacagawea Lisa: The authentic ship sailed a while ago when I became Sacagawea in Squanto times.
Puritan Flanders: I suppose we'll get through this like Lewis and Clark got through their first winter in Plymouth.
Native American Spirit: As the ghost of Squanto, I want to say I'm very confused.
Sacagawea Lisa: Sorry. The holidays can be hectic. Take some veggie-turkey back to the spirit world with you?
Native American Spirit: Pass.

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Sacagawea Lisa + Puritan Flanders | Make Sacagawea Lisa Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours)

Puritan Flanders: You know what Lisa! That healthy fake food isn't half bad!
Puritan Flanders: Rod and Todd could use a heapin' helpin' themselves. Care to break vegan bread over at the Flanders' spread?
Sacagawea Lisa: I'd love to!

The Thanksgiving Meal Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: I'm looking forward to eating a real Thanksgiving meal at your place this year, Stupid Flanders.
Homer: And not scraping another one of Lisa's vegetarian feasts into Snowball II's litter box.
Puritan Flanders: You must have missed the last bit of chit-chat I had with Lisa.
Puritan Flanders: Your daughter did all my Thanksgiving food shopping this year.
Puritan Flanders: It's gonna be lean and green.
Homer: D'oh!
Homer: I'm eating a healthy Thanksgiving again?!
Homer: And the only real turkey there will be Flanders!

x10 | Make Simpsons and Flanders Family Eat Thanksgiving Dinner (30 minutes)

Can use Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart, Ned, Ghost of Maude Flanders, Rod, Todd,Grampa, Patty, Selma, Jacqueline Bouvier, JubJub and Hugo

System Message: Don't forget to come back tomorrow for some leftovers!

Leftovers

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Sacagawea Lisa: Looks like we have a lot of Thanksgiving leftovers.
Puritan Flanders: Maybe we could roll the table outside and let the wild critters have at it.
Sacagawea Lisa: I find it hard to believe an animal would eat anything my father passed on.
Sacagawea Lisa: But let's give it a try.

Sacagawea Lisa + Puritan Flanders | Make Sacagawea Lisa Host a Peace Feast for Puritan Flanders (10 hours)

More Leftovers Pt. 1

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: I never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I ate TOO much.
Homer: Where can a guy buy a backup stomach?
Comic Book Guy: Worst belly-ballooning ever!
Dr. Nick: Hello, my chubby buddies! I have just the thing to help you out!
Homer: Is it a cure?
Comic Book Guy: Is it a crane?
Dr. Nick: It's a clue! It's something you can build!

REWARDS STOMACH STAPLES CENTER
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FREE
Stomach Staples Center is a 6-second build
Stomach Staples Center earns $120 / XP=12 every 6 hours

Build Stomach Staples Center (6 seconds)

More Leftovers Pt. 2

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark:
Krusty: Finally a Stomach Staples in Springfield! No more back alley rhinoplasty for me!

Krusty | Make Krusty Go to the Stomach Staple Center (16 hours)

Squeaky Voiced Teen: May I take your order?
Krusty: Let's see...
Krusty: I'll have the tummy-tuck combo, with a medium lypo and calf implants on the side.
Squeaky Voiced Teen: Would you like french thighs with that?
Krusty: Since I'm trying to watch my figure, why not!

BLACK FRIDAY QUESTLINE

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 1

When the player logs in:
Marge: Homer, why do you look so worried?
Homer: It's coming, Marge!
Homer: It's been on the radio, on TV and I've read it in the Springfield Shopper!
Homer: Black Friday is almost here!
Marge: We go through this every year. Black Friday is nothing to be afraid of.
Homer: Yes it is! Why else would people call it Black Friday?!
Homer: If it was a good thing, they'd call it Happy Friday.
Homer: I'd even accept Not-So-Good Friday.

Homer | Make Homer Hide in the Basement (2 hours)

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Homer: Lisa, take these emergency supplies into the emergency basement and put them next to the emergency generator.
Sacagawea Lisa: What's the emergency?
Homer: The evil of Black Friday has returned and this one is being advertised as a “the biggest blow out of the year!”
Homer: The TV said, "Everything must go!"
Homer: We're "everything!!"
Sacagawea Lisa: Dad, Black Friday isn't evil... well it is in the sense that it drives rampant consumerism, but not evil in the way you're thinking.
Homer: Mm-hmm. Spoken like a true Black Friday zombie.
Homer: Now prove to me the zombies haven't laid eggs in your brain by getting those supplies into the basement now!

Homer | Make Homer Fortify the Basement (4 hours)

Gear Up For Savings! Pt. 3

When the player logs in:
Bart: Hey, Homer. Lisa says you're getting freaky about Friday again.
Homer: Everyone in this house needs to be freaky about it.
Bart: In that case, can I have a gun?
Homer: Guns will have no effect on these Black Friday fiends.
Homer: Instead, we'll use safe and sane road flares that burn at 1400 degrees Fahrenheit.
Homer: When all else fails, boy, flame ‘em with flares!

Homer | Make Homer Prepare for Black Friday (6 hours)

D-Day Sales Extravaganza Pt. 1

When the player logs in:
Gil: Who’s ready for Black Friday?
Homer: Why are you excited about Black Friday?
Homer: It’s the worst thing since that horrible thing happened at the Super Bowl.
Gil: Are you sure you’re not thinking of the 1977 movie “Black Sunday”?
Homer: Actually I’m thinking of the 1984 Raiders victory.
Homer: It was a bleak day for everyone. L.A. should never have been allowed to have a football team.
Homer: Well, Black Friday has nothing to do with football, or anything else fun.
Gil: It’s about shopping for deals in the most unpleasant way possible!
Gil: And to celebrate we’re offering limited-time donut rebates on selected items!
Homer: That doesn’t sound bad. What’s the unpleasant part?
Gil: Rather than offer all our deals at once for the whole weekend, we’re offering them one at a time every hour for an hour.
Homer: So if I go to sleep or spend time with my family and forget to check in one hour, I could miss a deal on that special premium item I’d been wanting for months?
Gil: Exactly. Or you could check in every hour all weekend, only to discover that the item you wanted never even went on sale!
Homer: There’s a reason you’re the most hated character in this game, Gil.

Homer | Make Homer Hate Gil (10 hours)

D-Day Sales Extravaganza Pt. 2

Homer: Okay Gil, I've saved up enough donuts to buy that green dumpster I've always wanted for some reason.
Homer: It's on sale for 8 donuts instead of 10, right?
Gil: Oh, I'm sorry Homer. We're offering it with a 2 donuts rebate, not 2 donuts off.
Homer: What's the difference? It costs 8 donuts either way.
Gil: That is true. But this way you need to give me 10 donuts, and then I'll give you back 2.
Homer: But I only have 8 donuts.
Homer: Can't you just float me two donuts for the 2 seconds it would take this transaction to take place?
Gil: I'm sorry Homer. But the only way to get that discounted dumpster is to pay full price and then get back 2 donuts.
Homer: That's idiotic! What exactly am I supposed to do with 2 donuts?!
Gil: I dunno. Rush a job that's about to complete itself anyway?
Homer: *grrrrr*

Homer | Make Homer Hate Gil Even More (24 hours)

Gil speach

Auto triggers when a new item you can buy is available:
Gil: Check out our newest rebate offer!

Item bought

Auto triggers when you buy an item from the deal menu:
System Message: You just got a ... donut rebate! Not that a spender like you cares about rebates...
System Message: You will find your purchase in your inventory.
Gil: Enjoy your purchase sir or madam...
Gil: ...or child playing on their parent's phone.

HEIMLICH MACHINE QUESTLINE

Heimlich Machine
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60 Donuts
Multiplier of 2.5%

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Sacagawea Lisa: Is something the matter, Mr. Flanders? Your face is red, and you're sweating profusely.
Puritan Flanders: Lisa, I ate some of those delicious-looking cherry tomatoes but it feels like they jumped my GI tract.
Sacagawea Lisa: Oh, no! Those were habanero peppers! They're 120 times hotter than jalapeños.
Puritan Flanders: UGGHH! Gotta get ‘em out! Gotta get ‘em out!
Homer: There's only two ways to get them out: pump or dump.
Homer: I'd prefer “pump.” And luckily there's a Heimlich Machine to do just that.

They’re Hotter Than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks!

Puritan Flanders: The habaneros! They're still burning! Make it stop.
Homer: Just get on the machine, stupid, spicy Flanders.
Puritan Flanders: Human Heimlichers replaced by machines?!
Puritan Flanders: This Peter Piper has a pepper to pick with that!

Puritan Flanders | Make Puritan Flanders Use the Heimlich Machine (16 hours)

PIGGLY'S SUPER SMORGH QUESTLINE

Piggly’s Super Smorg with Jacqueline Bouvier
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140 Donuts
Super Smorg is a 6-second build
Super Smorg earns $135 / XP=15 every 4 hours
Jacqueline Bouvier is part of the Bouvier Family collection — collect them all!

Jackie-O-Lantern

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier: Thanksgiving is a time for giving thanks, so thanks for bringing me out for the sleepiest, tryptophan-iest holiday of them all.
Sacagawea Lisa: It doesn't seem to have any effect on you, Grandma. You're wide-eyed and bushy-tailed.
Jacqueline Bouvier: Wide-eyed enough to see you're dressed like a sack of potatoes.
Sacagawea Lisa: I'm Sacagawea. The sack of potatoes look was popular in her time.
Jacqueline Bouvier: My granddaughter, finally out of that little lampshade red dress and into big girl clothes that show off your figure.
Sacagawea Lisa: You just said I looked like a sack of potatoes.
Jacqueline Bouvier: A shapely, attractive sack of potatoes.

Jacqueline Bouvier + Lisa | Make Lisa Go Shopping with Grandma (12 hours)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 1
After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Grandpa: Hey kids, gather 'round, I have a story to tell you about how I met your grandmother!
Bart: I'll listen to your story only if it's about candy or you poke a dead animal with a stick in it.
Grandpa: It's about your Grandma Bouvier.
Bart: I'll listen ‘cause I'm still holding out hope that there's candy or a dead animal in this story.

Grampa + Bart | Make Grampa Tell Bart a Story (36 hours)

Grandpa: And that brings us to 15 minutes ago when that 80 year-old, tall-haired beauty walked back into my life...
Bart: Grampa, that story bored and disappointed me!
Bart: It was only about Grandma Jacqueline!
Grandpa: And you're still awake?
Grandpa: That's a better reaction than most of my stories get.

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 2
After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier: I'm cursed with being eye candy to all the guys around here.
Bart: Aha! There was candy in this story, after all!
Grandpa: There's only one guy that matters around here -- me!
Grandpa: Whaddaya say we go out on a date, Jacqueline?
Jacqueline Bouvier: My last three boyfriends were named Grampa.
Jacqueline Bouvier: I'm not ready to date a fourth. But…
Jacqueline Bouvier: A gift certainly greases a girl's gears.
Jacqueline Bouvier: Daffodils? Diamonds? A Dodge Dakota pick-up?

Jacqueline Bouvier | Make Mrs. Bouvier Knit (24 hours)
Grampa | Make Grampa Find a Gift (24 hours)

Bart: Still looking for a gift for Grandma Bouvier? I found this in the basement.
Grandpa: Hot diggity! A twisted tooter!
Grandpa: She's gonna love it!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 3

After tapping on Grampa's exclamation mark:
Grandpa: Jacqueline, I've come bearing gifts...
Grandpa: ...a tinhorn and the smell of arthritis ointment.
Grandpa: Now that I brought the brass, how ‘bout a piece of--
Jacqueline Bouvier: That saxophone belongs to Lisa, our granddaughter!
Grandpa: Who cares who it belongs to?
Grandpa: Will you go out with me?
Jacqueline Bouvier: Get lost Gramps!
Grandpa: Gramps is not my name! It's Grampa!
Homer: Come on Dad, you need to drown your sorrows.
Homer: And since we don't live near an ocean, I'm taking you to Moe's.

Moe | Make Moe Serve Drinks (10 hours)
Grampa | Make Grampa Drink At Moe’s (8 hours)
Homer | Make Homer Drink At Moe’s (8 hours)

Too Cheap for Call Display

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge: You know Mom, Abe isn't such a bad guy. Maybe you should give him a chance.
Jacqueline Bouvier: He's old, he's wrinkled and he's lost half his mind...
Jacqueline Bouvier: Oh, my goodness! We're soul mates!
Jacqueline Bouvier: I need to go out with that man!
Marge: Match made!
Marge: Bart, call Moe's and tell your father and grandfather the great news!
Bart: Any excuse to call Moe and I'm on it!
Task: Make Bart Call Moe's Tavern (12 hours, Simpson Home)
Moe: Moe's Tavern! Moe speaking.
Bart: I'm looking for an Emma Royd.
Moe: Emma Royd?
Moe: Anyone here seen an Emma Royd?
Moe: Gotta find me an Emma Royd!
Moe: If any of you bums got an Emma Royd on ya, point her out!
The Rich Texan: Your bar stools are givin' me a heapin' helpin' of Emma Royds! Yee haw!

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 4

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier: So I've heard through the raisin-vine that you know exactly what us elderly ladies like?
Grandpa: I most certainly do!
Grandpa: I'm taking you out to the earliest Early Bird Special in town!
Jacqueline Bouvier: A date at the Super Smorg! Ain't you a charmer.
Grandpa: Nothin' says romantic dinner more than bacon, sausage, and a side of boiled ham on a biscuit at 4PM!

Grampa | Make Grampa Dine at the Super Smorg (1 hour)
Jacqueline Bouvier | Make Jacqueline Bouvier Dine at the Super Smorg (1 hour)

How I Met Your Grandmother Pt. 5

After tapping on Jacqueline Bouvier's exclamation mark:
Jacqueline Bouvier: That was a lot of excitement Abe. I really enjoyed myself.
Grandpa: Yep, best night of my life.
Grandpa: So whaddaya say we go for broke and sleep together?
Jacqueline Bouvier: I'd love to, Abe.
Jacqueline Bouvier: Zzzzzz...
Grandpa: Zzzzzz...

Grampa | Make Grampa Take a Nap (4 hours)
Jacqueline Bouvier | Make Mrs. Bouvier Take a Nap (6 hours)

Grandpa: I'd say I'll see ya around, but my eyesight's terrible, and I'll probably forget who you are anyway!

COVERCRAFT TIE-IN QUESTLINE
Item not available for purchase anymore
All quest line segments earn $100 in-game dollars and 10XP

Guitar Central
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50 Donuts
Is a 6-second build
Earns $135 / XP=15 every 4 hours

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 1
Requires Level 17.

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: Dad, I'm all out of reeds.
Homer: What's a reed?
Lisa: It's a wooden insert I need to properly play my saxophone.
Homer: Your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa: Yes, my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer: And you need a re-a-ma-eed to play your sax-a-ma-phone?
Lisa: Yes, I need a re-a-ma-eed to play my sax-a-ma-phone.
Homer: Then let's go to the *-or-a-ma-ore!
Lisa: Are you OK?
Homer: I think I'm having a stro-a-ma-oke.

Build King Toot’s (24 hours, if not done so already)
Lisa + Homer | Visit King Toot’s (6 seconds)*

After job start:
Lisa: Oh no! King Toot's is closed!
Homer: The windows are all boarded up!

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 2

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: What happened?
Homer: I know. I'll ask King Toot's long time neighbor, Moe the bartender.

Homer | Make Homer Visit Moe’s (1 hour)

After job start:
Homer: Hey Moe, what happened to King Toot's?
Moe: Let's just say that King Toot and I had a little... disagreement.
Homer: Can you elaborate on said disagreement?
Moe: Well, when your store is next to another guy's store for many years, sometimes little annoyances build up till they feel, not so little.
Homer: Can you elaborate more?
Moe: I want to elaborate, but my lawyer says I can't.
System Message: Tune into this week's Simpsons and find out what went wrong between Moe and King Toot that led to the closing of King Toot's! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!"

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After tapping "OK", the player is taken to the "Premium" menu where "Guitar Central" is in yellow text.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 3

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Hey Lisa, a big box music store opened in Springfield. We can go there to get your reed.
Lisa: I would never go to a big box store. For me, it's Mom and Pop or nothing.
Lisa: Unless I need something right away, then I use Amazon Prime.
Homer: But if you don't buy a reed, your licks will be dry and scratchy.
Homer: Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.
Lisa: Isn't that a line from the episode "Covercraft"?
Homer: Look, people get tired. They reuse things.
Homer: There's only so much gas in the tank! I'm fine with it.
Lisa: Well, I'm not going to this "Guitar Central."
Lisa: I'll just make my own reed out of a popsicle stick.

Lisa | Make Lisa Make Reed Out of a Popsicle Stick (1 hour)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 4

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
Lisa: MY TONGUETH HATH A SPLINTHTER.
Lisa: I HATH A SPLINTHTER INTH MYTH TONGUETH BEACUTH I MADTH A REEDTH OUTH OFTH A POPTHTICKLE THSTICK.
Bart: I have no idea what you're saying but I know it's super dumb.

Lisa + Marge | Make Marge Remove The Splinters From Lisa’s Tongue (1 hour)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 5

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: I'm gonna go to this Guitar Central place and see what all the hubbub is about.

Homer | Make Homer Go to Guitar Central (1 hour)

Homer: This place is amazing!
Homer: Walls of amazing guitars that I will never be able to play in a million years.
Homer: I'm leaving now.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Maybe I should go back to Guitar Central.
Homer: They sure did have a lot of guitars.

Homer | Make Homer Go Back to Guitar Central (1 hour)

Homer: WOW! These guitars are so cool!
Homer: And the selection is amazing. They've got the perfect guitars for any tunesmith from beginner to expert!
Homer: But I could never learn to play. So I'm leaving.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 7

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Okay. I guess I should give Guitar Central one more shot.
Homer: It was a premium item, after all.

Homer | Make Homer Go To Guitar Central Third Tiresome Time (1 hour)

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 8

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: I AM BLOWN AWAY!!!
Homer: There's no better instrument to connect with sweet soulful muses of the Universe than an electric guitar.
Homer: And there's just thousands of them. I am in guitar heaven!
Homer: Time to leave.
Otto: Wait. There's a reason this store is so popular:
Otto: Middle-aged people with too much time and money on their hands buy expensive instruments they don't have the time or attention span to learn how to play.
Homer: So if I buy an expensive guitar I'll never play, I'll feel like I'm not wasting my life?
Otto: Exactly!
Homer: Now that's what I call a good business plan.

Homer | Make Homer Buy An Expensive Guitar He’ll Never Play (1 hour)
Homer | Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments (1 hour)
x5 | Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (1 hour)*

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 9

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: I feel like a chump for buying this expensive guitar I'll never play.
Homer: Otto was wrong. I feel like I'm wasting my money and my life.
Marge: Maybe if you found a friend to play with...
Homer: Marge you're a genius! A lady genius!
Homer: I'll tell everyone how great it is to learn a musical instrument as an adult, and then they'll feel as stupid as I do!

Homer | Make Homer Tell People It’s Easy To Learn Instruments (1 hour)
x5 | Make Adults Foolishly Buy Instruments They’ll Never Learn To Play (1 hour)*

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 10

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: Ha ha suckers! Guess what! You'll never touch those instruments again!
Homer: You wasted your money thinking you could do something meaningful with your lives!
Homer: Now go back to staring at the internet and addictive freemium games while you grow old and die you chumps!
Dr. Hibbert: These instruments aren't a total waste of money.
Dr. Hibbert: They're still pretty useful... as blunt instruments for beating people with.
Dr. Hibbert: *MENACING CHUCKLE*

x5 | Make Adults Beat Homer With Instruments They'll Never Learn To Play (1 hour)*

Homer: Help! An angry mob brandishing musical instruments I tricked them into buying as weapons!
Homer: The music they'll soon be making is the jazzy grooves of beating my brains out.

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 11

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:
Homer: They'll never beat me in the church!
Lenny: Beat him in the church!

Homer | Make Homer Run to the Church (1 hour)
x5 | Make Springfielders Beat Homer in the Church (1 hour)*

Two Minutes of Hate Pt. 12

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark:
Marge: Did you learn anything from this, Homie?
Homer: Do do do do do do do do do do! Do do do do do do do do do do do do!
Homer: What a beautiful concert... So many blinks and blonks... la la la la

Homer | Make Homer Fall into a Coma (1 hour)
x5 | Make Marge Nurse Homer Back to Health (1 hour)

Homer: I feel great!
Marge: You were in a coma for seven days!
Homer: Well it sped by. And all my dreams were fun and exciting and I remember all of them.
Homer: Comas rule!
Marge: *SOBS*
Homer: Hey! A new big box store called "Guitar Central!"
Homer: Just like Guitar Center! I'll have to check it out.
Marge: *WORRIED NOISE*

CAGED TOM TURKEY QUESTLINE
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100 Donuts
Multiplier of 3%

Tom Turkey!
Tom Turkey: Presidential pardon means I'm free to go... I'm released into the wild.
Homer: Not so fast turkey. I'm challenging the pardon in the courts.
Homer: I suggest you get yourself a good turkey lawyer.
Tom Turkey: This will not stand!!
Homer: YOU will not stand...
Homer: ...when I'm munching on your drumsticks!
Tom Turkey: My only wish is that you choke on my wishbone!!

TRUCKASASUROS QUESTLINE

Truckasasuros
Auto triggers
Build Truckasaurus

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Type: Animated Decoration
Cost: 225 donuts
Placable: Grass, Beach, Boardwalk, Pavement
Deal duration: 12/1 8am GMT-12/2 8am GMT
Size: 6x12
Bonus: 4.75%

Homer: Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!
Homer: TRUCK-A-SAURUS!!
Homer: Who wouldn't want a giant car-shredding robot monster?

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