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5 years ago

S7 stories for the children

So let’s tell tales of horror and/or delight That’ll make the kids laugh or stay up all night Stories about teammates being weird Or us as the crowd giving them a cheer Revel in the stories share...

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Koochi-Q

5 years ago

Just now did 2 matches for dailies & pack. First match slomo game... yet game performance display still somehow says that it’s 59fps on 30 ping. This made me really question the validity of that thing xD. It wasn’t just me, whole server as it started from picking legends and 1 teammate just left (cant blame him).

Second game. Beautiful game. KL with 7 kills from doing good stuff... Last 5 squads, 14 ppl. Circle ends on the Rift Dome thingy side of the mountain (forgot the name). My teammates? Randomly use the freshly landed replicator and get shot while I was still in that area between mountain and open area near Rift and already stated that I was defending there since it was where the ring would end and we were in cover... They came back after trying to have a shoutout with a team that had high ground...

2 more teams start shooting and what does 1 of my teammates do, start shooting in the middle... he does not get downed but comes close twice before he comes where I am. Suddenly 1 guy comes in and downs him (octane). I down that person and Loba for whatever reason does not revive Octane even tho I threw smoke... so I have to revive Octane. Suddenly other team comes and downs my Loba... I down the person who downs loba but get shot by that person’s teammate from the back... I smoke, run and heal. By this point 10 secs minimum have passed since I downed that guy, ran and healed up and around 20 since loba got downed and crawled to Octane who now did not revive her even with my smoke.

I run back and try to kill the guy who’s trying to rez his teammate but get downed... Octane STILL after a whopping minimum of 30 secs has not revived loba... I ping the dude... octane rushes in and cant finish this dude... goes down and we end up in 3rd place...

Tell me how...

hayhor
Hero
5 years ago
There once was a rampart who was both deaf and blind. She died. The end.
https://youtu.be/_BNjSnh9afg
pastaclown
5 years ago
3. My team and I looted for 8 minutes straight. This match was a while ago, but still worth the story. Upon the first team encountered, my teammates died pretty much immediately as they were sandwiched between two teams while I was in a good position to fight. Instead of running to me, they both die and quit. I proceed to 1v3 inside of the ring, win by quite literally the skin on my teeth, and proceed to third party the last 3 squads fighting as a solo, and won the match.
Can we talk about how SBMM is a joke too?
- Koochi-Q
  5 years ago
  @pastaclown The only thing I can say is; look at the legends... no wonder XD.
- hayhor
  Hero
  5 years ago
  @pastaclown I had a guy last night that early on talked a huge game but would not fight until they crafted a red shield from blue. Then when we finally found the last 2 teams fighting he ran into the low ground between them and died instantly. People are so odd 🤣
  - Pseudolo
    5 years ago
    Short story short, n° 2.
    Ranked match with two randos. They talk. They keep talking. I can barely make out words. They sound like a cross between teenagers and howling monkeys. We land smoothly, and they keep talking but seem decent enough. Then they start beatboxing with their mouths, some king of strange techno piece, in the whyniest way possible. It was so bad for the nerves I had to mute them. Just to be sure, I checked their direction and went the opposite way, giving up on playing the match as a squad. I managed to survive till we placed third. You decide if it's goods or bad.