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jumanjaydazed's avatar
6 years ago

My short story

There once was a farmer and a hired hand. The hired hand mentions numerous issues with the machinery that needs to be fixed or parts that need to be replaced. The farmer says he will fix or replace everything before harvest. Harvest arrives and the hired hand asks the farmer was has been fixed or replaced. He says everything you had mentioned. The hired hand was eager to hit the fields and jumped into his combine, ready for a twelve hour grind. But he noticed that everything he mentioned about needing to be fixed or replaced was still the same. He wanted to inquire about these issues with the farmer, but he was nowhere to be found.  The hired hand searched high and low, worried that something awful may have happened to the farmer. The hired hand finally gave up and drove his rusty old pickup to the local tavern. Low and behold, the farmer was there. The hired hand ask the farmer " why are you sitting here getting drunk and not repairing everything I had specified"? The farmer replied " To be honest son, I have already been paid out by numerous factories from last year's crop. The way I see it is that they have enough grain for the rest of the year" The hired hand replied " but this year's crop needs to be harvested now"!. The farmer replied " No need to worry. The factories are like sheep. If you give them more than enough in the beginning, they will be more than satisfied and will return. When that time comes, which is now, all we need to do is clean up the old, moldy grains just enough so they feel content. We get paid, make minor repairs and harvest our crop for next year. It may not be a new crop, it may not be the best crop and it may be a cleaned up moldy old crop, but they will return either way. So sit down, have a drink or two and do absolutely nothing until this wonderful cycle begins again"

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  • jumanjaydazed's avatar
    jumanjaydazed
    6 years ago

    @CrazyPlays54 

    "short" story

    I could be more descriptive and adapt more towards the complaints in the forum, which most actually originated from....but I'm in the process of making medicine wine and preserved eggs

    5/10 for not understanding my life and multitasking...🤨

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  • @jumanjaydazed I find this short story offensive and not all-included. Why is there only a hired hand and not a hired foot or a fired hand as well.

    Why are the factories not represented at all except by heresay!

    And lastly, what kinda liquor is that farmer drinking?! No advertising at all there.

    So... are you tilted because you were the hired hand and got played and sold out by not only the employer, because you have to work twice as hard, but also by the factories which are the same that produce your necessities!?
  • @Koochi-Q 

    no, not at all actually. One, hands are faster than feet. Use your brain. Unfortunately, I cannot understand your second comment other than to say that the factories themselves are, and can only be, represented by the sheep themselves. I have no idea what that tavern serves for liquor , as i am only a projection of ignorant minds within this forum. (hoping is baijiu or whiskey)

    Not tilted, angry, depressed or even confused.

    Some of us are the factories, but most of us are the hired hands. We bend and break our backs at will to earn,spend or provide. It's the farmer that produces, but who, is in a way corrupted.

    edit: I should proof read more

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  • @Koochi-Q 

    forgot to mention that Icgas if you feel, even a little bit, offended whatsoever...actually makes me feel good thinking you're there, twiddling your fingers and thumbs around your xbox controller thinking of what to say next, but then jumping back to your pc to post.  🙌

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  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    6 years ago

    @jumanjaydazedNuh uh! Why do you think people run on their feet! Feet are way faster than hands! Just look at the muscles in one leg as opposed to the whole upper body!

    2nd point is, understanding is overrated. Just look at science. It understands nothing. Scientists make theories and plausible excuses (arguments) and when those falter, they state that the theory was lacking or wrong and present a new case to explain something. It’s like a house of cards. It’ll all blow over at one time.
    Same with everything else in the world actually.

    For the third point: “The soul who states he’s not ignorant is a fool” - Quote by me.

    I asked why you were tilted cause in the other thread you stated you were slightly tilted! And of course the farmer’s corrupted. He has the power to stop ppl from eating! He has the power just like He-man.

    Lolz I can never be offended cause I don’t take things personally XD. Even if something is directed at me, I couldn’t care less about indulging in emotions, I indulge in having a good arguments/conversation ^.^

    Nahhh wasn’t playing tonight. Spend majority of the time watching anime :P and ps: I don’t think. I just write down what comes to mind first, thats why it usually looks like a sad man’s rambling... which I gotta proof read and edit to make it somewhat sensical. PPS: I don’t use a pc for replies or posting but my phone 😈 


    So fail! 😈

  • @Koochi-Q 

    uhhh... you know I'm already offended by your idiotic response which I, on purpose, did not read entirely. Everyone knows it's the legs that do the running, not the feet...I give up...seems the throne is made of something other than silk and gold...I'm out..tossing bills and going to sleep! See you in the funny pages!

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  • asukojo's avatar
    asukojo
    6 years ago

    @jumanjaydazed 

    I like the story and methaphor but are you sure you're not going to cause miss understanding here ?

    You might get ban/warning email in your inbox soon 🙂 

    BE PREPARED !  

  • Koochi-Q's avatar
    Koochi-Q
    6 years ago

    @jumanjaydazed True true, but would your hands be able to carry your weight? Likely not. They are made for fine movement, not brute carrying. Thats why people can’t dogwalk (on hands and feet walking) too long, thats why you can’t bench press too long or too heavy while that same amount is easily endured by your feet and I can give other examples. 

    As slim shady stated in ‘Still don’t give a f***^%%#’: If I offended you... good, cause I still don’t give a f^%#^

    Sleep well :D

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