Tell a funny (apex) story

@Koochi-Q Ahhh, yes, storytime. Gather round, and let me tell you a tall tale. T'was a cold day in kings canyon, and the ring was closing all around my. Suddenly, my predator instincts kicked in, and I whipped around with my flatline. BAM! Player downed. I went in for the finisher, only to get cut out of it by an arc star landing at my feet. I bravely continued the finisher, and regained by gold shields. Suddenly, my friend was downed and said the enemy was low. courageously, I rushed in there, but I duped them and did the master flank, because the guy that entered was actually a decoy! I pulled out my weapon, and fired my first shot, only to realize that my friend had forgotten to tell my that he was not low, but on full health. I still downed him, did the ceremonial teabag, then died to his teammate.

Moral of the story? IF HE'S NOT LOW, DON'T SAY HE'S LOW!