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5 years ago

Revenant wants to eat your children ...

So, first game tonight, LL shoves us in the boxing ring on drop and I punch a Horizon to death. Then Revenant says: "I want your heart. I want to eat your children." I was like WTF? I know he's a b...

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apostolateofDOO

5 years ago

@DarthValtrex Now you know he's singing about his dinner.. 😃

@Koochi-Q I should probably stop before CMs report me to the authorities. 😛

DarthValtrex

Hero (Retired)

5 years ago

@apostolateofDOOM I already called Scotland Yard.. WE are trying to come up with a name for you before we have you arrested and go to the press.

Right now it's looking like Apex Predator, Predator...

apostolateofDOO
5 years ago
@DarthValtrex That name just sounds wrong. I'm predator in game only! That sounds wrong too... I only eat children! Still not helping... What a hole you put me in now... I summon @Koochi-Q as my defence attorney!
When you do come up with one can you let me know in about 6 weeks as i can only change it from DOOM then. 😛
- Koochi-Q
  5 years ago
  @apostolateofDOOMAs the slayer is my backbone I will defend my brother from all that is unjust in this world by representing and winning his case.
  
  First witness, the mighty Doomslayer! All kneel and tremble, before the greatness that is him!
  
  He sayeth that Brother DOOM has been prosecuted by evil and shall not stand trial and face the wicked decadence of mankind!
  
  The judge, jury and executioner has spoken!
  
  *hears a human judge say “but” and quickly and menacingly looks at him like https://media2.giphy.com/media/l396O8kn1qbPcb4ha/giphy.gif, upon he shuts up*
  
  Brother, you have been vindicated. Let us rejoice in the blood of ones whom have not basked in the sanctity of the other gender!
  
  @BaldWraithSimpyou’re lucky you aren’t a child or walking away was not possible XD