That launch trailer understood the assignment.

I wish the game had the grittyness and bone breaking the live action launch trailer had. 

If we're keeping the impervatek mess, at least keep the bone breaking. Bonus points if after you get up and get on the board your bones slowly fix themselves lmao.

impervatek is a dumb idea, but that sure was a good way to make it seem cool. It's often not the idea just the execution...