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5 years ago

S7 stories for the children

So let’s tell tales of horror and/or delight That’ll make the kids laugh or stay up all night Stories about teammates being weird Or us as the crowd giving them a cheer Revel in the stories share...

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EdwardDLuffy

5 years ago

Yesterday, after being teamed up with a friend of a friend of a friend who sounded as if he was 12/13:

HIM: How old are you?

ME: 53.

HIM: Nice try. How old really?

ME: I'm 53.

HIM: Well, I thought you were old.

ME: Thanks!

HIM: No, I mean old like ... 16 ...

ME: You think 16 is old?

HIM: You can't be 53. Why aren't you like {does impression of very, very old man talking)

ME: You are not making me feel any younger.

hayhor

Hero

5 years ago

I told the story in another thread.

Daddy I have poop on my butt!

Koochi-Q
5 years ago
@hayhor Stop telling $h!tty stories, you're defecating these clean forums XD

I have couple of stories, but oldandknackered keeps one-upping me so I don't have stories quite as good... ☹️
- hayhor
  Hero
  5 years ago
  @Koochi-Q Nothing will top Daddy I have poop on my butt! As a father I dreaded those words, especially if I was doing something important. 🤣