Stop with the stupid hidden MMR!!!!!!!!

Good points you have there, however looking at things from your point of view it makes me think more about bot accounts.

A lot of players report seeing Lifelines and Bangalores all landing in the same spot and not moving. That's because there's players who run multiple instances of the game just to level up the accounts to then use them to cheat in rank.

Even if we ignore the bots put in by cheaters, Respawn has their own bots in the game. These bots are supposed to be in the orientation matches, but I wouldn't be surprised if they're placed in normal matches.

Although a lot of bot looking players have badges and stats, some of which that I've seen were over level 500, however its not hard to equip fake stats onto a bot account and then throw that bot into a match. Which bots in games, (such as NPCs in Skyrim), are good enough to follow players, pick things up, etc. but the bots/NPCs lack things such as common sense.

In short, (from what I'm understanding and seeing), everyone has good and bad games due to bots being present in the match as well as the hidden MMR and it being EOMM based.

There's definitely more things to consider, look into, and test.