SBMM KILLED APEX
I've quit apex as a result of the over powered SBMM. I was a diamond player with over 70000 games to my name and I'm honestly just done. Can't wait for MW BR to drop. Apex killed themselves. Went f...
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@EerieV Yeah..that blows...especially for the amount of time you put into the game.
If someone feels the need to create a smurf account every time they hit their "peak ability", they either have an addiction to stomping lower level players because of noticeably high testosterone levels or they're addicted and need to seek help immediately. I suggest two types of medication; estrogen and get a life...both in pill form of course.
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but yeah lets just castrate every man while we are at it, right?
If someone doesn't feel the need to create a smurf account every time they hit their "peak ability", they either don't care about getting trashed every game (but thats fun tho isn't it?) because of noticeably high estrogen levels or they're addicted to losing and need to seek help immediately. I suggest two types of medication;
a testosterone needle to the butt and splitting wood with an axe in a lumberjack shirt for 2 hours everday.
PS: Thank you so much for your suggestion, we are going to consider it.
you should also include beating your chest after each and every fatal slash of your axe. At least the other logs will know who's boss.
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No, I think we should include painting nails and trying out dresses. As everyone knows that is how humanity got as far as it did, by women painting their nails while the men just sat around and created smurfs for apex legends.
You know, while we are at it, I think we should include posting man hating * on gaming forums instead of valid criticism amongst the list of your suggestions, yeah?
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