A forum classic.
Marry: Lifeline, cause i do a lot of dumb stuff IRL and could use someone that can patch me up. Also she looks like she is a lot more fun than most.
Bang: Bangalore, so i can make a lot of bad puns later.
Kill: Octane, for all the loot the goblin stole he didn't even need.
@BigBlackCausticBang- Loba, Bald Wraith(don't judge)
Marry- Wattson
Kill- Forge? Oh wait, he is already dead lolol
Lifeline is a lot more fun than most. I can imagine the fun you talking about 😛
@BaldWraithSimpOhhh nawww, don’t judge?! You want me to let ‘bald Wraith’ slide?! You must be crazy! You sir are creepy as of this moment! XD
Okay now on to the challenge
Marry: no one
Bang: Loba, Wraith (in particular outfits), Wattson, maybe Lifeline :P
Kill: my buddy rev so he can finally. just. DIE!
Marry: Loba, Revenant
Bang: Loba, Revenant, Wattson
Kill: THAT FAT SCIENTIST
Bang: Loba, (duh) she can be my sugar mamma any day.
Marry: Wattson, the most adorable character on the field, and no need for a power bill.
But for everyone saying Bang Wattson, let me remind you:
Kill: Bangalore, hate her character so gawd damn much.
@BaldWraithSimpHmmm... good case... well now you may continue... =_= (really didn’t actually think you’d have a good counter for that one XD). Screw the baldness tho...
@Extremejinks, you sir/madam are all right in my book. I fully condone your dislike for Bang. Mine’s not enough to kill her tho :P
[EDIT] due to extremist’s edit: why you think we want to get it on with her... shockingly good fun... next day hospital and say you had a work-related accident and sue their arses xD
@Koochi-QYeah, you are right. SCREW THE BALD WRAITH 😛
Bang Loba, Marry Wraith, Kill Mirage
And let Octane kill himself with stims and nades, Gibby is gay, Caustic is old, Bloodhound is probably asexual, and Crypto is a shut in with trust issues.
Guess all the women are mine now 👿
Oh wait, thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife.
Guess i'll just marry Wraith and call it a day.
Marry Wattson cause she's the most normal and kind out of the girls
Bang Wattson because that's my wife
Kill Caustic because I don't approve of humans being evil
