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@MAGICDAVESHROOM Thanks! Now I can jump around like Dartichoke 😍
Here you go number 5, the ducks have a nice, warm Smugfleece toilet seat cover set for you.
Nobody F*cks with the Ducks!
- linuxPigPen5 years agoSeasoned Ace
@MAGICDAVESHROOM1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8
But Big Pig approves of the choice of the 5th member of the sequence as well. 🙂
Now he won't have to bring his big tool, "The Meat Carving Fork", to the table.
The Meat Carving Fork
(a poem by linuxPigPen)
I'm the meat carving fork
From the county of York
And I've found me a nice leg of lamb.
No pig I can poke
It's just all a big joke
When they tell you how tiney I am.
The pressure I bear
On my lamb's derriere
Keeps her pinioned and pierced
to the table
While folks at the side
Let out "Ooohs" as juice slides
Off my prongs in a manner most playful.
There's no lady alone
Who can grab all my bone
Handle, gracefully clenched in her digits.
I'll stay sharp on the mantle
Preparing to handle
Mad ducks. I'll fork till they fidget. - linuxPigPen5 years agoSeasoned Ace
Aah! You used the METRIC version.
In America we frown on using them ARABIC numerals and that AL-JABRA!
They are EuroDucks and therefore metric.
EDIT: If you believe that zero isn't a real number i shall ask your employer to remove all zeros from your paychecks.
And EA to remove them from your pvz2 resources totals.
- linuxPigPen5 years agoSeasoned Ace@MAGICDAVESHROOM Filus Bonacci, the son of Bonacci, did not include the zero used today in his original sequence. It was added centuries after his life and death. The sequence was originally used as a practical estimate of the growth of a rabbit population. Fibonacci is also recognized as the earliest proponent of the Arabic numbering system in the west. No pigs, no ducks, just bunnies.
@MAGICDAVESHROOM wrote:They are EuroDucks and therefore metric.
EDIT: If you believe that zero isn't a real number i shall ask your employer to remove all zeros from your paychecks.
And EA to remove them from your pvz2 resources totals.
I think this post should carry a warning, I almost spray tea over my keyboard.....
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@linuxPigPen wrote:
@MAGICDAVESHROOMFilus Bonacci, the son of Bonacci, did not include the zero used today in his original sequence. It was added centuries after his life and death. The sequence was originally used as a practical estimate of the growth of a rabbit population. Fibonacci is also recognized as the earliest proponent of the Arabic numbering system in the west. No pigs, no ducks, just bunnies.
@linuxPigPenSo where did the first bunnies come from?
- linuxPigPen5 years agoSeasoned Ace