Gender removed from voice lines

GOOGLE, PLEASE TRANSLATE:

"To the random people commenting on this non-incedental post and getting offended by it: this was a test. I was seeing if someone could prove me wrong about the most recent generation being entitled and not thinking things through; hoping, even, that somone could disprove my claim. I am a part of said generation, and the Burger boy that commented on this post only helped my argument. Please, just think things through before you say them; you might just be hurting yourself."

TRANSLATION:

"I have decided that the best way of getting out of the hole I dug for myself is to make the hole bigger. I've also thrown in a random insult to prove that I am, indeed, King of The Entire World."