Re: Nessies are not fun and should be taken out now.
I was going to say the same thing before opening your post.
Historically, anything that reduces required skill is not fun.
No game has found automatic turrets that follow you fun.
I believe if nessies were instead justa purple picku;p that flew a drone around looking for targets and then automatically attacked, people would be outraged. I think the making them a "cute little animal thing" is meant to hack the mental process of people so they accept it rather than revolt.
My highest score in damage came from finding a nessie drop within the first round.
The value of teammates is based on giving the enemy multiple things to shoot at, and thus being a division of focus and attention which impacts their ability to fight.
Nessies are comparable to free teammates, turning a 3v3 into a 5v3. More distraction, more damage, constraining movement more. etc.
Unlike auto skills of characters, nessies are random drop. So you could have some situations where you have 3 players and 6 nessies vs 3 players with no nessies.