"The APP Crashed Unexpectedly"

On PC. Windows 11

I've been trying all day to fix this. Every time I go to load up the launcher, after 3 seconds I get an error that says, "The APP crashed unexpectedly," after three more seconds the error will close itself out. If I'm able to click the "Send error report" check box in time and click restart, I just get the same issue. The app crashed unexpectedly.

So, I've been scouring the web all day trying to fix it. I've uninstalled it and reinstalled it. Rebooted my PC. Ran the repair tool. Used Revo uninstaller, rebooted, reinstalled, rebooted again.

I've tried different tricks I found on old threads on this forum, Reddit, and Youtube. NOTHING SEEMS TO WORK!

I'm convinced at this point that the EA app is broken, and that all the games I've spent hundreds of dollars on over the last decade are locked behind a useless app because I can't even get passed the sign in screen when it worked just a few days ago.