The_yKpoTT
3 days agoRising Novice
Unit assignments
I really tried to take these Unit assignments seriously...
- “Score 10,000 points in a round of King of the Hill” — bro, how many people do 10k in under 500 seconds?
- “Get 30 squad revives in a round of Squad Deathmatch” — sure, no problem… except 90% of players insta-skip instead of waiting. That’s like 60% of all kills in the match 💀
- “Get 4 squad wipes in a match of Squad Deathmatch” — yeah, let me just solo-carry randoms for four full wipes. (There was a weekly for 5 squad wipes — I play with a 3.0 K/D and still managed only 2 all week.) At that point, I stopped questioning their sanity completely.
- “Capture 5 objectives in a life in Domination” — devs, you doing okay?
- “Get 35 objective kills in a match of Escalation” — these aren’t challenges anymore, they’re borderline experiments in frustration.
Whoever made them clearly doesn’t play their own game. 😅