Game Won't Play - PC - Help

I can't play this game, literally. I have tried starting a match from one of the tile modes on the main screen, custom searching, and many different modes and maps. I get to lobby, matchmaking is complete, person stands, BAM! Game crashes to Windows—no crash report. This started with the patch yesterday.

I have tried repairing it, I have sent some DxDiag to EA, and they couldn't help. I have done everything short of uninstalling it. It probably doesn't matter because the game boots. If I uninstall it, I will not be coming back.

Playing on EA App.