Well if @asukojo can have his weekly bp/ranked thread I’ll do this one.So just as the title states, what has a teammate or you done that was dumb/stupid/noobish act of treason against the sanctity of teamwork in bloodshed of the enemy?well I just finished a match... almost every squad was fighting each other. We were near the ridge pass above where you can either go left or right (right side has the zipline access). We go left to try and flank one team. What does my teammate do... try and shoot from 100m away, throws her bangalore ult which isn’t near the enemies and throws a throwable while I try to get closer... bear in mind that there is almost no cover in that pass and everyone’s on high alert... so I get shot at by 2 ppl from 2 squads, I scramble up the pass again and up the mountain just to heal. Suddenly another enemy is below us and haven’t seen us.A good thinker would let them pass so we can flank them. My teammate? Starts shooting at them... I throw caustic ult... almost kill one while that shooting dipstick of a teammate goes down and suddenly my screen freezes and I scream ‘AGAIN?!’ come to find out... nope, not an apex freeze but a darn xbox update... xD weird twist huh

@Koochi-Q Well... i'm sure you can recall that recent clip I had up on reddit a few days ago.That.

Rather than someTHING dumb, it was just the entire manner of which this dude played which was just awful. In 736 hours, somehow, someway, this guy was quite literally the worst teammate I had EVER gotten.We hot drop, and I get two kills, and this guy just goes down immediately without damaging anyone. I ping health and ammo, etc. etc, but we start getting chased by dudes with purple bodyshields. Neither of us have sufficient ammo, so we run, and he tells me that he's just gonna keep running. That's pretty smart. Except here's the kicker. This guy has no eyes. At all. I ping everything ENDLESSLY, if I see something I think you need, I'll ping it, that's just how I play. This guy ignored every single ping, and with a super passive-aggressive tone of voice said, "I can't help you I don't have anything, you haven't been pinging anything, and I don't see the enemy. If I don't see them I'll just keep running." Except with this new update I get to see what ammo you need, meaning I've been pinging the same types of ammo. Quite literally 2 minutes before this I ping heavy ammo for him, AND HE PICKS IT UP.ON TOP OF THAT, HE STILL HAS NO EYES. Quite literally every time I went to fight someone, I PINGED IT. Every time I pinged an enemy, he'd go, "Where are they, I don't see them, can you ping them for me?" So I did. (BTW, still in that super passive-aggressive tone of voice.) Every single time if there wasn't someone right underneath that ping marker, he'd go, "Well I don't see them so I'm gonna keep running." At the very end of the game, 2 squads left to kill, I spot a solo player through the door of a building we're camping out in. You can't ping through doors, so I ping there's an enemy. Verbatim, word for word he goes, "Oh you see someone? Can you ping them for me?" in that same haughty, passive aggressive, "I'm better than you" tone of voice. So quickly I open the door, ping the guy, and close it. The enemy is quite literally about 12 paces ahead of us. I could've sprinted to the guy in 2 seconds tops. Guess what I'm met with? "I don't see him where is he?" I say whatever, I'll just kill them all myself. I kill the guy I ping, and the last enemy squad jumps on us. This guy runs out AS CAUSTIC against TWO ENEMIES ARMED WITH MASTIFFS and gets knocked almost instantly. This guy spent the entire game essentially talking down to me, and at the very last 2v2 situation, completely throws the game. This guy ran out with an R99, hipfired a target quite literally he had hugged (OH YOU KNOW THE GUYS WITH THE MASTIFFS) and didn't hit the guy for more than 20 damage. I was shooting at the very same guy and knocked him with 180-ish damage. I was so mad that the banners had glitched out and I couldn't see the dudes name, I was absolutely going to report him for being quite literally the worst god-da-- teammate I've had in 736 hours of play. HEY GUY WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH AN R, GUY WHO WAS PLAYING CAUSTIC! IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I REALLY HOPE YOU GET AN EYE EXAM SOON BECAUSE NO AMOUNT OF YOUR TEAMMATES PINGING WILL EVER HELP WITH THE FACT THAT YOU SEEM LIKE YOU'RE LEGALLY BLIND. MAYBE DON'T PLAY GAMES IF YOU CAN'T SEE AND MAYBE DON'T BE A PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE CHILD TO SOMEONE WHO CARRIED YOU THE ENTIRE GAME, MR. 1 KNOCK 175 DAMAGE VS. YOUR TEAMMATE WHO HAS 9 KILLS.

@Koochi-Q Well, I'm playing Octane, and my wraith got knocked. I stim to the building (The right construction one in Capitol), skillfully (NOT LUCK) avoided the enemy shots, and then grabbed the banner. Keep in mind, I had half health, an RE-45, a P-2020 and half health. I stim again, to the tunnel going to train station, to get the loot crates. I am now on quarter health. The duo that were chasing me (Path+Lifeline) decide to zipline to me, to finish me off. I ready my RE-45 and decide I won't go down without a fight. The lifeline has no armor, so I laser her instantly with the RE-45, but the pathfinder tries to peacekeeper me. I reload as I dodge a shot, then laser him as I dodge another shot. I then realize I am out of bullets. I switch to my P-2020, hoping one bullet connects. I fire 5, none hitting, but my 6th saves me. So I do a celebratory teabag. I loot their deathboxes, then get shot by the 3rd partying squad who decided to check out the battleMoral of the story? Always do a teabag, even if you die in the process.

People, people, people. I love these stories! Gives me so much joy to know human beings can be this intelligently sophisticated. I expect (or just want to believe) that most these stories revolve around rando’s being lvl 80 and up :P so far my top 3 in no particular order are the ones from @pastaclown, @Pretzelnutcake and @Jem450R :P I either just liked how it was told or I could imagine the situation. Some ppl have 2 mentions in this post so just look for your name :P@Wingmannedbro I surely can XD it was golden. Would’ve loved it if he had died while looting :P@DarthValtrex... we’ve all been there unfortunately. Even the Caustic situation I’ve had... where I was a wraith and ALMOST didn’t get to the dropship due to a toxic caustic who wanted to do the right thing, drop his ult while we were at the entrance of bunker but someone closed the door and so we were all gassed (so not his vault) and braindead bangalore who dropped her ult way too early so the things exploded right when everybody was running towards the dropship so legends and shadows alike were slowed... XD@ajharris21, you’re cheating! It was just from this week! Disqualified! But I still liked it xD@iBlockHead... WHY? Why did he punch you? Nice backstab tho. I would’ve done the same, unmuted my mic, start screaming or make slurping sounds so he wouldn’t hear the enemies 🤪@pastaclown I sense some resentment. Wanna talk about it? XDD didn’t he have the ‘show last person you played with’ feature on? I would’ve definitely remembered his name. Or I’d sent a msg right away xD. Luckily I’ve not been there. I have had my lion’s share of absolutely horrendous teammates xD@Jem450R please let it be a peacekeeper-to-the-face-in-1-hit KO? Cause I’ve seen that once months ago XD@CrazyPlays54 I was expecting something good seeing your name. You did not disappoint xDD. Your moral is one of righteousness! Always do it if they put so much effort in... I had the same at one time and I executed your moral properly xD.@Pretzelnutcake... ugh... just ugh... well I hope you didn’t have the 3K badge already tho... that’d be the only consolation in some way... teammates are stupid and this whole thread proves it xD.Well people keep it up... you still have 3 days to post untill it’s tuesday which’ll promt next week’s thread regarding the matter!!! :D

@Koochi-Q It's a gift I have - to get confused by everything

Dumb things we or our teammates have done (wk 6)

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pastaclown
6 years ago
@Koochi-Q no lie, just this past Friday I think it was, I had just, the dumbest dude play with me.
At the end screen I'm at 7 kills 1.3k damage, and this dude's at 487. I'm on Pathfinder with 2k kills, and this dude is playing Gibralter. Basically, we get into a bad fight, and we kinda get screwed by the ring. I'm low on ammo and consumables, and this dude straight dies. I flank a team near a respawn beacon, kill them, respawn the Gibralter, and start looting.
Here's the thing, I needed light ammo. I had, maybe 200 bullets of light ammo on me. I know for a fact this guy hasn't contributed over 50 damage in the last few fights, cause he wasn't THERE for the last few fights. You don't work, you don't eat, easy. I grab all the light ammo the team had (which was about 7 bullets. Yay me.) and leave a ton of stuff for the Gibby. I know he doesn't have a weapon, so on purpose, I leave a Spitfire PLUS 200 bullets + attachments for him, as well as blue shield, 6 shield cells, a Medkit, Phoenix, and 6 syringes + grenades. This man has every item under the sun to be useful in a fight.
Instead, he picks up...the light ammo weapon...and pings he has no ammo...after we've started to engage another team. After we die, he then turns to try and blame me, saying, "Why are you starting fights when I ping I have no ammo?" I retort back, "Why exactly do you have no ammo, even though there was very clearly a heavy ammo weapon plus 200 rounds of heavy ammo in the box with the blue shield, which you clearly have on?"
He leaves. This guy, does NOTHING the entire game, and decides that it's not his fault at all as to why we lost. Every time I see a post calling for an abandonment penalty in normal queue, or a post as to why solos was bad and it shouldn't be back in the game, or a post calling for nerfs on guns that clearly aren't a problem (most recently the R99 and Spitfire), I just think about these people who are so, so, so stupid, they can't even pick up a gun with more ammo than they currently have, and they honestly believe they should have any right to talk about the balance of this game.
DoYaSeeMe
6 years ago
Moved here: https://answers.ea.com/t5/General-Discussion/Dumb-things-we-or-our-teammates-have-done-wk-7/m-p/8419606#M52690
Koochi-Q
6 years ago
@DoYaSeeMe When did this happen? Today? If so you need to put it in the wk7 thread or it won’t count!
DoYaSeeMe
6 years ago
@Koochi-Q Then it happened yesterday :P

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