*Submit your best LAZY kill*

I also gave some of the most effortless kills to my enemies.

Once, our jump master landed us at Bunker. I ran like an idiot to grab a weapon from the room in the corner, with a Caustic behind. He just left a gas can in the door and watched me jumping around till I died.

Another time, a guy scratched me right after the drop from some distance and I ran because I had no weapon. Next 2 minutes I looted, healed, got fancy weapons, but I had to leave the PC so I gave all my stuff to the teammates and let the end of round 1 ring get me. I wonder how did that player feel when getting a kill out of nowhere (he wasn't even a Caustic, to blame it on a forgotten gas can).

A more recent one: I dropped on the supply ship, in the same place with other 3-4 enemies. I got the purple armor, phoenix kit and all the bullets, while someone else got the havoc or what was there. He ran away knowing that he can't down 3-4 enemies with a single load, and the ones remaining started trying to punch me. After getting the first hit, I decided that it's dumb to die meleed in a purple armor and decided to jump off... only to realize that the supply ship was faaaar away from the land, over the waters near Airbase. I died so ugly that even my deathbox, which popped somewhere on the shore, felt back in the water 🙂.