If you're not ready for a 5* unlock a week or so from now, you either don't care about this part of the game (which is perfectly understandable), or you haven't been paying attention at all. Yes, the communication skills are laughable and entirely unprofessional, but the complaint is even worse. Enjoy the game or don't. You know very well what you've got yourself into: a fun and engaging game run by blind monkeys. Stop acting surprised already.
Now let's have some fun with the millennium falcon of our youth...or not. Your choice.
