When I was young I used to love Throstle Upentake on the 16th of December when, every year, the children of my village who were still virgins were allowed to run around the woods finding squirrels and beating them to death with a stick (or it may have been finding sticks and beating them to death with a squirrel - it’s a long time ago). I have to confess to being more than a little disappointed that CG has YET AGAIN failed to mark this important and violent superstition with free stuff.