Failed to launch game - can't play FC 26

I have been unable to play FC26 since purchasing, and from posts here I can tell a lot of people also have never been able to launch the game that they paid real dollars for. I have tried all of these BS recommendations like make sure WiFi is on (an actual suggestion an EA guy made) all the way to tweaking nonsense in my files and folders trying to get this game to work. Enough is enough, if the game won't work then they need to stop selling it, simple as that.

I'm sick and tired of the same error "Failed to launch game; An error on our end caused the launch to fail. Try again a little later.'

Just to make sure it wasn't me or my PC, I tried a clean install on two backup laptops, as well as a BRAND NEW PC that my friend bought. If it doesn't work on *any* devices, can it really be our fault, EA?

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